chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)
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Why isn't it Saturday?
did you know I was thinking the same thing?0 -
Just "Morning" to me Dawn? You don't hope its Good? Or are you just getting lazy...Good Morning to G'Morning to Morning to GM to M?
LMAO, can I try again? Awesome Morning Pirate, did you know how happy I am to see you this beautiful day?
Don't you know it's always a pleasure to see you, Dawn?
Did it hurt?
Do you mean when I fell from heaven?
Is that a mirror in your pocket?0 -
Can you see yourself in my pants? Dont you know I have heard them all?0
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did I ever mention that....A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed?0
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Will you all be around all day? I really need to get some work done now, ya know?0
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Will you all be around all day? I really need to get some work done now, ya know?
Will you bring me flowers when you return?
I think they should re-arrange the alphabet...0 -
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? :laugh:0
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are you from Tennessee? because your the only 10 I see0
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I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!
You need this one Pirate ...you like? LOL0 -
Ever look at the tag inside the collar of a girls shirt and say "just what I thought, made in heaven"0
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are you Jamacian?
cause your Ja makin me crazy...
how is that!?0 -
Hahaha...Good one Leah...How bout this one?
Come here...*waves you over with a finger*...I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with the rest of my body0 -
Hahaha...Good one Leah...How bout this one?
Come here...*waves you over with a finger*...I just made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with the rest of my body
did you know I just read that not too long ago? and that the girl said it will take more than one finger to make me come?
arent people just awesome?0 -
LMAO nice Pirate!!!
I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?0 -
Ever look at the tag inside the collar of a girls shirt and say "just what I thought, made in heaven"
how about nonchalantly dropping a suger packet next to her and say, hey, your tag fell off?0 -
LMAO nice Pirate!!!
I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?0 -
:laugh: do you know I never heard that one Leah? This is my personal fav..
If I told you you had a nice body would you hold it against me?0 -
LOL that one is a very commonly one used Pirate...haha!! love it!
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?0 -
I think they should re-arrange the alphabet...
And put I next to U!!
Good morning ya'll!! It is nice to see everyone on this morning and a few new ppl too.
I am loving these pick up lines...Don't you know we all need a good laugh to start the day?
Leah, its great to see you are feeling better!!
Dawn, love the guns, girl!!0 -
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