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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    I lost my number can I have yours...how cheesy is that one?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Thank you Sheila <3

    Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member

    I think they should re-arrange the alphabet...

    And put I next to U!!


    Good morning ya'll!! It is nice to see everyone on this morning and a few new ppl too.
    I am loving these pick up lines...Don't you know we all need a good laugh to start the day?

    Leah, its great to see you are feeling better!!

    Dawn, love the guns, girl!!

    Good Morning SoCo. I had a female friend from Alabama who pronounced July as "Joooolah" it was uber-sexy. Do you do that?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Do you know it took me a second to get the SoCo? Do you know I like it?

    I've never heard July said that way.

    Have you seen the movie Broken Bridges? Kelly Preston did a VERY good job learning the souther talk.
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Do you all know the southern accent is easy to learn, all you have to do is have a lazy tongue?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Can you teach me how to make my tongue lazy?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Do you all know the southern accent is easy to learn, all you have to do is have a lazy tongue?

    Did you know my wife would hate it if I had a lazy toungue?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    pirate how about this one!

    is there a keg in your pants? cause I would love to tap that a...
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Do you all know the southern accent is easy to learn, all you have to do is have a lazy tongue?

    Did you know my wife would hate it if I had a lazy toungue?

    :laugh:
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Can you teach me how to make my tongue lazy?

    Do you realize that I could never do this, as I find the speech repulsive to my ears?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Do you all know the southern accent is easy to learn, all you have to do is have a lazy tongue?

    Did you know my wife would hate it if I had a lazy toungue?

    Mercy pirate!!

    Does a southern accent really take a lazy tongue? Personally, I think my tongue is far from lazy!!
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Can I tell you I had the biggest crush on a girl in college who had the prefect Southern Drawl? Also, can you imagine how sexy it is to me when a pretty girl, "Taalks liiike thyiis"?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Can I tell you I had the biggest crush on a girl in college who had the prefect Southern Drawl? Also, can you imagine how sexy it is to me when a pretty girl, "Taalks liiike thyiis"?

    I was wondering where you were! Did you know, if we met in person, we would get along just great then?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Can we all agree that women who have southern accents float our boats then?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    What say you MikeyD and Dino?

    Will the word HUMP or B00Bs draw them out?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    where are the boobs? hahaha
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    ( . ) ( . )

    Is that how you do it Whiskey?

    BTW, what is your name?
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    Do you think the signals got crossed since I came here instead of Mikey and Dino when you said those words? lol
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    So a woman with a northern accent wont float your boat, eh?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    No Jamie, wouldn't that just lead me to believe you like those words too?

    Dawn, how is Pirate gonna get out of that one?

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