chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Hello Jojo Glad to see you back! How have you been? Do you know I respect you as as woman? Should I be looking you in the eyes whe I say that?

    Why thank you, my PhatCat (I Love saying that). How long has it been? Can I be under you with Dawn for those pushups?? What are you looking at, if not my eyes?

    Would the two of you like to take turns, switching off in between sets? I think you were here about a week ago? Umm would you believe I was looking at your shirt? yeah your shirt...hehe

    Well I would thing Dawn and I can share..can't we Dawn? Were you really looking at my shirt or what is underneath it? Did you know I got blessed with more intelligence than breasts (well I am blessed with thos too or am I??) lol....

    Have you had your IQ tested? is it like 269?

    As a matter of fact I have had my IQ tested.. have you? Have you had your daily massage today? want me to give it to you? Unless Dawn would prefer me give it to her...?? LOL
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Good morning!!! Didn't you know it is my mission to make all of you smile every day?

    Miss Garnet.. did you know you have a very sweet sincere smile?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you know, to many people keep coming to my desk this morning and they are making it hard for me to keep up :grumble: , Dont they know I have more important things to do, besides work?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good morning!!! Didn't you know it is my mission to make all of you smile every day?

    Miss Garnet.. did you know you have a very sweet sincere smile?

    Can I thank you? Its good to see you again.
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Do you know, to many people keep coming to my desk this morning and they are making it hard for me to keep up :grumble: , Dont they know I have more important things to do, besides work?

    Did I mention, I had that problem yesterday?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Jojo - would you believe that I have had my IQ tested and was just shy of being able to apply for MENSA. I had no Idea what a underacheiver I am...lol

    Sheila - do I make you smile too Sweetheart

    Dawn - do I need to come to your work and Gregulate?

    Should I consider myself blessed to be surrounded by three beautiful women?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Pirate, can I say I love the mood you are in, and you have made my day more then once today? Can we dedicate today as National Pirate day?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Pirate, can I say I love the mood you are in, and you have made my day more then once today? Can we dedicate today as National Pirate day?

    would it make you smile once more if I told you I was wearing my Brewers shirt today?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Pirate, can I say I love the mood you are in, and you have made my day more then once today? Can we dedicate today as National Pirate day?


    Ooh ooh.. Can we? (I second that motion). Can someone PLEASE rescue me from this damn desk???
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Yes, Did you know I am wearing my Clay Matthews pink Packer Jersey today? Are you ready for some football???
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Pirate, can I say I love the mood you are in, and you have made my day more then once today? Can we dedicate today as National Pirate day?


    Ooh ooh.. Can we? (I second that motion). Can someone PLEASE rescue me from this damn desk???

    JoJo, Dont you know I would rescue you if I could. I am enslaved to my own desk today as well. Wouldnt a strawberry margarita make it all better?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Yes, Did you know I am wearing my Clay Matthews pink Packer Jersey today? Are you ready for some football???

    Do you think Clay Matthews IS a pink Packer?:laugh: He is one of my favorite players in the NFL...Did you know my Pats have their Preseason opener tonight vs New Orleans?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Yes, Did you know I am wearing my Clay Matthews pink Packer Jersey today? Are you ready for some football???

    Do you think Clay Matthews IS a pink Packer?:laugh: He is one of my favorite players in the NFL...Did you know my Pats have their Preseason opener tonight vs New Orleans?

    Did you know, Pirate, that I am a born Pats fan. I definitely knew about the game. Do you think I should wear my Wes Welker jersey for luck? Who's NOT ready for some football.. I know I am!!!

    IS seems, Pirate you and I are both underachievers...would that be why we get along so well??
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know the Packers are playing the Chargers tonight? ClayMaker is awesome, isnt he?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Yes, Did you know I am wearing my Clay Matthews pink Packer Jersey today? Are you ready for some football???

    Do you think Clay Matthews IS a pink Packer?:laugh: He is one of my favorite players in the NFL...Did you know my Pats have their Preseason opener tonight vs New Orleans?

    Did you know, Pirate, that I am a born Pats fan. I definitely knew about the game. Do you think I should wear my Wes Welker jersey for luck? Who's NOT ready for some football.. I know I am!!!

    IS seems, Pirate you and I are both underachievers...would that be why we get along so well??

    Do you know I think you are on to something...Did you know that the reason we are underacheivers is that we are awesome without even trying?

    Are you originally from New England?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    OMG, do you know what I just realized? I dont work tomorrow! I get to have some beers with the game tonight, jealous?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Did you know the Packers are playing the Chargers tonight? ClayMaker is awesome, isnt he?

    how awesome would a Packers-Pats Superbowl be in February?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Shocktop Shandy? Should I hop on a plane now?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Have you tried the ShockTop yet Pirate? I love it, and yes that would be an awesome SuperBowl!
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Jojo - would you believe that I have had my IQ tested and was just shy of being able to apply for MENSA. I had no Idea what a underacheiver I am...lol

    Sheila - do I make you smile too Sweetheart

    Dawn - do I need to come to your work and Gregulate?

    Should I consider myself blessed to be surrounded by three beautiful women?

    Didn't you know, you always make me smile? I love being your SoCo!!
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Did you all know I can't wear my Titans jersey till tomorrow? Yes, I know, I'm for the underdog!!

    Also, (sorry PhatCat), I will be rooting for Drew Brees tonight!!! He is my favorite QB in the NFL!!!
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    I have not, but I know you like the Leinenkugel so I can imagine it is good...will try soon. Where is Mikey today?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Have you tried the ShockTop yet Pirate? I love it, and yes that would be an awesome SuperBowl!

    Dawn when did you try the SHockTop? I enjoy it... who else likes it? When can we all have a drink together??
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Jojo - would you believe that I have had my IQ tested and was just shy of being able to apply for MENSA. I had no Idea what a underacheiver I am...lol

    Sheila - do I make you smile too Sweetheart

    Dawn - do I need to come to your work and Gregulate?

    Should I consider myself blessed to be surrounded by three beautiful women?

    Didn't you know, you always make me smile? I love being your SoCo!!

    Do you know that I love that you love to be my SoCo? Hey where is Your fellow Kentuckian?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Did you know I was wondering the same thing? Do you think improper punctuation will draw him out!!!
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Shouldnt we try? <<<See I do have something against apostrophes
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    This should sent him into a tissy;"should'nt it"! :bigsmile:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    JoJo, dont you know I have had the ShockTop a number of times and really do enjoy it? Did you know that we always talk about getting together as a group, and when we do I have to wrestle Pirate, but only after a drinks. Do you think that sentance will bring out Whiskey?

    Do you think Whiskey has an itchy hand with a red pen ready to correct our mistakes?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    do you think We have driven Whiskey so nuts with our improper punctuation, that he has now pulled his computer off of his desk and is on his hands and knees barking at the screen like a dog?

    What if I do something like use this word...Supposibly?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know... that visual of Whiskey just made me LOL inside, but the word Supposibly made me LOL literally?