chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Is Dean making yet another female fumble with his magical tongue?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    I say yes...emphatically...what do you think?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    "Magical"?? Oh reeeeally????
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Mikey, you ever going to get that cheese?

    you believe I havent gotten any sugar since June 1st

    JUNE 1ST!! Stupid pregnancy got my girls self esteem all low.

    And, did you know the times we were going to finaly de-virginize ourselves again, baby wakes up, kids need something, dog farts and the smell lingers... you know that their timing is impecable!?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    do you think when I told my girl I was cutting down on the sugar, that she took it in all sweet areas?:sad:
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    May I say that it sounds like you need to pull together a tag team babysitting squad and get away from all that for a night or two? Or maybe even a few hours if that is all you can manage to get in right now? And stop blaming the dog!
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    May I say that it sounds like you need to pull together a tag team babysitting squad and get away from all that for a night or two? Or maybe even a few hours if that is all you can manage to get in right now? And stop blaming the dog!

    hehe... 4 years together and would you believe none of us fart around one another?

    we actually talked about that last night because of a "should I test the waters before moving in" kinda of thread from last night...
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    May I say that it sounds like you need to pull together a tag team babysitting squad and get away from all that for a night or two? Or maybe even a few hours if that is all you can manage to get in right now? And stop blaming the dog!

    hehe... 4 years together and would you believe none of us fart around one another?

    we actually talked about that last night because of a "should I test the waters before moving in" kinda of thread from last night...

    Do you know that I did read that on there? What a nice guy you are. That thread and the farting, oh so much farting, was pretty funny. I wonder if it is too late to teach my son, and dog, better manners?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    What?! No farting....? No one told my household...

    Mike, you're a smooth man... get in there and take action!
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    May I share a story with all of you? I remember one time I was having family over for a dinner of some sort. And it was all fart, poop, and guts talk; me and my daughter were the only two females in the family for quite some time, other than my mother. So finally I had enough and said "for once can we have an evening where we talked about something other than how bad you farts smell or how big you "poo" is." No one had anything to say for hours. :huh: Can you believe boys sometimes??
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    would you believe me if I told you that I am being a gentleman and not a horn dog and that 2 months, I'm sorry over 2 months has been the longest we have gond without um... lifting heavy boxes up and down the stairs?

    can I assure you that there is no problem with our relationship and I guess that we are both understanding of each other and that she says she is worried I am going to seek it elsewhere?

    I told her that she is my only love and I would never dream to do that!?

    How is THAT for smooth... BOOM... points for MIKEY... and he still has YET to score!!! hahahahahaha
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Mikey: Do you realize I can empathize with you, although on a somewhat different level?
    But wouldn't you agree, no matter the reason your sweets are withheld, your still sweetless?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    May I share a story with all of you? I remember one time I was having family over for a dinner of some sort. And it was all fart, poop, and guts talk; me and my daughter were the only two females in the family for quite some time, other than my mother. So finally I had enough and said "for once can we have an evening where we talked about something other than how bad you farts smell or how big you "poo" is." No one had anything to say for hours. :huh: Can you believe boys sometimes??

    hours? is that all they know? :laugh: :sad: :laugh: aren't you their party POOPer!!! haha... (my laughing is the key to my 6pack)
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Mikey: Do you realize I can empathize with you, although on a somewhat different level?
    But wouldn't you agree, no matter the reason your sweets are withheld, your still sweetless?

    ummm.. was that a compliment:huh:



    :laugh: :bigsmile: :drinker:
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member

    I told her that she is my only love and I would never dream to do that!?

    Aren't you a sweetie?

    How is THAT for smooth... BOOM... points for MIKEY... and he still has YET to score!!! hahahahahaha
    :laugh:
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Do you realize you are speaking to a girl who loves sugar?
    Why in the world would withholding my sugar be a compliment?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    would you believe me if I told you that I am being a gentleman and not a horn dog and that 2 months, I'm sorry over 2 months has been the longest we have gond without um... lifting heavy boxes up and down the stairs?

    can I assure you that there is no problem with our relationship and I guess that we are both understanding of each other and that she says she is worried I am going to seek it elsewhere?

    I told her that she is my only love and I would never dream to do that!?

    How is THAT for smooth... BOOM... points for MIKEY... and he still has YET to score!!! hahahahahaha

    Did you hear that collective AWWWEEEE from the female side of the room? That is the sweetest thing!!! Just think how good it is going to be when she is ready and it works out for you two? Make sure the dog is in the other room or corked!
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    but didn't you say I am sweetless?

    should I run back into my hole under the stairs?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    May I share a story with all of you? I remember one time I was having family over for a dinner of some sort. And it was all fart, poop, and guts talk; me and my daughter were the only two females in the family for quite some time, other than my mother. So finally I had enough and said "for once can we have an evening where we talked about something other than how bad you farts smell or how big you "poo" is." No one had anything to say for hours. :huh: Can you believe boys sometimes??
    Was there nothing left to flush down the toilet than this gibberish?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    can I add, It does work out, just timing. guess what else, SHE is becoming more aware of what she eats and is starting to understand calories :)
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    "Magical"?? Oh reeeeally????

    yes...do you know that it was once on tour with the great female magician...Magic Babe Ning?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member

    Make sure the dog is in the other room or corked!

    This reminds me....Did I tell you all I have 2 precious K9s?
    They sometimes have to be locked up in another room. :wink:
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    but didn't you say I am sweetless?

    should I run back into my hole under the stairs?
    Did you just confuse a blonde?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Wouldn't it be great if I were able to go back to sleep before 17:00?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Mikey did you know my cheese remark had nothing to do with you ummm lifting and moving heavy boxes and everything to do with your avi pic? Did you know I'm glad you had a chance to get that off your chest, and I think you are part of The Good Guy Club? :laugh:
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    I think you are part of The Good Guy Club? :laugh:
    They have a club?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    May I share a story with all of you? I remember one time I was having family over for a dinner of some sort. And it was all fart, poop, and guts talk; me and my daughter were the only two females in the family for quite some time, other than my mother. So finally I had enough and said "for once can we have an evening where we talked about something other than how bad you farts smell or how big you "poo" is." No one had anything to say for hours. :huh: Can you believe boys sometimes??

    hours? is that all they know? :laugh: :sad: :laugh: aren't you their party POOPer!!! haha... (my laughing is the key to my 6pack)

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Some days I think that is all they know. Ready for another fart story? Do you know the song by Timbaland called Apologize? Well there is a line in there that goes "to late to apologize". Would you know that has become the saying that follows the fart? So, me and a car full of hockey boys a few years back, can you guess what I heard for a majority of the drive? A chorus of "tooo laaaate to aaapologiiize" !!!! Good grief!!!
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    I think you are part of The Good Guy Club? :laugh:
    They have a club?

    wouldn't that club be the "friend zone" and I am never part of that club? :laugh:
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Michelle: Do you know this would NEVER happen in my vehicle?
    I think it's the medical side of me.
    Am I the only one here who does not find this type of thing comical?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    I think you are part of The Good Guy Club? :laugh:
    They have a club?

    There's more than one?? :huh:
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