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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • poshcouture
    poshcouture Posts: 610
    Can I finish my cup of coffee and then tell you?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Can I finish my cup of coffee and then tell you?

    Would it be safer to keep my helmet on?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good morning!!! TGIF!!

    I'm doing a little better today. Would you believe BEN helped me a lot last night?

    How are you Jojo?

    is everyone in a good mood? I know I am! :)

    Does a bear poop in the woods?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Is a bullfrogs @ss watertight?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    was this bullfrog ever in a mexican jail?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    was this bullfrog ever in a mexican jail?

    how about KY?:noway:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    What?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    did I get my own joke or is my helmet too tight..


    pirate said tighter than a bullfrogs hinnie, then Dean said even in a mexican jail? and I was implying KY.... damn my stupid jokes,

    do you know that only fellow mice get my jokes?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    is your voice squeaky?

    Is the Pope Catholic?
  • poshcouture
    poshcouture Posts: 610
    Is it hot in hell?

    Does eating this doughnut make my @$$ look fat?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    can you turn around so that I can get a better look?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    what if it knocks you over and onto me?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    how hard is that helmet?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    do you think my head would be safe, but the helmet may crush the rest of my body? maybe I should turn into a leprechaun?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    did I get my own joke or is my helmet too tight..


    pirate said tighter than a bullfrogs hinnie, then Dean said even in a mexican jail? and I was implying KY.... damn my stupid jokes,

    do you know that only fellow mice get my jokes?

    Do you not realize that I got your joke and the WHAT was more like OH NO YOU DIDN"T?

    If you could hear me talk today you would think I'm a fellow mouse...LOL
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Should we refer to the state as KY and the jelly as K-Y so as to not offend or confuse? lol

    Mikey I think Sheila was taken aback by that and breaking your aggies a little
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Do you know you are correct, MY phatcat? However, I have to admit, I did chuckle a little.
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    SoCo...do you sound like kathleen turner today? or is it worse?...Like Mickey from the Rocky movies?:laugh:
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Are we dancing in here?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    SoCo...do you sound like kathleen turner today? or is it worse?...Like Mickey from the Rocky movies?:laugh:

    Have you ever heard Fran Drescher talk? Yeah, its that annoying....
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Are we dancing in here?

    Girl, don't you know we are always dancing?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Did you ever post something in the wrong forum? I'm such a dumbbell:sad:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Stop it!! Don't you know we don't think you're a dumbbell?

    However, I am curious if the conversation made you blush...
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Aren't we all bouncing back and forth anyway?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Isn't it fun? Where is everyone else? Did they leave and not invite us to go?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Will it take some wine and cheese?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Stop it!! Don't you know we don't think you're a dumbbell?

    However, I am curious if the conversation made you blush...

    does a bear poop in the woods?

    Wanna see blushing? go back and read my response
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Do you know that made me chuckle? We ask the kids all the time, "do you want some cheese with that whine..."
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Would they just rather romp in the other room?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    do you prefer to romp in this room?
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