chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)
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Is this where the No Pants Party is at?
would you like to come?
How many times?
Crap, was that the line back there?0 -
Aren't we leaving our pants in the closet and running with Dawn into the woods?Is this where the No Pants Party is at?
would you like to come?0 -
Is this where the No Pants Party is at?
would you like to come?
How many times?
Crap, was that the line back there?
would you like to be up front?0 -
how is my favorite Wiconsonian and my fellow granite stater today?
Did you not see your SoCo is here too? :sad:
Good afternnon MY SoCo would you like to dance?
Close your eyes
Give me your hand, darlin
Do you feel my heart beating?
Do you Understand?
Do you feel the same?
Or am I only dreaming?
I would love too!!
"Is this burning an eternal flame?"
Do we need to leave room for the Lord, or do you prefer my lips almost touching yours?
Didn't you know...I don't mind if your lips touch mine?0 -
Is this where the No Pants Party is at?
would you like to come?
How many times?
Crap, was that the line back there?
would you like to be up front?
Sweet, I didn't just cross it? Do I have to take a number then?0 -
Sheila have you relaized yet that the caveman isn't wearing pants? Watch out you might get jabbed0
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would you rather give your number? eh eh:bigsmile:0
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Have you ever found something very random on Google and thought to yourself, WTH?
Sheila's Kissing Booth - Tips on How to Kiss Better
www.kissingbooth.com/kiss.htm
Our answer would be to not kiss that person right away. Wait until an ... Moist Lips - You want your lips to be slightly moist when you kiss. Run your tongue ... Some people prefer to leave their eyes open during the kiss. But until you .... Sit very close to each other, your lips almost touching, arms where you please.0 -
Have you ever found something very random on Google and thought to yourself, WTH?
Sheila's Kissing Booth - Tips on How to Kiss Better
www.kissingbooth.com/kiss.htm
Our answer would be to not kiss that person right away. Wait until an ... Moist Lips - You want your lips to be slightly moist when you kiss. Run your tongue ... Some people prefer to leave their eyes open during the kiss. But until you .... Sit very close to each other, your lips almost touching, arms where you please.
you know you made me think of Demolition Man for some odd reason? Can you guess what part?0 -
Sheila have you relaized yet that the caveman isn't wearing pants? Watch out you might get jabbed
Didn't you realize, I'm not wearing pants either? You caressed by backside in that dance, you should no Im commando under this dress....
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Have you ever found something very random on Google and thought to yourself, WTH?
Sheila's Kissing Booth - Tips on How to Kiss Better
www.kissingbooth.com/kiss.htm
Our answer would be to not kiss that person right away. Wait until an ... Moist Lips - You want your lips to be slightly moist when you kiss. Run your tongue ... Some people prefer to leave their eyes open during the kiss. But until you .... Sit very close to each other, your lips almost touching, arms where you please.
you know you made me think of Demolition Man for some odd reason? Can you guess what part?
Wouldn't you know that I do? That part makes me laugh out loud every time!!! Poor guy!!0 -
would you rather give your number? eh eh:bigsmile:
What would I get out of that? 0 -
Mikey did you get up out of the sand because you saw katamus' cat coming?0
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Mikey did you get up out of the sand because you saw katamus' cat coming?
was it that obvious?0 -
would you rather give your number? eh eh:bigsmile:
What would I get out of that?
should I whisper it in your ear?0 -
Why do I feel so empty without Mikey's perky, orange boobs on my screen? *sigh*0
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Should I turn up the volume on this?0
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Unrelated... who wants to switch f**king jobs with me?0
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Why do I feel so empty without Mikey's perky, orange boobs on my screen? *sigh*
could you now focus your attention on some boxes?0 -
Unrelated... who wants to switch f**king jobs with me?
Do you have any idea what you're asking for?0 -
Unrelated... who wants to switch f**king jobs with me?
are you a defense lawyer?0 -
Unrelated... who wants to switch f**king jobs with me?
are you a defense lawyer?
are you a ballet instructor?0 -
(Last one, then I gotta go back to court...)
Did anyone else notice the Native American trapped in the gravitational field surrounding Jojo's boob's?
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Unrelated... who wants to switch f**king jobs with me?
Ummm..I don;t want to switch jobs with you but can I volunteer to be your personal assistant? :devil:0 -
No. Civil. Now, who wants to appear on my behalf so I can take a nap?are you a defense lawyer?0 -
No. Civil. Now, who wants to appear on my behalf so I can take a nap?are you a defense lawyer?
Can I just slam papers on a desk and scream "objection"?0 -
What kind of job would you rather have?0
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(Last one, then I gotta go back to court...)
Did anyone else notice the Native American trapped in the gravitational field surrounding Jojo's boob's?
I am laughing so hard at my desk right now....WOuld you believe that is one of the funniest things said about my boobs in a LONG time?
Does anyone else agree??0 -
are you sure you can do that without drooling?0
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Can you wear a really short skirt? (That helps. Unfortunately I can't really pull that look off.)Can I just slam papers on a desk and scream "objection"?0
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