chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    are you a defense lawyer?
    No. Civil. Now, who wants to appear on my behalf so I can take a nap?

    I can, do you want to reply to customers concerning FDA laws and the chemicals manufactured here?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    What kind of job would you rather have?
    Cabana Boy?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Can I just slam papers on a desk and scream "objection"?
    Can you wear a really short skirt? (That helps. Unfortunately I can't really pull that look off.)

    Sure, can you deal with retail retards all day for the trade?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    holy crap jojo... !


    wait that wasn't a question....

    ever seen Grandma's Boy? :bigsmile:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    So hand and blow are out of the question? :laugh:
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    What kind of job would you rather have?
    Cabana Boy?

    Can you come to Florida then?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    I can, do you want to reply to customers concerning FDA laws and the chemicals manufactured here?
    Sure. Do you have a rubber stamp that says, "Dear _______. You're f**cked. Thanks."?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    I'll be back later. Wait, I need a question. Um... How about... Fart?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Can I just slam papers on a desk and scream "objection"?
    Can you wear a really short skirt? (That helps. Unfortunately I can't really pull that look off.)

    Sure, can you deal with retail retards all day for the trade?


    did you just drop some of your papers on the floor?:drinker:
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    What kind of job would you rather have?
    Cabana Boy?


    OOOH...You're hired!!! Will you be my cabana boy???? PLEASE?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    What kind of job would you rather have?
    Cabana Boy?

    can you ask me again when you have this job^?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    What kind of job would you rather have?
    Cabana Boy?


    OOOH...You're hired!!! Will you be my cabana boy???? PLEASE?

    will you guys be measuring cup size?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can I come out of the corner now?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    did someone put baby in the corner?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Can I come out of the corner now?

    Who put you in the corner? were you misbehaving?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Jojo...wanna make a deal? That beer and a motorboating for a Sloe Comfortable Screw Against the Wall
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Am I the only one who realized Jojo was holding a Beer?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Nobody puts Baby in the corner!!

    Who else loved that movie?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    I'll be back later. Wait, I need a question. Um... How about... Fart?

    Why didn't you just say May I be excused to come back later?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did someone say Beer?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Can I just slam papers on a desk and scream "objection"?
    Can you wear a really short skirt? (That helps. Unfortunately I can't really pull that look off.)

    Sure, can you deal with retail retards all day for the trade?


    did you just drop some of your papers on the floor?:drinker:

    Did I, or did you throw them on the floor?:tongue:
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Nobody puts Baby in the corner!!

    Who else loved that movie?

    How could you not like going into the woods, bringing melons and dirty dancing?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Am I the only one who realized Jojo was holding a Beer?
    Can you believe that I had to check again and still can't see a beer?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Am I the only one who realized Jojo was holding a Beer?
    Can you believe that I had to check again and still can't see a beer?
    :laugh:
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    can I admit that I was the one who put baby in the corner? Of course I was there with her and it was dark and she had my.....wow, what time is it?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Can I just slam papers on a desk and scream "objection"?
    Can you wear a really short skirt? (That helps. Unfortunately I can't really pull that look off.)

    Sure, can you deal with retail retards all day for the trade?


    did you just drop some of your papers on the floor?:drinker:

    Did I, or did you throw them on the floor?:tongue:

    since we are in court can I plead the 5th and can you pick them up?:devil:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    how did the Candipants taste?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    were they edible?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Can I just slam papers on a desk and scream "objection"?
    Can you wear a really short skirt? (That helps. Unfortunately I can't really pull that look off.)

    Sure, can you deal with retail retards all day for the trade?


    did you just drop some of your papers on the floor?:drinker:

    Did I, or did you throw them on the floor?:tongue:

    since we are in court can I plead the 5th and can you pick them up?:devil:

    Are you going to throw them again? Should I just stay down there?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Can I just slam papers on a desk and scream "objection"?
    Can you wear a really short skirt? (That helps. Unfortunately I can't really pull that look off.)

    Sure, can you deal with retail retards all day for the trade?


    did you just drop some of your papers on the floor?:drinker:

    Did I, or did you throw them on the floor?:tongue:

    since we are in court can I plead the 5th and can you pick them up?:devil:

    Are you going to throw them again? Should I just stay down there?

    I have options?

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