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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    And Michele doesn't keep you under lock and key?

    do you know she worries all the time? Do you believe she thinks I would venture off? She has a hard time believing that she is all I want... do you think too many men in her past damaged her trusting parts?

    Can I admit that I can sympathize with her? Time, lots and lots of time, and don't ever waver in your love, one flutter and it will seem like a hurricane to her, daily reassurance, and actions speak louder than words. Have I said lately that you are such a sweetheart? :flowerforyou: Do you have a brother? :wink:
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Aren't there various ways to skin a cat?

    Why would anyone want to skin a cat?

    *whispers* Did you know I have a Sphynx?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Aren't there various ways to skin a cat?

    Why would anyone want to skin a cat?

    *whispers* Did you know I have a Sphynx?

    A Sphynx? I have no idea what that means. Did you see my earlier post about single entendres?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Is it ok to land this thing here?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Do you have clearance, Clarence?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Whats your vector Victor?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    A hospital? What is it?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    I had to post this...can you blame me?

    Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
    Captain Oveur: Roger!
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
    Captain Oveur: Roger!
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
    Captain Oveur: What?
    Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
    Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
    Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
    Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
    Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
    Tower voice: Over.
    Captain Oveur: Roger.
    Roger Murdock: Huh?
    Tower voice: Roger, over!
    Roger Murdock: What?
    Captain Oveur: Huh?
    Victor Basta: Who?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Can I thank you? Spent the last few minutes laughing at the other quotes.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know the main reason I want to stay thin is so when there are too many people crammed in one car, I am always the littlest one and get to sit on his lap? :bigsmile:
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    I forget was it "manscape" or "clambake" that was an Elvis movie?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Can I tell you that I'm over here:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080339/quotes

    reading all kinds of Airplane quotes LMAO?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
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    Did someone say Elvis?


    I forget was it "manscape" or "clambake" that was an Elvis movie?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Who did what to who?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Can you believe it took me all day to figure out your tat? You need to rotate that b!tc#.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    You didn't know Sphynx cats need sunscreen?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Was it self-inflicted?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    can I tell you when I took the pic with the phone and sent it to my email it came that way ? I'm just too lazy to do it again
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    You didn't know Sphynx cats need sunscreen?

    So, are you talkin about a cat right now?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Wasn't that sooo last page?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    I want to trade jobs now, where did that Gorilla go? Does anyone care that I just got stuck with all the levies and garnishments? :sad:
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    005698SLDEd.jpg ?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Is the Gorilla playing with his banana?

    Levies and garnishments... Why did you have to remind me?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Aww, look. Can you see it's teeth now?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Was it self-inflicted?

    you think I could tattoo myself? I know its a bad picture due to crappy cell phone camera but really?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Wouldn't that be awesome if you could?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    ok...who wants to beat my *kitten* right now?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Was it self-inflicted?

    you think I could tattoo myself? I know its a bad picture due to crappy cell phone camera but really?
    You haven't tried?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    ok...who wants to beat my *kitten* right now?
    Those weren't pillows?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    are you trying to pillow talk me?
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