chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Isn’t that a question you should really ask your wife? IMO you don’t need to add sparkles and glitter, but a little trim wouldn’t hurt.

    No sparkles and glitter? Shucks. I like to hang a disco ball and shine a bright light on it.
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Isn’t that a question you should really ask your wife? IMO you don’t need to add sparkles and glitter, but a little trim wouldn’t hurt.

    Can I tell you that's taken care of between Wifey and I, but I just wanted to know what the rest of the ladies think...OK?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Isn’t that a question you should really ask your wife? IMO you don’t need to add sparkles and glitter, but a little trim wouldn’t hurt.

    No sparkles and glitter? Shucks. I like to hang a disco ball and shine a bright light on it.

    Do you think this would be more believable with your Elvis avi?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Isn’t that a question you should really ask your wife? IMO you don’t need to add sparkles and glitter, but a little trim wouldn’t hurt.

    did anyone else just think of the Zohan? eeets da booosh
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Doesn't non-manscape cut down on the cost of floss? However, may I admit, having had both, a little attention and upkeep is much more enjoyable? You can really see the forest for the tree, not just the shrubs.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can I agree with Dawn?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Does Chelly make a good point?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Is being told that you look nice, like a "classy hippie" a compliment? Geesh!
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Did they invite over to Mary Jane's?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Isn't it nice to see the distinguished gentlemen sitting on two duffle bags on a clean lawn instead if in a jungle? I do like a man that keeps his duffle bags clean. Much more inviting to handle them don't you think?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Did they invite over to Mary Jane's?

    Would I need to RSVP?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Did they invite over to Mary Jane's?

    Would I need to RSVP?

    Would that depend on the type of paper?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Doesn't non-manscape cut down on the cost of floss? However, may I admit, having had both, a little attention and upkeep is much more enjoyable? You can really see the forest for the tree, not just the shrubs.

    So you're not a fan of the "tiny bird in a nest" look?

    bird-in-nest-in-belize-rainforest.jpg
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Doesn't the preference vary from woman to woman?

    Like, my girl now loves a man with chest hair while my ex liked the hairless look?

    What are your ladies take on that?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Do you think the same rules apply? I haven't been with a man with chest hair but I think as long as you can see the manly chest under it, why not?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Mandi, do you kow you are a ver insightful woman?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Do you blieve women when they say "it doesn't matter the size of the bird in the fight, but moreso the fight in the bird?" "It isn't the size of the worm that matters but moreso how the worm wiggles?"
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    do you know I never got complaints?

    how about any of you?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Is that the same as it doesn't matter the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    do you know I never got complaints?

    how about any of you?

    Are you serious?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    don't you know it's all about tending to needs? I guess I was a quick learner huh?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Aren't there various ways to skin a cat?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    absolutey, its a good thing I don't skin pus.. i mean cats huh?:tongue:
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    absolutey, its a good thing I don't skin pus.. i mean cats huh?:tongue:

    Did you make them speechless?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    lets just say that I know that woman are all wired differently and I know how to shift gears, ya know?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    And Michele doesn't keep you under lock and key?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    And Michele doesn't keep you under lock and key?

    do you know she worries all the time? Do you believe she thinks I would venture off? She has a hard time believing that she is all I want... do you think too many men in her past damaged her trusting parts?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Aren't there various ways to skin a cat?

    Why would anyone want to skin a cat?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    And Michele doesn't keep you under lock and key?

    do you know she worries all the time? Do you believe she thinks I would venture off? She has a hard time believing that she is all I want... do you think too many men in her past damaged her trusting parts?

    Is she young?
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