chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)
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So, you want me... a dude... to private-message two other dudes? Really? And that in no way seems a tad gay to you??WingMan380 and RailR0aderTony
HAHAHHAHAHA. What's so gay about that?0 -
Michelle, would you believe I have a lightweight front zippered robe ???
I wear it as a nightgown, so all you have to do is unzip !!!0 -
So, you want me... a dude... to private-message two other dudes? Really? And that in no way seems a tad gay to you??WingMan380 and RailR0aderTony
HAHAHHAHAHA. What's so gay about that?
yeah...what so gay about that ???0 -
I will leave you all to your play time now. Isn't it time for me to find the way to my bed?0
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would you like to come work for me tonight ???
I would love to find my bed...0 -
Michelle, would you believe I have a lightweight front zippered robe ???
I wear it as a nightgown, so all you have to do is unzip !!!
Did you just offer Michelle to remove your nightgown?:noway:0 -
How is Mikey this morning?0
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Is that a double entendre?how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie roll?
What do you think?0 -
Can I say good morning? How are y'all?0
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So, I'm putting together a new booklet for the women's self-defense class I teach. I went to Dreamstime.com to find some graphics and images for the material. My search term was "female self defense." I shall now share some of the choice images that were returned in the search...
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So, you put on medieval armor to "protect yourself," but decided to leave your boobies hangin' out, and a-floppin?
Typo..0 -
So, this rapist felt the need to go flying-ninja on her *kitten*, whilst wearing tighty-whities?0 -
Should her attacker be concerned that her penis is 48 inches long? And razor sharp?0 -
WOW...do those women know that they are showing some new and interesting ways to defend themselves?
Do you think I can pose for some "self-defense" photos (or well sometimes they look a little more erotic than self defense...)?
Who's gonna be my photographer??0 -
Which one of these geniuses was in charge of getting the "snow camo?" Maybe the enemy will be blind.0 -
So, you put on medieval armor to "protect yourself," but decided to leave your boobies hangin' out, and a-floppin?
Typo..
do you think they are out to distract the attacker when she hits him on the head with a sword? or a rubber bendy thing-a-mahjig?0 -
What combat technique is this? ..."We're like... totally gonna like... shoot you... then dance, live we've never danced before... because we're maniacs... maniacs on the floooooor..."
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What should the caption to this image be? How about...
KARATE!!! F**K YOU, BAR-CODE!0 -
Ok. I'm done. Or am I?0
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Are you?0
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Are I?0
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What should the caption to this image be? How about...
KARATE!!! F**K YOU, BAR-CODE!
Karate, Knocking over all the skinny bltches... hows that?0 -
I didn't realize I should be afraid of barcodes, what has this world turned into? Will your class offer barcode defense training as well?0
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Seriously though, does that not look EXACTLY like Dawn?
What should the caption to this image be? How about...
KARATE!!! F**K YOU, BAR-CODE!
Karate, Knocking over all the skinny bltches... hows that?0 -
Barcode Jitsu. Interested?I didn't realize I should be afraid of barcodes, what has this world turned into? Will your class offer barcode defense training as well?0 -
No?
Seriously though, does that not look EXACTLY like Dawn?
What should the caption to this image be? How about...
KARATE!!! F**K YOU, BAR-CODE!
Karate, Knocking over all the skinny bltches... hows that?0 -
Is it hands on training?
Barcode Jitsu. Interested?I didn't realize I should be afraid of barcodes, what has this world turned into? Will your class offer barcode defense training as well?0 -
You have to ask?Is it hands on training?0 -
Will I be taught how to take down big gorillas with just my thumb?0
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What other parts do you have to work with?Will I be taught how to take down big gorillas with just my thumb?0
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