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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Am I cracking the hell up right now?

    If I said I wanted to see, wouldn't I really need to cover my eyes?
    How many times do I have to apologize for getting it in your hair? And on your ceiling fan? And on your cat?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Isn't there a damn sock somewhere that could have been used? How p*ssed do you think the cat is?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you look at your ticker? It looks pretty pissed.
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Isn't there a damn sock somewhere that could have been used? How p*ssed do you think the cat is?
    Pissed? Wrong fluid.
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Aren't all cats pissed anyway, always? Have you ever had/met a cat that wasn't a moody SOB?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Isn't there a damn sock somewhere that could have been used? How p*ssed do you think the cat is?
    Pissed? Wrong fluid.

    Okay, how sticky do you think the cat is?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Isn't there a damn sock somewhere that could have been used? How p*ssed do you think the cat is?
    Pissed? Wrong fluid.

    Okay, how sticky do you think the cat is?
    Wasn't it stuck to the ceiling fan?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Isn't there a damn sock somewhere that could have been used? How p*ssed do you think the cat is?
    Pissed? Wrong fluid.

    Okay, how sticky do you think the cat is?
    Wasn't it stuck to the ceiling fan?

    Has this happened in real life to you before?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Has this happened in real life to you before?
    Impressed?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Has this happened in real life to you before?
    Impressed?

    ...why am I not shocked? Wondering, however; how are you still alive? :laugh:
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Is this where the hot action is?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    ...why am I not shocked? Wondering, however; how are you still alive? :laugh:
    You didn't know that I'm a superhero?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Where can I download the paperwork to adopt Kata?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    ...why am I not shocked? Wondering, however; how are you still alive? :laugh:
    You didn't know that I'm a superhero?

    Do you have x-ray vision? :D
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Is this where the hot action is?
    This is hot?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Where can I download the paperwork to adopt Kata?

    LOL! Depends; do you keep chocolate in the house?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Do you have x-ray vision? :D
    Don't all guys?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Is this where the hot action is?
    This is hot?

    You don't think so? :(
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Do you have x-ray vision? :D
    Don't all guys?

    Damn, well doesn't that explain a TON of *kitten*?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Is this where the hot action is?
    This is hot?

    Do you want to make it that way?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    You have a ton of *kitten*? But, you look so petite?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Do you want to make it that way?
    Depends. How warm is Kata's ton of *kitten*?
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    whats wrong with that cat ???
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    How did you decide I had a ton of ****?

    Doesn't the cat look angry? In water? :)
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Are you saying you want to touch Kata's *kitten*? Will you be wearing gloves?
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    why is he in the water ???

    did you put him there ???
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    How did you decide I had a ton of ****?
    Are you denying that you do?? And what happened to you PJ's?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Who wears PJ's???
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    why is he in the water ???
    You didn't hear? He needed a bath after her ton of *kitten* fell on him.
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    would it make you think less of me if I said I wear night gowns ???
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