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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Gorilla, do you want this banana? *inching backwards towards the cage* ;)
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Gorilla, do you want this banana? *inching backwards towards the cage* ;)

    why do you have a banana?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Gorilla, do you want this banana? *inching backwards towards the cage* ;)
    Why is it in your pants? Is this a Crying Game sequel?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Gorilla, do you want this banana? *inching backwards towards the cage* ;)

    Are you strapping again candipants?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Isn't it in a cream pie?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    should I just quit trying to show the dancing banana?


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  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Your pie has cream? How many different jokes can I make about that, alone?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    So I am tempting with the wrong fruit?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Gorilla, do you want this banana? *inching backwards towards the cage* ;)

    Why didn't anyone tell me there were going to be bananas?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Gorilla, do you want this banana? *inching backwards towards the cage* ;)

    Why didn't anyone tell me there were going to be bananas?
    aren't banana's better than sausage?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Forget fruit. Got cash? (hahaha)
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can you peel a banana with your teeth?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    I have a couple dollar bills, are you going to start dancing?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Gorilla, do you want this banana? *inching backwards towards the cage* ;)

    Why didn't anyone tell me there were going to be bananas?
    aren't banana's better than sausage?

    Is it cool if I like both?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    I have a couple dollar bills, are you going to start dancing?

    are you using monopoly money again? don't you think he will find out?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    what's that in his pocket?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Can you peel a banana with your teeth?

    Yes, can you unwrap a starburst in your mouth?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Will he give back change?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    I have a couple dollar bills, are you going to start dancing?
    Wrong verb?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Will he give back change?

    Wouldn't that be a little unfair?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is stripping better?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Will he give back change?
    Do you think I'm some kind of man-*kitten*-ATM?
    ....'Cause, I'm ok with that.
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    can you tie a cherry stem in a knot?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Is stripping better?
    Again? Is the no pleasing you???
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Could it be our little secret?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    anyone have a tit I can borrow?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    can you tie a cherry stem in a knot?

    Do you doubt that I can?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    can you hum the theme to the titanic while making your tongue move as if writing the ABC's while tuning the radio with your fingers?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    anyone have a tit I can borrow?

    Are yours missing?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    anyone have a tit I can borrow?
    How much money are we talking?
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