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    can one ever have enough?
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    ...........
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    How much money are we talking?

    sweeten the deal...you got two?
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    can you hum the theme to the titanic while making your tongue move as if writing the ABC's while tuning the radio with your fingers?

    Does that make your audience sing?
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    Does that make your audience sing?


    can they sing like Barry White?
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    do you know I got some special moves other than rubbin my head and patting my tummy... oh wait.. Did I say that wrong?
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    sweeten the deal...you got two?
    How about these puppies...?

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    How about we start the bidding at $500?
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    sweeten the deal...you got two?
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    Does that make your audience sing?

    you know they usually go off key and put the words "ooo o mmmmm ooohhhh.. oh my..." together?
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    How about these puppies...?

    22944315_6434.jpg

    How about we start the bidding at $500?


    :laugh: :laugh: I'll take 2 if I can, can I?
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    22944315_6434.jpg

    Do those make Jojo jealous?
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    Mikey, I jus noticed... is there wood in that sand?
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    Mikey, I jus noticed... is there wood in that sand?

    you thinking of digging it out to make sure?
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    A Sand eel?
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    A Sand eel?
    made of wood?
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    :laugh: :laugh: I'll take 2 if I can, can I?


    :laugh: :laugh: are they available in teal?
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    Dean, are you judging my super fake tanned puppies? They are orange due to natural fake baking, ya know?
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    Dean, are you judging my super fake tanned puppies? They are orange due to natural fake baking, ya know?
    They're fake? Who was the surgeon? They look totally real.
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    They're fake? Who was the surgeon? They look totally real.

    Ivana Sukyakokov? Heard of her?
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    Ivana Sukyakokov? Heard of her?
    My mom did your surgery? Weird.
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    My mom did your surgery? Weird.

    wow.. small world huh?
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    you thinking of digging it out to make sure?

    Waaaaa! I only have a spoon! Will that take forever?
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    anyone have a tit I can borrow?

    I believe I have 2...don't I?
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    I believe I have 2...don't I?
    How do you see your keyboard to type?
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    Did you just do all the work for me?
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    haha! I hope everyone has a good night or a good day, what ever time it is where you are at!

    see ya all tomorrow?
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    I don't have to look at the keyboard....did you know that?
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    I don't have to look at the keyboard....did you know that?

    before I go, do you think Jojo bounces up and down and her boobies do all the typing? picture it, :)
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    before I go, do you think Jojo bounces up and down and her boobies do all the typing? picture it, :)
    Is her keyboard made of titanium?
  • Posts: 1,239 Member
    Will eveyone please have a good night? :flowerforyou:
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