chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    May I throw out a good morning to Mandi, Dawn, and Katamus? Indeed I am. Are all of you haveing a great day also?

    Is it still morning if it's technically 12:31pm but I'm not awake? Good morning! :D

    If I say I'm having a terrible day, can you fix it?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    How may I assist?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    What's up buttercup?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    I don't know, can you show me a funny picture or something?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Do you know that I don't even know how to post pics on here? This is why I need a geek in my life as I am technologically challenged!!!
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Sigh. :( Can you tell me a funny story then? Or any story? Anything?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Sigh. :( Can you tell me a funny story then? Or any story? Anything?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Who said I'm going to lose? ;D

    Do you know my motto?

    Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat!!!

    Isn't that the truth? :)

    How would you cheat at strip poker? Wear three pairs of underwear? :laugh:

    Do you think I will tell you before we play?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Sigh. :( Can you tell me a funny story then? Or any story? Anything?

    Did you know that a guy walked into a bar and said "ow"?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you read the True Love thread yet? http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/714584-true-love-hilarious

    If that doesn't make you laugh, do you think you may be beyond help today?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Should I trade 10 times my money for twice as much sex? It's an equation from hell!!!!!!!
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    How can you trade money you don't have?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can I second that True Love thread? I busted up like a fool!
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    How about a third on that one?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    How can you trade money you don't have?

    Are you being a party pooper?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Sigh. :( Can you tell me a funny story then? Or any story? Anything?

    Did you know that a guy walked into a bar and said "ow"?

    Were you that guy?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Did you read the True Love thread yet? http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/714584-true-love-hilarious

    If that doesn't make you laugh, do you think you may be beyond help today?

    I have read that, isn't it great?

    Aren't I beyond help every day?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Is it me or does that kitty make you all chuckle a little too?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Kat-Will your kitty play nice?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Which one would you like to play with?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Did you know that I JUST realized that I have Monday off? WhooooHooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Isn't it great? I have Monday off too!!
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is that a light at the end of the tunnel I see?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    I have all next week off, jealous?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Is that a light at the end of the tunnel I see?
    Who's tunnel has a light in it?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Would you believe that I don't think I get Monday off? :/
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is that a light at the end of the tunnel I see?
    Who's tunnel has a light in it?
    Would you rather the lights be out?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Will you miss me the next few days?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Will you miss me the next few days?

    Where are you going?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Would you rather the lights be out?
    Clearly you've never heard the old adage, "Everyone's tunnel is pretty in the dark?" Er, something.