chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    You would think he'd sit back an enjoy it himself, wouldn't you? SMH
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    would you rather he lift you up and put you on his um lap and spin you around?

    Please??
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Could you just stand there quietly please?
    How does that benefit me??

    (...and shup Dawn.)

    Have you seen the Urban Dictionary definition for Shup?

    3. Shup

    A word for a hot chick when you want to signal your buddies to check her out.
    Yo that chick was shup or you say SHUP and your boys know to scan the area for a hot chick.




    :blushing: Thanks?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Did he know that when he typed it?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did he know that when he typed it?
    Duh? :wink:
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Don't you agree that Dawn is hott?

    Can I help that Gorilla is built to "work"?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    LMBO!! I'm just messing with ya girl.

    Did you read all the way down on the urban dictionary definition?...

    Alex: "man you have a anteater pen is!"

    Mike: "shup!"
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    are you taking Dawn's moment away from her Shelia? Are you both fighting for Gorilla's tactical words of wisdom?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you think it was a typo and he meant to say "S'up" Dawn"? :bigsmile:
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    what's up my nickles?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Dean, did you come here to give us ladies the attention that we deserve?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Aren't we all dimes?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Don't you know that Gorilla, like Chuck Norris, never makes a mistake?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Donde es Cerveza?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    are you taking Dawn's moment away from her Shelia? Are you both fighting for Gorilla's tactical words of wisdom?

    Don't you know I would never do that? It was actually a dash at the gorilla...
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Did you see the pic, as per the request?
    (Hurry. It's coming down quickly.)
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    ...
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    is that pic Wilson from Home Improvement?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    indeed
    did he just leave you questionless?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Donde es Cerveza?

    ¿No ves en la nevera?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    is that pic Wilson from Home Improvement?
    Ok... it takes a lot for me "lol"... well played sir. Well played....
    Oh... The girls turn to post similar pics?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Did you see the pic, as per the request?
    (Hurry. It's coming down quickly.)

    OMG!! Is this an appropriate remark?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    is that pic Wilson from Home Improvement?
    Ok... it takes a lot for me "lol"... well played sir. Well played....
    Oh... The girls turn to post similar pics?

    did this just make me laugh out loud?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Did you see the pic, as per the request?
    (Hurry. It's coming down quickly.)

    OMG!! Is this an appropriate remark?

    you know that you just made me laugh Shelia. you think you better jump on it?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Tit for tat?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    who's tit? I got the tat
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Shouldn't "tit" technically be plural?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    do you think saying "I love your tit" may be a little judgemental?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Are you boys playing nice?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Possibly? I'm still laughing about the Wilson comment.

    Related side note: Do you think judges from this area browse this site?

    This could end badly.

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