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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Kat, will you whisper in my ear in your best Taylor voice what it was he said? I missed it.
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Sheila, can I tell you he isn't making much? Lol.

    Mandi, did you know that I like being on top and I can have whatever voice you prefer? You like it deep and raspy or high and girly? :P

    Did I mention he is not in an office, but is out in the "field" a lot?

    We like our men with deep voices!!

    Please don't do high and girly!!
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Wouldn't a high and girly Taylor be funny?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Something about being sh*tcanned by the banhammer?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did someone pull out the fishbowl of Diet and Captain? Can I give you a ^5 for making it to the top Kat?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Dawn, do you know how damn excited I was about that? :D
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    *hands Dawn her straw* Missed you Dawn, you come to play?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    You never forget your first time Kat :laugh: Thanks, Mandi, Can I have 2 straws, or should I just suck extra hard?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Don't you guys know I have at least another hour or so to get into trouble with you?

    Where's all the fun?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    You never forget your first time Kat :laugh: Thanks, Mandi, Can I have 2 straws, or should I just suck extra hard?

    Are you good at that? :)
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    I'm from WI, isn't that what we do best? Drink?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Do you know my time at work is about over? I will be finding some other trouble of my own....perhaps slide on the back of a motorcycle for a bit after supper.Yee Hawww

    Have a great evening ladies and gents!!
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    I'm from WI, isn't that what we do best? Drink?

    What else is there to do?

    No, seriously? I'm curious.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Will you please enjoy that "ride", Sheila?

    Did we run Taylor off?

    How's your vaca going, Dawn?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    You really don't want to hear about my craptastic week. I wouldn't want to vomit my week all over this thread. Aren't you glad you asked? lol
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Better to have a craptastic week at home than a craptastic week at work, right?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    So the weekday funk spread to you too? I'm sorry to hear. Maybe this will help...*hands Dawn another straw*
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Better to have a craptastic week at home than a craptastic week at work, right?

    Can I drink to that? :drinker: Did you know tomorrow promises to be a better day?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Did you know that I could probably tell you a story about my week that'll make you feel a lot better?

    Tomorrow better be a good day. Isn't it payday?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Don't I wish? I get paid twice a month... :(
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know that I could probably tell you a story about my week that'll make you feel a lot better?

    Tomorrow better be a good day. Isn't it payday?

    Can you tell me the story now?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Or maybe some other time? :laugh:
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Do you really want to hear it? Honestly?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is it funny? Will it make me laugh?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    No. Definitely not. Would you like me to tell you a funny story instead?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can we save it for later, I need to go burn some more calories, is that okay?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can I make a quick and discreet confession? Will it bite me in the rear?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Dawn, I'll spare you. It's pretty terrible. Will you burn some for me too?

    Mandi, would you please make your confession? :)
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know I am going to stick around for the rear biting confession?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    *whispers* I have a huge MFP crush, is that all I'm going to say?
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