chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)
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Hmmm? I drifted after I read "lay down."0
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Don't most people drift off after laying down? Got room for me?0
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I guess? I'm Mr. Mom tonight.0
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Got your hands full? My kids are going to bed in about 10 mins, will you hear my sigh of relief?0
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Mine are already snoozing. Should I feel guilty for being so damn happy about it?0
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Why would you feel guilty, isn't it the best part of the day?0
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Nite-nite time is the greatest time, ever. Where's my Advil?0
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Long day? How is your back feeling? Time to get my kids to bed...0
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Back is better. Day was long and hard. Double entendre anyone?0
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Are you trying to torture me?0
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A little?0
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Are you good at everything you do?0
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Yes. Next question?0
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Uh, what's your favorite color? :huh:0
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Depends on the context. Can you expound?0
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Really?0
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What if he doesn't have a favorite color? Because that wouldn't be fair to the other colors?0
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Can you believe I never thought about the other colors feelings?0
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Are we talking ...um... night-night-type colors? White.0
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Can you believe I never thought about the other colors feelings?
What kind of a monster are you? :laugh:0 -
If I say a big hairy one will that scare you? :noway:0
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You don't wax?0
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Should I? Can I scream Kelly Clarkson?0
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Can't you be a smooth, sexy monster?0
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Isn't that all I really know how to be?0
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Good point, are you hiding under my bed?0
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You look like a Man-O-Lantern?0
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Will you turn off the lights already?Good point, are you hiding under my bed?0 -
Will you turn off the lights already?Good point, are you hiding under my bed?
Why do you always want it dark? Do my sex faces bother you? Is it the sticking out the tongue thing?
BTW, have you checked out the "Top 3 Guys" thread? I might die.0 -
Why are there so many used condom wrappers under your bed?0
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