chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Unrelated... who wants to switch f**king jobs with me?

    are you a defense lawyer?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Unrelated... who wants to switch f**king jobs with me?

    are you a defense lawyer?

    are you a ballet instructor?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    (Last one, then I gotta go back to court...)

    Did anyone else notice the Native American trapped in the gravitational field surrounding Jojo's boob's?

    11545586_7937.jpg
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Unrelated... who wants to switch f**king jobs with me?

    Ummm..I don;t want to switch jobs with you but can I volunteer to be your personal assistant? :devil:
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    are you a defense lawyer?
    No. Civil. Now, who wants to appear on my behalf so I can take a nap?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    are you a defense lawyer?
    No. Civil. Now, who wants to appear on my behalf so I can take a nap?

    Can I just slam papers on a desk and scream "objection"?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    What kind of job would you rather have?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    (Last one, then I gotta go back to court...)

    Did anyone else notice the Native American trapped in the gravitational field surrounding Jojo's boob's?

    11545586_7937.jpg

    I am laughing so hard at my desk right now....WOuld you believe that is one of the funniest things said about my boobs in a LONG time?

    Does anyone else agree??
  • rinangel
    rinangel Posts: 35
    are you sure you can do that without drooling?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Can I just slam papers on a desk and scream "objection"?
    Can you wear a really short skirt? (That helps. Unfortunately I can't really pull that look off.)
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    are you a defense lawyer?
    No. Civil. Now, who wants to appear on my behalf so I can take a nap?

    I can, do you want to reply to customers concerning FDA laws and the chemicals manufactured here?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    What kind of job would you rather have?
    Cabana Boy?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Can I just slam papers on a desk and scream "objection"?
    Can you wear a really short skirt? (That helps. Unfortunately I can't really pull that look off.)

    Sure, can you deal with retail retards all day for the trade?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    holy crap jojo... !


    wait that wasn't a question....

    ever seen Grandma's Boy? :bigsmile:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    So hand and blow are out of the question? :laugh:
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    What kind of job would you rather have?
    Cabana Boy?

    Can you come to Florida then?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    I can, do you want to reply to customers concerning FDA laws and the chemicals manufactured here?
    Sure. Do you have a rubber stamp that says, "Dear _______. You're f**cked. Thanks."?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    I'll be back later. Wait, I need a question. Um... How about... Fart?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Can I just slam papers on a desk and scream "objection"?
    Can you wear a really short skirt? (That helps. Unfortunately I can't really pull that look off.)

    Sure, can you deal with retail retards all day for the trade?


    did you just drop some of your papers on the floor?:drinker:
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    What kind of job would you rather have?
    Cabana Boy?


    OOOH...You're hired!!! Will you be my cabana boy???? PLEASE?

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