chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    DID YOU KNOW KIDS WILL MAKE YOU CRAZY ???
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Yes, I am quite aware...LMBO

    Wouldn't you say they are worth it?

    This stomach bug started with my youngest child. Bless his heart it hit him at 4 am, and he didn't make it to the bathroom. He knocked on my door butt naked..."I sorry mommy, I just couldn't make it and I pooped everywhere" I told him it was okay, and cleaned up, the bathroom and the carpet...he was sound asleep again in less than 5 mins.
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    Does anyone want to do my English paper for me?
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    does anybody want to work for me tonight ???
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Can I go back to sleep?
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    Can I go home ???
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Would you like to go home?
  • AliDarling
    AliDarling Posts: 373
    why?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Dont you know that she is sleepy?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Nice legs Jones.....Men are born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in between them , why ?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    is it because it is warm there?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Maybe because they are a creature of habit?comfort? haha
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    can I say that would be one habit that I will never want to break?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Can I say I already knew this? lol
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    YOU SURE CAN SAY THAT...will you help me to not break that habit??
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Can I tell you all that I wish I had nice legs? But alas...I was blessed with 2 OTHER assests....wasn't I?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Dont you know that I would never ask you to break that habit?

    Arent assests wonderful?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    did everyone fall off the planet?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good morning!!!

    Don't you know I am glad we all have nice assets of some sort? Care to guess what mine is? (or at leat what I have been told)
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Good morning!!!

    Don't you know I am glad we all have nice assets of some sort? Care to guess what mine is? (or at leat what I have been told)

    Sheila, something tells me that you and I share similar assets...am I right???

    I think everyone should share what they think are their assets...don't you think?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    good morning Leah and SoCo. How are you on this fine pre-fall day? Do you know that Fall in New England is awesome?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    g'morning Jojo. Can I go last?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good morning MYphatcat, and Jojo!!!

    Jojo, not even close dear, but I am proud of my C cup :bigsmile:

    Did you know it is beautiful here in KY as well?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know Wisconsin has 2 seasons? Football and Road Construction
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    g'morning Jojo. Can I go last?

    Come on Greg, we all know other than your fabulous personality, that your asset is your arms. Correct?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    might my wife disagree?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    might my wife disagree?

    Oh Snap!! haha, did you just go there? :drinker:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    is it your turn to tell what you think yours is Dawn?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    I believe he did go there!! Greg, might I ask, how would we know that? Hmmm
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    is it your turn to tell what you think yours is Dawn?

    Wouldn't her asset also be her legs (going with the runner theme)?

    Greg, you never guessed what you think my asset is. You should know after tucking me in last night :wink:

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