chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    anyone else as tired as me? :yawn:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good morning MY phatcat!!!

    How about those TITANS?!?!?!?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Good Morning SoCo. Do you know what I would give for another day off today?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Do you know I can imagine? I'm taking off early, but not the whole day...wish I could though.
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    May I wish all of my friends here a Good Day?

    Can I also say that I have missed the fun banter here?

    Who is going to fill me in?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Do you know we wish you a good day too?

    It looks like we had a new person join in last night. I didn't read all of that though.

    It also looks like we are slow going today...
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Who is going to fill me in?

    Will you respect me in the morning?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Is anyone else freezing?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Who is going to fill me in?

    Will you respect me in the morning?

    Don't you know I will always respect you? Now...where were we?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Is anyone else freezing?

    Why don't you come on down to south FL...? I will..I mean it will warm you up... :wink:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Did you know there isn't much going on this morning?

    Greg is tired, I'm still pumped about my Titans, Jojo is behind, and Leah is cold.
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Hi Yummy Mommy...Can I tell you when I left the house this morning it was 39 degrees out and the air conditioning at work is on. it is about 52 degrees in my office...Smart huh?

    there is room for both of us in my jacket. Would you like to hug me and I'll zip both of us up?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Which one of you f*ckers put ants in my office???
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    are they after the Walmart Whey powder?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you know it is going to cost me close to $100 to get a new key made for my truck? :grumble:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Which one of you f*ckers put ants in my office???

    Did you misspell pants? I have been looking for mine.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Will you check to see if my keys are in those pant pockets? :laugh:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Which one of you f*ckers put ants in my office???

    Who did you piss off?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Which one of you f*ckers put ants in my office???

    Well I left my pants and my bra there...did you find both of them????

    Dawn...I think your keys are the pocket of my panst...if not whose are they?:?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    You didn't like my good morning surprise, G?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Wouldn't be the same person who blew up the ice maker in my fridge causing a minor flood this morning?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Or made me sick?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Which one of you f*ckers put ants in my office???

    are they chocolate covered?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Or stole my keys?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    IS there a true little chocolate covered zombie elf going around causing havoc amongst us??? Missing keys, leaky fridges, germs floating around??? Oh no...
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Can't you read? ANTS! ANTS, d@mn it! They invaded the front desk's stash of TootsiePops! Oooh the humanity!
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Can't you read? ANTS! ANTS, d@mn it! They invaded the front desk's stash of TootsiePops! Oooh the humanity!

    Well then where the heck are my Pants?!?!?!
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Can't you read? ANTS! ANTS, d@mn it! They invaded the front desk's stash of TootsiePops! Oooh the humanity!

    So that's where I left those pops!!

    Is it safe to say they are not salvagable?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    How many licks?...
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Did you not know that pants are forbidden in my office? True story.

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