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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    How many licks?...
    A tha-ree?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    You wear a skirt?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    You wear a skirt?

    :laugh:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    are you Scottish?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Did you not know that pants are forbidden in my office? True story.

    So should I wear a skirt..or just a bikini bottom???
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Did you not know that pants are forbidden in my office? True story.

    Really? Pics please?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    OMG, is that Air Supply playing on the overhead? May I have a moment of silence please?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Have you ever belched so loud that it shook your vision because your eyes actually vibrated?

    Then I blamed the secretary
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Do you think now's her chance to get even?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    do you know I would expect nothing less?

    are you on the couch in your Jammies?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Who would like to volunteer to call my cell # so I can find my missing phone?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Pirate, have you seen the Spartan Thread? http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/749309-i-am-spartan-strong
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Is this a ploy to get my number from your caller ID?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    would i kid around about something like this, especially since i am already 2 hrs late getting into bed?
  • chosengiver
    chosengiver Posts: 1,462 Member
    Actually, can I recall that post?
    i finally found it!
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    would i kid around about something like this, especially since i am already 2 hrs late getting into bed?

    Do you have an iPhone? You can make it make a noise from your computer, even if it's on silence.
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Do you have an iPhone? You can make it make a noise from your computer, even if it's on silence.
    Did you know the same thing is true for women?

    OH NO HE DI-N'T, OH YES HE DIIIID!
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Pirate, have you seen the Spartan Thread? http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/749309-i-am-spartan-strong

    Wow impressive. Can I say I would never attempt the beast? I know my limitations...just the sprint
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Why did I wake up so late?

    Actually, why did I sleep like crap?

    Does anyone else ever have zombie dreams that scare the *kitten* out of you?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why did I wake up so late?

    Actually, why did I sleep like crap?

    Does anyone else ever have zombie dreams that scare the *kitten* out of you?

    Why didn't you pick me up this morning?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Seriously? Nothing? Gah.
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Why did I wake up so late?

    Actually, why did I sleep like crap?

    Does anyone else ever have zombie dreams that scare the *kitten* out of you?

    Why didn't you pick me up this morning?

    You guys were talking about driving and stuff.. Didn't I offer you a ride? :wink:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Seriously? Nothing? Gah.

    Couldn't you see me SMH and roll my eyes?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Why did I wake up so late?

    Actually, why did I sleep like crap?

    Does anyone else ever have zombie dreams that scare the *kitten* out of you?

    don't you keep your zombies on a leash with their arms cut off?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Why did I wake up so late?

    Actually, why did I sleep like crap?

    Does anyone else ever have zombie dreams that scare the *kitten* out of you?

    don't you keep your zombies on a leash with their arms cut off?

    Wasn't I more concerned about keeping them away from me?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Do you have an iPhone? You can make it make a noise from your computer, even if it's on silence.
    Did you know the same thing is true for women?

    OH NO HE DI-N'T, OH YES HE DIIIID!

    Did you the same is also true for men...??
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    SHUP JOJO....lol

    Do you know I love saying that??? lol
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Do you have an iPhone? You can make it make a noise from your computer, even if it's on silence.
    Did you know the same thing is true for women?

    OH NO HE DI-N'T, OH YES HE DIIIID!

    Did you the same is also true for men...??


    Why did you beat me to this?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    okay which of you ladies is going over my knee first?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Oh yeah!! Can I go first? :wink: :bigsmile:
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