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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Do you know what I know ?

    Have you ever flown to the moon and back?

    Can you move so fast that no one can see it?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Does making a sammich naked count?

    wouldn't that depend on how hungry he is?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Do you know what I know ?

    Have you ever flown to the moon and back?

    Can you move so fast that no one can see it?
    /

    do you like movies about gladiators?

    have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Do you sing while standing on your head?

    Eat monkey brains?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    have you walked around backwards with a birds nest on your head?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Can you shake it like a salt shaker?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Good Morning Everyone.

    Leah did you not understand the Alternate definition of FAT LOSER?:laugh:
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good morning!!!

    Is everyone glad it is finally Friday?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

    Where in the world do you come up with such things?:laugh:
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Good Morning Everyone.

    Leah did you not understand the Alternate definition of FAT LOSER?:laugh:

    lmao wouldnt you know I am sleepy and completely didnt get that? Can you tell I got pissy? haha
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Leah Can I thank you for having my back?...lol While your there Will you please rub my shoulders?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good morning, how excited am I about the Ryder Cup-- may have to make my gym session about 8 hours...

    doesn't that sound like an appealing idea?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    where can I get one of these Ride-her cups...?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Leah Can I thank you for having my back?...lol While your there Will you please rub my shoulders?

    Can I say you're welcome?

    Can you sit down? I cant reach you very well when you stand, lol
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Where is everyone today?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    do you mind if I stand in front of you while you have a seat..?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Where is everyone today?
    Would you believe in the office working? And can I wish you a good morning?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good morning Michael!! How is your day going?

    Love the new pic!!
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    do you mind if I stand in front of you while you have a seat..?

    Who are you talking too? She ask Pirate to sit down :huh:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    How is it that when I post a new topic in the forums; 30 mins later I have 0 responses? But when Gorilla post's a topic about the size of his morning crap, he gets 45648546 responses and locked down within 12 mins? #hairflip
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    do you mind if I stand in front of you while you have a seat..?

    How long were you in Turkish Prison?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    How is it that when I post a new topic in the forums; 30 mins later I have 0 responses? But when Gorilla post's a topic about the size of his morning crap, he gets 45648546 responses and locked down within 12 mins? #hairflip

    Are people too busy creeping your profile?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Good morning Michael!! How is your day going?

    Love the new pic!!
    Can I thank you and say that it is a bit rainy and to top it off I have the pleasure of watching IT security videos today?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    How is it that when I post a new topic in the forums; 30 mins later I have 0 responses? But when Gorilla post's a topic about the size of his morning crap, he gets 45648546 responses and locked down within 12 mins? #hairflip
    C'mon...did you know it was the size of a newborn child? :noway:
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    ....and may I drool some more over those abs?:tongue:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good morning Michael!! How is your day going?

    Love the new pic!!
    Can I thank you and say that it is a bit rainy and to top it off I have the pleasure of watching IT security videos today?

    Well doesn't that sound like fun?

    You are very welcome!
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    How is it that when I post a new topic in the forums; 30 mins later I have 0 responses? But when Gorilla post's a topic about the size of his morning crap, he gets 45648546 responses and locked down within 12 mins? #hairflip

    Are you serious?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Can I agree with Michael?...Dawn those abs are very raspberry-able...yummy
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can I thank you guys? But the real question is, can I get more defined definition without losing more weight?
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