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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Didn't you know the Pirate is always watching?


    SEE!!
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Do you know I'm kinda turned on by that? :wink:
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Did you know pirates often lurk in the shadws waiting for the best time to jump out?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Did you not get the memo? They only lock the ones I start.
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    I was talking to you... I called you the *kitten*. Thats a good thing, don't you know that? :wink:
    Doesn't everybody think your the ****?
    *I do* :laugh:
    Kandy, do you have any idea how much you are cracking me up right now?

    Yes girl, you are awesome!!

    I do go back and scan thru the post sometimes.

    Customer service reps are not always my favorite people. I still got what I wanted though...Now who is rockin awesome?

    what did you just call him? so many things come to mind...:laugh:

    OHHH! Will you forgive me for reading that wrong?

    I have been called that before, but it was not a compliment then....LOL
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    <<<< Wanna put your mouth on this?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Did you see me coming?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    <<<< Wanna put your mouth on this?
    Will you pay me?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Did you see me coming?
    Yes. That video is now viral. Who was holding the camera?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    will you be impressed if I did?
    And would you be shocked to find out that I have no gag reflex? :wink:
    <<<< Wanna put your mouth on this?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Do you have any lime?
    *I like my Corona with lime* :wink:
    <<<< Wanna put your mouth on this?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Mind if I sit back and watch the show? :laugh:
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Did you see me coming?

    At the end of the last thread?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    will you be impressed if I did?
    And would you be shocked to find out that I have no gag reflex? :wink:
    <<<< Wanna put your mouth on this?

    OH MY!! what have you started now?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    <<<< Wanna put your mouth on this?
    Will you pay me?

    Why does this have to be about money? What else have you done for money?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    will you be impressed if I did?
    And would you be shocked to find out that I have no gag reflex? :wink:
    <<<< Wanna put your mouth on this?

    Did I just fall in love?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
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    will you be impressed if I did?
    And would you be shocked to find out that I have no gag reflex? :wink:
    <<<< Wanna put your mouth on this?

    OH MY!! what have you started now?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Aren't you guys entertaining today?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Do you want to sail away in your pirate ship with my booty? :laugh: Arrrrrrgghhhhh
    will you be impressed if I did?
    And would you be shocked to find out that I have no gag reflex? :wink:
    <<<< Wanna put your mouth on this?

    Did I just fall in love?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Is that an appropriate question to ask?
    *you may not want to know*
    Shall we initiate the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" clause here?
    <<<< Wanna put your mouth on this?
    Will you pay me?

    Why does this have to be about money? What else have you done for money?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Yo, ho, ho... blow the man down?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Yo, ho, ho... blow the man down?
    Why didn't you stop typing after the word "man?"

    Think about it... Think about it... Theeeeere it is.
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Don't you just love all of the suggestive Pirate innuendos?
    Yo, ho, ho... blow the man down?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Where did Sheila go? Do I need to busta cap on some customer service reps?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Yo, ho, ho... blow the man down?
    Why didn't you stop typing after the word "man?"

    Think about it... Think about it... Theeeeere it is.

    Can we get a count on how many people thought the same thing?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Yo, ho, ho... blow the man down?
    Why didn't you stop typing after the word "man?"

    Think about it... Think about it... Theeeeere it is.

    Can we get a count on how many people thought the same thing?

    Should I say Aye?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Where did Sheila go? Do I need to busta cap on some customer service reps?

    Here I am!! Do you know it is almost time for lunch? I can not believe how much this day is flying by.
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Yo, ho, ho... blow the man down?
    Why didn't you stop typing after the word "man?"

    Think about it... Think about it... Theeeeere it is.

    Are you naturally this funny or do you have to work at it?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Have I been told my mind often dwells in gutters also?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Yo, ho, ho... blow the man down?
    Why didn't you stop typing after the word "man?"

    Think about it... Think about it... Theeeeere it is.

    Should I be glad you knew what I meant?
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