chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    ok...where is that coffee table?

    Directly in front of me.. Want to see it?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    is one not allowed to eat lunch? And I was still watching btw
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    How can you eat and watch these people play naked twister at the same time?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    ok...where is that coffee table?

    Directly in front of me.. Want to see it?


    ok...good...now who is going to lay under it and look up through the glasstop...any volunteers?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Yes, but didn't you run away when I offered the Pirate my booty? :huh:
    Did someone say Pretzel?

    did you just say BOOTY?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    How can you eat and watch these people play naked twister at the same time?

    Don't strip clubs serve Pizza?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    ok...where is that coffee table?

    Directly in front of me.. Want to see it?


    ok...good...now who going to lay under it and look up through the glasstop...any volunteers?

    Hahaha. This reminds me.. Did you know I dated a porn star once? He got paid to take a piss on a glass coffee table.. Who the hell is into that kind of stuff?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    How can you eat and watch these people play naked twister at the same time?

    Don't strip clubs serve Pizza?

    Did you know my local favorite actually has a buffet during lunch?

    Did you know that the club owners DO NOT find it humorous if you ask them if they serve crabs at said buffet? :laugh:
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Is everyone excited that it's "No-Filter TMI Friday" for me? :noway:
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    ok...where is that coffee table?

    Directly in front of me.. Want to see it?


    ok...good...now who going to lay under it and look up through the glasstop...any volunteers?

    Hahaha. This reminds me.. Did you know I dated a porn star once? He got paid to take a piss on a glass coffee table.. Who the hell is into that kind of stuff?


    ugh...umm....that would be him..right?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    How can you eat and watch these people play naked twister at the same time?

    Don't strip clubs serve Pizza?

    Did you know my local favorite actually has a buffet during lunch?

    Did you know that the club owners DO NOT find it humorous if you ask them if they serve crabs at said buffet? :laugh:


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Do you know how entertaining that is? :laugh:
    Is everyone excited that it's "No-Filter TMI Friday" for me? :noway:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Did I stutter?
    Yes, but didn't you run away when I offered the Pirate my booty? :huh:
    Did someone say Pretzel?

    did you just say BOOTY?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    ok...where is that coffee table?

    Directly in front of me.. Want to see it?


    ok...good...now who going to lay under it and look up through the glasstop...any volunteers?

    Hahaha. This reminds me.. Did you know I dated a porn star once? He got paid to take a piss on a glass coffee table.. Who the hell is into that kind of stuff?

    WTH?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    How can you eat and watch these people play naked twister at the same time?

    Don't strip clubs serve Pizza?

    Don't you think whenever I go I am too busy to notice?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    How can you eat and watch these people play naked twister at the same time?

    Don't strip clubs serve Pizza?

    Did you know my local favorite actually has a buffet during lunch?

    Did you know that the club owners DO NOT find it humorous if you ask them if they serve crabs at said buffet? :laugh:


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Can you put that in the form of a question?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Hahaha. This reminds me.. Did you know I dated a porn star once? He got paid to take a piss on a glass coffee table.. Who the hell is into that kind of stuff?

    yeah...I'm sure he was a helluva guy...so now..you are under the table right?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Katamus, was he a BIG porn star?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Shall I also bring Twister and a giant bottle of Baby Oil? :bigsmile:
    Am I the only one who cheats at twister?

    How do you cheat? Do you detach your peg-leg?

    When you're playing naked twister and you're trying to get a man to lose, how do you distract them?
    HAH! Somewhere I have a picture of me and 3 friends playing twister in jamaica, it's hysterical!
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    ok...where is that coffee table?

    Directly in front of me.. Want to see it?


    ok...good...now who going to lay under it and look up through the glasstop...any volunteers?

    Hahaha. This reminds me.. Did you know I dated a porn star once? He got paid to take a piss on a glass coffee table.. Who the hell is into that kind of stuff?


    ugh...umm....that would be him..right?

    Porn stars are "into" things? I thought they just did whatever to get money?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    How can you eat and watch these people play naked twister at the same time?

    Don't strip clubs serve Pizza?

    Did you know my local favorite actually has a buffet during lunch?

    Did you know that the club owners DO NOT find it humorous if you ask them if they serve crabs at said buffet? :laugh:


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Can you put that in the form of a question?

    Sheila, do you not know if nothing is spoken it is impossible to be in the form of a question?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    wouldn't YOU rather be UNDER the table to watch the show?
    Hahaha. This reminds me.. Did you know I dated a porn star once? He got paid to take a piss on a glass coffee table.. Who the hell is into that kind of stuff?

    yeah...I'm sure he was a helluva guy...so now..you are under the table right?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Do you know how entertaining that is? :laugh:
    Is everyone excited that it's "No-Filter TMI Friday" for me? :noway:

    Do I need to calm the hell down before I get myself into trouble? :happy:
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Hahaha. This reminds me.. Did you know I dated a porn star once? He got paid to take a piss on a glass coffee table.. Who the hell is into that kind of stuff?

    yeah...I'm sure he was a helluva guy...so now..you are under the table right?

    He wasn't, but it makes for a good story right?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Regarding Naked Twister; don't the guys always just want to watch?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    wouldn't YOU rather be UNDER the table to watch the show?
    Hahaha. This reminds me.. Did you know I dated a porn star once? He got paid to take a piss on a glass coffee table.. Who the hell is into that kind of stuff?

    yeah...I'm sure he was a helluva guy...so now..you are under the table right?

    The Flat @ss on glass show?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    ...but aren't we going to encourage you to be bad?
    Do you know how entertaining that is? :laugh:
    Is everyone excited that it's "No-Filter TMI Friday" for me? :noway:

    Do I need to calm the hell down before I get myself into trouble? :happy:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Have you never seen it done right?
    wouldn't YOU rather be UNDER the table to watch the show?
    Hahaha. This reminds me.. Did you know I dated a porn star once? He got paid to take a piss on a glass coffee table.. Who the hell is into that kind of stuff?

    yeah...I'm sure he was a helluva guy...so now..you are under the table right?

    The Flat @ss on glass show?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Did someone get drank under the table?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
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