chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

GorillaEsq

A little?

DawnVanSlim

Are you good at everything you do?

GorillaEsq

Yes. Next question?

DawnVanSlim

Uh, what's your favorite color? :huh:

GorillaEsq

Depends on the context. Can you expound?

DawnVanSlim

Really?

katamus

What if he doesn't have a favorite color? Because that wouldn't be fair to the other colors?

DawnVanSlim

Can you believe I never thought about the other colors feelings?

GorillaEsq

Are we talking ...um... night-night-type colors? White.

katamus

Can you believe I never thought about the other colors feelings?

What kind of a monster are you? :laugh:

DawnVanSlim

If I say a big hairy one will that scare you? :noway:

GorillaEsq

You don't wax?

DawnVanSlim

Should I? Can I scream Kelly Clarkson?

katamus

Can't you be a smooth, sexy monster?

DawnVanSlim

Isn't that all I really know how to be?

katamus

Good point, are you hiding under my bed?

GorillaEsq

You look like a Man-O-Lantern?

DawnVanSlim

Good point, are you hiding under my bed?

Will you turn off the lights already?

katamus

Good point, are you hiding under my bed?

Will you turn off the lights already?

Why do you always want it dark? Do my sex faces bother you? Is it the sticking out the tongue thing?

BTW, have you checked out the "Top 3 Guys" thread? I might die.

DawnVanSlim

Why are there so many used condom wrappers under your bed?