chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member

    You mean the internet isn't private??????

    You didn't know? OOPS!

    What else haven't you told me?????

    Can you handle the truth? It's uh mazing I don't get struck by lightning when I go to church.

    Well, churches have fire extinguishers and first aid kits for just that reason don't they?

    Do you think they'd pray for my soul?

    Doesn't the bible say they have to?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Do you give them money?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member

    Do you think they'd pray for my soul?


    Doesn't the bible say they have to?

    I don't know anyone who follows the bible completely, do you?

    Ok, on another biblical note;
    So my daughters are at the mall and the oldest has a grand-mal seizure. This is the first time her sister has ever had to deal with it solo. She knew what to do, but she wasn't really prepared to deal with strangers looking on. SO this decent sized dude comes over while my daughter is in the middle of seizing, _puts his hand on my daughter's head_ and starts praying. If I was there I probably would have laughed. She would have also if she wasn't left speechless.

    My public service announcement of the day.
    If you see someone having a seizure and the person with them has it under control, the best thing you can do is keep people like this away from them. Or ask them if they want you to call someone for them. Thanks!
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Can I say I'm glad that worked out?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Can I say I'm glad that worked out?


    Can I give you some kudos? How many do you think you deserve?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    May I have 2?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do kudos have protein in them?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why do people send you friend requests, then when you accept, they just delete you right away? :huh:
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Why do people send you friend requests, then when you accept, they just delete you right away? :huh:
    Intimidation from the fab abs?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    And to add insult to injury, do you know I think I am the only one this person has probably ever deleted? :ohwell:
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Can I say that you have probably spent enough time worrying about it?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why do people send you friend requests, then when you accept, they just delete you right away? :huh:
    Intimidation from the fab abs?

    You might be right, now that I think about it, this person does not have any pictures of what I now believe to be less then perfect abs? :laugh: Haters gonna hate?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    whoopie pie?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    What the hell is a whoopie pie?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Is it a New England thing?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    WhoopiePie.jpg
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is it a New England thing?

    How the hell am I supposed to know?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    WhoopiePie.jpg

    Ohhh, yumm?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Maybe you shouldn't run as much?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Why shouldn't I run so much?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Can I say you seem a little different tonight? Is that because the Packers won? And wouldn't you know the only reason the Steelers didn't lose is because they didn't play?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Was today fricken awesome or what? Could you tell I was excited?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can I say you seem a little different tonight? Is that because the Packers won? And wouldn't you know the only reason the Steelers didn't lose is because they didn't play?

    Would you be disappointed to hear I didn't watch any football today, but I was happy that the Packers won?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Was today fricken awesome or what? Could you tell I was excited?
    Can I say I did a little dance for you?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Can I say you seem a little different tonight? Is that because the Packers won? And wouldn't you know the only reason the Steelers didn't lose is because they didn't play?

    Would you be disappointed to hear I didn't watch any football today, but I was happy that the Packers won?
    Can I say no and that I understand that it gets harder and harder to spend time doing those types of things as the kids get older?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Was today fricken awesome or what? Could you tell I was excited?
    Can I say I did a little dance for you?

    Will you log those calories burned today? lol
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Can I say that my 6 mile run on Saturday I was only planning on running a 5 k and then walking back but after walking for a bit I was like well I should probably get home sooner to make breakfast and then just kept running like Forrest?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Did you plan to run the 10k today (psycho)? oops...did I say that last part out loud?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can I congratulate you on your rediculous weekly calorie burn, 7000+...that is smothered in awesomesauce!
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Can I congratulate you on your rediculous weekly calorie burn, 7000+...that is smothered in awesomesauce!
    How I love when you smother me with awesomesauce...or any sauce really?