chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)
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You mean the internet isn't private??????
You didn't know? OOPS!
What else haven't you told me?????
Can you handle the truth? It's uh mazing I don't get struck by lightning when I go to church.
Well, churches have fire extinguishers and first aid kits for just that reason don't they?
Do you think they'd pray for my soul?
Doesn't the bible say they have to?0 -
Do you give them money?0
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Do you think they'd pray for my soul?
Doesn't the bible say they have to?
I don't know anyone who follows the bible completely, do you?
Ok, on another biblical note;
So my daughters are at the mall and the oldest has a grand-mal seizure. This is the first time her sister has ever had to deal with it solo. She knew what to do, but she wasn't really prepared to deal with strangers looking on. SO this decent sized dude comes over while my daughter is in the middle of seizing, _puts his hand on my daughter's head_ and starts praying. If I was there I probably would have laughed. She would have also if she wasn't left speechless.
My public service announcement of the day.
If you see someone having a seizure and the person with them has it under control, the best thing you can do is keep people like this away from them. Or ask them if they want you to call someone for them. Thanks!0 -
Can I say I'm glad that worked out?0
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Can I say I'm glad that worked out?
Can I give you some kudos? How many do you think you deserve?0 -
May I have 2?0
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Do kudos have protein in them?0
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Why do people send you friend requests, then when you accept, they just delete you right away? :huh:0
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Why do people send you friend requests, then when you accept, they just delete you right away? :huh:0
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And to add insult to injury, do you know I think I am the only one this person has probably ever deleted? :ohwell:0
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Can I say that you have probably spent enough time worrying about it?0
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Why do people send you friend requests, then when you accept, they just delete you right away? :huh:
You might be right, now that I think about it, this person does not have any pictures of what I now believe to be less then perfect abs? :laugh: Haters gonna hate?0 -
whoopie pie?0
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What the hell is a whoopie pie?0
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Is it a New England thing?0
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Is it a New England thing?
How the hell am I supposed to know?0 -
Ohhh, yumm?0 -
Maybe you shouldn't run as much?0
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Why shouldn't I run so much?0
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Can I say you seem a little different tonight? Is that because the Packers won? And wouldn't you know the only reason the Steelers didn't lose is because they didn't play?0
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Was today fricken awesome or what? Could you tell I was excited?0
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Can I say you seem a little different tonight? Is that because the Packers won? And wouldn't you know the only reason the Steelers didn't lose is because they didn't play?
Would you be disappointed to hear I didn't watch any football today, but I was happy that the Packers won?0 -
Was today fricken awesome or what? Could you tell I was excited?0
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Can I say you seem a little different tonight? Is that because the Packers won? And wouldn't you know the only reason the Steelers didn't lose is because they didn't play?
Would you be disappointed to hear I didn't watch any football today, but I was happy that the Packers won?0 -
Was today fricken awesome or what? Could you tell I was excited?
Will you log those calories burned today? lol0 -
Can I say that my 6 mile run on Saturday I was only planning on running a 5 k and then walking back but after walking for a bit I was like well I should probably get home sooner to make breakfast and then just kept running like Forrest?0
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Did you plan to run the 10k today (psycho)? oops...did I say that last part out loud?0
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Can I congratulate you on your rediculous weekly calorie burn, 7000+...that is smothered in awesomesauce!0
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Can I congratulate you on your rediculous weekly calorie burn, 7000+...that is smothered in awesomesauce!0
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