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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member

    Do you know what they say about guys with small hands?

    Are you saying you have small hands?

    Can I borrow your biceps to measure them?

    Do you have cold hands?

    What if I warmed them up for you?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Does your gym have a 24 hour webcam service? Because OMG.... that would be a little piece of heaven for me.
    So... you want Pay-Per-View access... to the Gun Show?? (Ha)
    Why can't it be Free-Per-View? lol
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Are you people still talking about bacon? Haven't I been gone for like 2 hours? LOL Is it at least the bacon lube still?

    Really? Bacon Lube? Where on earth would you come up with something like that?

    LOL Wasn't I peeking in your nightstand drawer?

    And you didn't stay?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Why can't it be Free-Per-View? lol
    I gotz kidz to feedz?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member

    What if I warmed them up for you?

    Don't you know you can use me as a measuring device anytime you need?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member

    What if I warmed them up for you?

    Don't you know you can use me as a measuring device anytime you need?

    You realize how wide open you left that one?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
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  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member

    What if I warmed them up for you?

    Don't you know you can use me as a measuring device anytime you need?

    You realize how wide open you left that one?

    Whoa, did you know I didn't think of it like that?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Why can't it be Free-Per-View? lol
    I gotz kidz to feedz.

    Is that a question?
    Damn it? Check again?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member

    What if I warmed them up for you?

    Don't you know you can use me as a measuring device anytime you need?

    You realize how wide open you left that one?

    Whoa, did you know I didn't think of it like that?

    Would you believe I didn't either?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    oops, what the heck am I doing?..lol Im all flustered now.
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    oops, what the heck am I doing?..lol Im all flustered now.

    You looked directly into the gunshow, didn't you?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    I thought I'd pop in to see what is going on around this place. Should I have known that I'd find Dawn manhandling the beasts? :drinker:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Have I ever been so lucky?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Do you not get lucky quite often?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    You don't respect us for our minds?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    You don't respect us for our minds?

    Yeah!

    Can I tell you 2+2=5?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    gorilla What are you curling now a day's? I am working sets of 100

    And Wtf? How bout our minds?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    You don't respect us for our minds?

    I love a beautiful mind, add that on top of a gorgeous body and I start to studder. Do you believe that?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    gorilla What are you curling now a day's? I am working sets of 100

    And Wtf? How bout our minds?

    Didn't you see Deter is here? No fitness talk, only boobs.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Pirate? Will I be able to catch up?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Good Evening Pirate....Was that you mind you showed me last night?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    You don't respect us for our minds?

    I love a beautiful mind, add that on top of a gorgeous body and I start to studder. Do you believe that?

    Huh, that's strike two, isn't it?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    On "heavy days" 2x 70's on dumbbells. I feel like I could hit more, but I'm old... and I fear my back going out in the middle of the gym.

    Straight bar curls... a 45# press bar with 35's on each end.

    Are you doing bench curls or free-standing?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    You don't respect us for our minds?

    I love a beautiful mind, add that on top of a gorgeous body and I start to studder. Do you believe that?

    Huh, that's strike two, isn't it?

    Pump the brakes, how am I striking out?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    You don't respect us for our minds?

    I love a beautiful mind, add that on top of a gorgeous body and I start to studder. Do you believe that?

    Huh, that's strike two, isn't it?

    Pump the brakes, how am I striking out?

    You, really? Nay....
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    You don't respect us for our minds?

    I love a beautiful mind, add that on top of a gorgeous body and I start to studder. Do you believe that?

    A Beautiful Mind? Isn't that a movie? .....Here I thought it was the Dawn and her pet gorilla show. :laugh: :laugh: (I kid, I kid!)
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    What the hell is on the new guys head? LOL
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    What the hell is on the new guys head? LOL

    Did you know that I just said that same damn thing?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    On "heavy days" 2x 70's on dumbbells. I feel like I could hit more, but I'm old... and I fear my back going out in the middle of the gym.

    Straight bar curls... a 45# press bar with 35's on each end.

    Are you doing bench curls or free-standing?

    So um, you wouldn't have a problem lifting me?
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