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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member

    do you know that my employer is big on fitness too and I feel I can justify some of being on here?
    Would you know that we get lots of kick backs (gift cards which get added to salary) from our insurance company for logging exercises daily, attending check ins every six month and hitting fitness goals, and also from filling out surveys? Do you think these all compensate for the raised health insurance prices?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Think you can find one you are familiar with?..... My elbow, you know the one I am constantly jabbing into you when noone is looking for being a smartass?
    ...Connected to the foot-bone, used to kick me under the table?

    Are you good at keeping a straight face when you need too? Do you know I am not?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Think you can find one you are familiar with?..... My elbow, you know the one I am constantly jabbing into you when noone is looking for being a smartass?
    ...Connected to the foot-bone, used to kick me under the table?

    Are you good at keeping a straight face when you need too? Do you know I am not?

    Is his face really what needs to be straight?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Think you can find one you are familiar with?..... My elbow, you know the one I am constantly jabbing into you when noone is looking for being a smartass?
    ...Connected to the foot-bone, used to kick me under the table?

    Are you good at keeping a straight face when you need too? Do you know I am not?

    Is his face really what needs to be straight?

    Can I just say, I hope he doesn't come out of the closet until I have finished with him?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Are you good at keeping a straight face when you need too? Do you know I am not?
    Good at?? I frick'n teach a class on it. (True story)
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Are you good at keeping a straight face when you need too? Do you know I am not?
    Good at?? I frick'n teach a class on it. (True story)

    So I would get a F in this class?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Hell no, not on my account... can you tell I think facial hair is sexy?
    You don't think it's scratchy and/or abrasive?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    So I would get a F in this class?
    Depends. What does the "F" stand for? (ha)
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    So I would get a F in this class?
    Depends. What does the "F" stand for? (ha)

    Did you just crack a smile? I bet if you tried to keep a straight face this second, it would be hard, no?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Maybe if it gets heated up it will just stretch a little?

    Do you want me to heat you up?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Did you just crack a smile? I bet if you tried to keep a straight face this second, it would be hard, no?
    Did you seriously just type the words "...it would be hard, no?"
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    LOL, if you could see my face, I think you would give me another F, yes?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Can we see it? Now? We need proof.
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Do you know how much you two crack me up?

    Its a love-hate thing isn't it?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Its a love-hate thing isn't it?
    Is it just a Wisconsin thing?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can you keep him out of my box, err I mean my inbox?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can I pay you to take my webinar?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Why? That's sounds like work.
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    how much you gonna pay?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Trade favors?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    you know how to do Computational Chemistry?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Is it basic? I just recently took Chem 101.
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Its a love-hate thing isn't it?
    Is it just a Wisconsin thing?

    So it's a north-south thing?

    G, didn't you say you were in the south?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    you know how to do Computational Chemistry?

    Really?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Is it basic? I just recently took Chem 101.

    I could teach you, but by then wouldn't your webinar be over?

    Didn't you get dressed before you went to work today?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    you know how to do Computational Chemistry?

    Really?

    Can someone grab the hour hand on my cLock and push it forward a few hours? Please?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Can I say I will likely be visiting gorillas this Saturday at the Franklin Park Zoo? Anyone you want to give a shout out to while I am there?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    G, didn't you say you were in the south?
    Tennessee. Jealous?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Can I say I will likely be visiting gorillas this Saturday at the Franklin Park Zoo? Anyone you want to give a shout out to while I am there?
    My Peeps!?!?!?!? Holllla!
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Is it basic? I just recently took Chem 101.

    I could teach you, but by then wouldn't your webinar be over?

    Didn't you get dressed before you went to work today?

    Do you know I feel like shooting myself right now and it's only been half an hour?

    All I added was a sheer, low cut blouse over that and put my hair in a ponytail.
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