chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    G, didn't you say you were in the south?
    Tennessee. Jealous?

    No sir!! Didn't you catch I am on top of you? (KY)
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    you know how to do Computational Chemistry?

    Really?

    Can someone grab the hour hand on my cLock and push it forward a few hours? Please?

    Is that really what you want grabbed and pulled on?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    you know how to do Computational Chemistry?

    Really?

    Can someone grab the hour hand on my cLock and push it forward a few hours? Please?

    Isn't it dangerous to wish the time away?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    you know how to do Computational Chemistry?

    Really?

    Can someone grab the hour hand on my cLock and push it forward a few hours? Please?

    Is that really what you want grabbed and pulled on?

    At the office? Yes.
    At the office when everyone else has gone home... maybe not?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    you know how to do Computational Chemistry?

    Really?

    Can someone grab the hour hand on my cLock and push it forward a few hours? Please?

    Isn't it dangerous to wish the time away?

    I think it is an acceptable risk, don't you?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    are you aware that webinars are more fun with Captain Morgan?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    are you aware that webinars are more fun with Captain Morgan?

    Point taken and I will consider for tomorrow's training. How can I thank you?
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    G, didn't you say you were in the south?
    Tennessee. Jealous?

    Does this mean you have an accent?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Y'all cum baack now, ya hear?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Do you know the muffin man ?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Does this mean you have an accent?
    No. I'm an educated hillbilly. Though, you do have a purdy mouth. Squeal like a pig much?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    No, but I've heard a muffled man. Does that count?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    G, didn't you say you were in the south?
    Tennessee. Jealous?

    Does this mean you have an accent?

    Would you believe at previous jobs I used to have people from the north call me just to here me talk?
  • Ezzie
    Ezzie Posts: 665 Member
    Y'all cum baack now, ya hear?

    Yes, mam..will you make shrimp-n-grits?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    is that the guy who ...ain't seen nothing till he went down on a muffin?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Y'all cum baack now, ya hear?

    Would you believe that the only time I have ever heard someone say that was in Portland (OR)?
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    Does this mean you have an accent?
    No. I'm an educated hillbilly. Though, you do have a purdy mouth. Squeal like a pig much?

    Dammit. I dropped my panties too soon. Has anyone seen them?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    G, didn't you say you were in the south?
    Tennessee. Jealous?

    Does this mean you have an accent?

    Would you believe at previous jobs I used to have people from the north call me just to here me talk?

    Will you whisper it in my ear?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Do you know the muffin man ?

    The one who lives down drury lane?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Do you go down on muffins slowly or just devour them ?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    G, didn't you say you were in the south?
    Tennessee. Jealous?

    Does this mean you have an accent?

    Would you believe at previous jobs I used to have people from the north call me just to here me talk?

    Will you whisper it in my ear?

    What would you like me to say?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    G, didn't you say you were in the south?
    Tennessee. Jealous?

    Does this mean you have an accent?

    Would you believe at previous jobs I used to have people from the north call me just to here me talk?

    Will you whisper it in my ear?

    What would you like me to say?

    Sweet nothings?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    is that the guy who ...ain't seen nothing till he went down on a muffin?

    The guy with a perma-smile?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Sheila do you really have to ask what you should whisper in my ear?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Sheila do you really have to ask what you should whisper in my ear?

    NO, but I bet you would go weak in the knees just by me saying your name. You think?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    is that the guy who ...ain't seen nothing till he went down on a muffin?

    The guy with a perma-smile?

    the guy with crumbs on his chin?
  • Molly_Maguire
    Molly_Maguire Posts: 1,103 Member
    Do you go down on muffins slowly or just devour them ?

    Is said muffin stale or fresh?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Sheila do you really have to ask what you should whisper in my ear?

    NO, but I bet you would go weak in the knees just by me saying your name. You think?

    It would be nice if you called me sugar or darlin with that accent, but don't you know there is one word that would start the engine?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    O NO! Why can't I remember? Don't tell me, it will come to me.
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    O NO! Why can't I remember? Don't tell me, it will come to me.

    Where's Dawn?...She likes to torture me with it
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