chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Can I say that I'm lazy as *kitten* today? Would you like me to give you that rub down?
    Did you know I'm even worse? I left the office to go home, throw on shorts/tanktop and work on the laptop in bed. God I love my bed.

    This does not help the salivation!! How is your headache?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Is your name intended to be ironic? :laugh:
    Is it bad that this retort made me laugh? Related side-note: Did you know I'm typing with it? Boom.

    Why am I salivating?

    Sheila! What happened to you?:laugh: :laugh:
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can I say that I'm lazy as *kitten* today? Would you like me to give you that rub down?
    Did you know I'm even worse? I left the office to go home, throw on shorts/tanktop and work on the laptop in bed. God I love my bed.

    Pics or it didn't happen?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Is your name intended to be ironic? :laugh:
    Is it bad that this retort made me laugh? Related side-note: Did you know I'm typing with it? Boom.

    Why am I salivating?

    Sheila! What happened to you?:laugh: :laugh:

    I don't know! Are you all a bad influence on me? LOL
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Can I say that I'm lazy as *kitten* today? Would you like me to give you that rub down?
    Did you know I'm even worse? I left the office to go home, throw on shorts/tanktop and work on the laptop in bed. God I love my bed.

    Pics or it didn't happen?

    how do you think that he keeps his laptop propped up?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Am I late?

    So nice of you to join us! Where have you been? :huh:
    Would you guess working?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Gimme a sec?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Am I late?

    So nice of you to join us! Where have you been? :huh:
    Would you guess working?

    Yeah! I should be, and I'm trying, but would you believe I have had a rough morning and I just don't want to?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Gimme a sec?

    OMG! Can I have longer than that? Goodness...3 secs perhaps?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    popcorn anyone?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member

    Yeah! I should be, and I'm trying, but would you believe I have had a rough morning and I just don't want to?
    Would you know I can relate to that?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    popcorn anyone?

    No, but thank you for asking.

    How is your day going today?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    popcorn anyone?

    No, but thank you for asking.

    How is your day going today?
    Boring and expensive...sound fun?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Is your name intended to be ironic? :laugh:
    Is it bad that this retort made me laugh? Related side-note: Did you know I'm typing with it? Boom.

    Don't you think we need proof of this?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Boring and expensive...sound fun?

    Hookers just aren't as fun as they used to be, are they?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Michael, will you forgive me for laughing at Dawn's comment?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Boring and expensive...sound fun?

    Hookers just aren't as fun as they used to be, are they?
    :laugh: :sad:

    Can you believe I had to tap into the slush fund?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    :huh: Slush fund??? :huh:
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    Shelia is so goody goody, know what it reminds me of?

    how about when I was in Korea and we were teaching the Koreans curse words and they thought they were learning regular words?

    would you laugh if you heard in a different accent, a Private saying "what is up you white cracker honky" to a sergeant?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Pics or it didn't happen?
    Did you see the proof?

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