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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    May I wish Sheilla well and thank her for her kind greeting? May I suggest to Dawn that spooning a road could be painful and lead to unsightly and embarassing abrasions that might be tough to explain?

    May I wish you well too and totally agree with you on spooning the road being painful?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    <~~ is this better for spooning?
    May I wish Sheilla well and thank her for her kind greeting? May I suggest to Dawn that spooning a road could be painful and lead to unsightly and embarassing abrasions that might be tough to explain?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Jer, so nice to see you!! Thick cut, huh?

    Thanks Sheila, would you believe I am here for a good time and not a long time?

    And yes, what is the point in screwing around with little bits of meat?

    Do you know this chicka will second that?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    could it be...nobody called my name and I came anyhow?

    I mentioned your name earlier. Did you not see?
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    did you want me to use my imagination?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    perhaps i could do both?

    Would you agree to be blindfolded for the putting on part, since that would enhance the excitement of the taking off part?

    @ Sheila: What does an Erica look like? Surely not like me, right?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Fair enough. What will be used as the blindfold?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    did you want me to use my imagination?

    Yes!! Do you know i had to go back and double check myself before posting?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Pom, did you realize that I left out Angela and Pamela? It's not either of those though, is it?

    Sandra?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Do you have that song in my head now?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Is it time for me to bow out of this thread for an undetermined amount of time?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Does this mean you will be back later, Damon?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Does this mean you will be back later, Damon?

    I don't know?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Well then, will you have a good evening anyhow?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Did you know I was not referring to this one day? Arg so hard to not post!
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    How bad does that suck? Do you know we will miss you and will look forward to your return?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Could this day get any worse?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    What's the matter Mandi?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can I thank you for your concern but ask if you could just pass a shot instead?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Yes ma'am! Would you like some Jim, Jack, or Jose?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Any that start with a D?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Fair enough. What will be used as the blindfold?

    Are silk scarves too cliche?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    OH, so you want Dom?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Did you know I was not referring to this one day? Arg so hard to not post!

    Did we do something wrong?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Will they think to smell my drink at work if I act too funny?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    I certainly hope not, for your sake...

    Ladies and gents, it's mins away from time to go.

    Will you all have a great evening? See ya back here in the morning.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Don't you know I'm only wishing?

    Will you please enjoy your night, Sheila?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    What's the silk scarf for, Angela?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Anybody around?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Do I count?
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