chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)
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You catch on quick. If I close one eye I can still squash your puny head between my fingers. Do you like to bowl?0
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But, I can squash your actual head with my fingers. Buttwhistles?0
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But, I can squash your actual head with my fingers. Buttwhistles?
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Are you afraid of heights?0 -
ROFLMAO
Why are you two so funny? I think I might be hurt from laughing. Is that possible?0 -
Why aren't you two making out yet?0
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Can't you see us on facetime? She finally let me up for air.0
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Uuuhhhhhhh uh uh uuuuuh. Anyone have a tissue?0
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That's all it takes? :huh:0
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Where is Pirate with my beer I didn't earn?0
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Your beer? Did he leave it with me? Whoops?
May I say I like to bowl? Would you believe I actually have a bowling shirt on right now?0 -
See? Bowling Shirt? LOL0
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Are you guys having a good night ???0
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<<<<Is this guy going to be an out of control freight train today due to going over on thirsty Thursday?0
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Are you going to kick *kitten* today?0
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Can I work on getting as little work done as possible today?0
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Is that still considered working?0
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As long as I am working on something my boss should be happy, right?0
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Is looking pretty good enough?0
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Are you going to kick *kitten* today?
Would you believe that my plan is to kick my own *kitten* until I cry today?0 -
Are you going to kick *kitten* today?
Would you believe that my plan is to kick my own *kitten* until I cry today?
You know you've just inspired me to not be lazy today?0 -
Can I work on getting as little work done as possible today?
Why should today be any different?0 -
you know you made me think of Liar Liar?0
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Are you going to kick *kitten* today?
Would you believe that my plan is to kick my own *kitten* until I cry today?
You know you've just inspired me to not be lazy today?
Do you know I am glad to be of service? Should I get you a freight train horn that is just a little higher pitched than mine?0 -
Pirate, how long have you worked in your current position?0
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you know you made me think of Liar Liar?
Is that not a great scene?...Do you know I like the out takes after the movie even better?0 -
Are you going to kick *kitten* today?
Would you believe that my plan is to kick my own *kitten* until I cry today?
You know you've just inspired me to not be lazy today?
Do you know I am glad to be of service? Should I get you a freight train horn that is just a little higher pitched than mine?
Can I have a horn that's like the General Lee?0 -
G'Morning Mikey, do you know I have not seen Liar Liar?0
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Pirate, how long have you worked in your current position?
Current position which I hate 1 year (at a desk). In the laboratory working at the bench (loved it) 13 years. Why do you ask?0 -
Pirate, how long have you worked in your current position?
Current position which I hate 1 year (at a desk). In the laboratory working at the bench (loved it) 13 years. Why do you ask?
Is it okay to be curious?0 -
Are you going to kick *kitten* today?
Would you believe that my plan is to kick my own *kitten* until I cry today?
You know you've just inspired me to not be lazy today?
Do you know I am glad to be of service? Should I get you a freight train horn that is just a little higher pitched than mine?
Can I have a horn that's like the General Lee?
How cool would that be while you are running? Should I get you a shirt with the rebel flag on it too?0
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