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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    You catch on quick. If I close one eye I can still squash your puny head between my fingers. Do you like to bowl?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    But, I can squash your actual head with my fingers. Buttwhistles?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    But, I can squash your actual head with my fingers. Buttwhistles?

    Gorilla:1
    DVS: 0

    Are you afraid of heights?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    ROFLMAO

    Why are you two so funny? I think I might be hurt from laughing. Is that possible?
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Why aren't you two making out yet?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can't you see us on facetime? She finally let me up for air.
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Uuuhhhhhhh uh uh uuuuuh. Anyone have a tissue?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    That's all it takes? :huh:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Where is Pirate with my beer I didn't earn?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Your beer? Did he leave it with me? Whoops?

    May I say I like to bowl? Would you believe I actually have a bowling shirt on right now?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    See? Bowling Shirt? LOL
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    Are you guys having a good night ???
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    <<<<Is this guy going to be an out of control freight train today due to going over on thirsty Thursday?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Are you going to kick *kitten* today?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can I work on getting as little work done as possible today?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Is that still considered working?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    As long as I am working on something my boss should be happy, right?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Is looking pretty good enough?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Are you going to kick *kitten* today?

    Would you believe that my plan is to kick my own *kitten* until I cry today?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Are you going to kick *kitten* today?

    Would you believe that my plan is to kick my own *kitten* until I cry today?

    You know you've just inspired me to not be lazy today?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Can I work on getting as little work done as possible today?

    Why should today be any different?
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    you know you made me think of Liar Liar?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Are you going to kick *kitten* today?

    Would you believe that my plan is to kick my own *kitten* until I cry today?

    You know you've just inspired me to not be lazy today?

    Do you know I am glad to be of service? Should I get you a freight train horn that is just a little higher pitched than mine?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Pirate, how long have you worked in your current position?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    you know you made me think of Liar Liar?

    Is that not a great scene?...Do you know I like the out takes after the movie even better?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Are you going to kick *kitten* today?

    Would you believe that my plan is to kick my own *kitten* until I cry today?

    You know you've just inspired me to not be lazy today?

    Do you know I am glad to be of service? Should I get you a freight train horn that is just a little higher pitched than mine?

    Can I have a horn that's like the General Lee?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    G'Morning Mikey, do you know I have not seen Liar Liar?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Pirate, how long have you worked in your current position?

    Current position which I hate 1 year (at a desk). In the laboratory working at the bench (loved it) 13 years. Why do you ask?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Pirate, how long have you worked in your current position?

    Current position which I hate 1 year (at a desk). In the laboratory working at the bench (loved it) 13 years. Why do you ask?

    Is it okay to be curious?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Are you going to kick *kitten* today?

    Would you believe that my plan is to kick my own *kitten* until I cry today?

    You know you've just inspired me to not be lazy today?

    Do you know I am glad to be of service? Should I get you a freight train horn that is just a little higher pitched than mine?

    Can I have a horn that's like the General Lee?

    How cool would that be while you are running? Should I get you a shirt with the rebel flag on it too?
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