chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    I meant civil, do you want to give me one of each?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    for Civil law I would have to say that the subject of Murder be ammended to be that you are allowed to murder 1 person (so choose your subject carefully) in your lifetime as long as you have the approval of seven other mentally stable people...thus lowering A-hole quotient in the world

    for the laws of Physics...I would definitely change the laws of gravity so I could jump off of very high things and not die.

    How bout you DVS? What would you change?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    am I all alone?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Do I count? Can you see me? LOL
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    Are we stil considering which laws to change?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    my eyes are better now...just like amazing grace...I once was blind but now I see.

    So Dr. Jones we meet again. How bout you? what law would you change?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    May I consider the options? Aren't there tons to think about?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    can you hear the Jeopardy theme song as you ponder?

    Can I give you a cheers:drinker: Captain Coconut?
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
    1. limit the times you can get married before your banished from marriage period.

    2. allow you to stop aging- at the age YOU choose to.
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    1. limit the times you can get married before your banished from marriage period.

    2. allow you to stop aging- at the age YOU choose to.

    Is there a question in this post?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    A cheers? Sadly my beverage has been consumed.

    Could my beverage being consumed be the reason why I can't figure out which law to change?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    A cheers? Sadly my beverage has been consumed.

    Could my beverage being consumed be the reason why I can't figure out which law to change?

    would you like one of mine? I am going to kick my *kitten* tomorrow so I will take the calories...Sound like a deal? Is that a law of physics you would like to change? Wouldn't it be great if ou could give someone else your calories whether they liked it or not?
    Do you think Julia Roberts and Alec Baldwin would weigh like 500 lbs each if this were true?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    LOL Can anyone come up with a better law to change than that? LOL
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    did you get a run in today?
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    anybody home ???
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    can I say...happy friday and yippee-kay-yay to all you bad *kitten* mothertruckers?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Can I say amen to that and I need to put a beat down at work today...so have a good Friday everyone?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    can I say...happy friday and yippee-kay-yay to all you bad *kitten* mothertruckers?

    Can I say thank you to Seargeant John McClain of the New York City Police department? should I call you Roy?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Okay not only have I inspired Wifey to want to get into better shape (she's back doing WW) and walking everyday now, but My 76 year old father was on the phone with me last night asking me about protein sources and weight lifting. He had a health issue in the past couple of months, but is getting past it. His doctor has ordered him to gain weight.

    How awesome are these two facts? NSV's for me?
  • Jxnsmma
    Jxnsmma Posts: 919 Member
    Can I go for coffee now?

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