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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)
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Can I just say that those boobs are as big as my butt cheeks?
I just thought that same thing. Is that an *kitten* onher chest???? lol
And we shall call her *kitten* Chest....motorboating those ...would you drown?
Did we all go to the same places on this one? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Can I join the booty club?0
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Where have you been all my life?
Playing hide and seek....Have you not been looking for me? :huh:
Did you not see me searching high and low? (in between martini breaks, anyway)
Do you know that I have never had a martini? Am I missing anything?0 -
Did you send in your application, 8.5X11s, and initiation fee?0
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Can I join the booty club?
Will you back it on up in here Baby?0 -
Can I just say that those boobs are as big as my butt cheeks?
I just thought that same thing. Is that an *kitten* onher chest???? lol
And we shall call her *kitten* Chest....motorboating those ...would you drown?
Did we all go to the same places on this one? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
All i know is dont you think we might get stuck in those? They dont even look like the give anyDo I have to mommyyyy? haha
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Anyone have SAR training, just in case?0
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Can I join the booty club?
Can I be your vice president? If there's Booby Fridays.. Why isn't there like a Booty Wednesday?0 -
Can I just say that those boobs are as big as my butt cheeks?
I just thought that same thing. Is that an *kitten* onher chest???? lol
And we shall call her *kitten* Chest....motorboating those ...would you drown?
Did we all go to the same places on this one? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
All i know is dont you think we might get stuck in those? They dont even look like the give anyDo I have to mommyyyy? haha
Get stuck in them….Is that the funnies image of the day?? Haha!! HEEEEEELPP, I've moterboated and cant get out!!!0 -
Have I ever disclosed my best ASSet?0
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Can I just say that those boobs are as big as my butt cheeks?
I just thought that same thing. Is that an *kitten* onher chest???? lol
And we shall call her *kitten* Chest....motorboating those ...would you drown?
Did we all go to the same places on this one? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
All i know is dont you think we might get stuck in those? They dont even look like the give anyDo I have to mommyyyy? haha
Get stuck in them….Is that the funnies image of the day?? Haha!! HEEEEEELPP, I've moterboated and cant get out!!!
Can I just say that made me laugh and have a very sad mental pic? :P0 -
Have I ever disclosed my best ASSet?
Can we see it ?0 -
Can I join the booty club?
Don't ya know there is always room for more?0 -
Was I seeing things or did the Gorilla pop his head in for a moment?0
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Oh Snap! Did Pirate just jump on the Pity Party train? :huh:
Has the confusion been cleared or is my phatcat gonna be upset with me all day?
Can we say all clear?0 -
Have I ever disclosed my best ASSet?
Will you now?0 -
Kat, why could every day not be booty day (not that I'm particularly an a$$man either...)?0
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Kat, why could every day not be booty day (not that I'm particularly an a$$man either...)?
Well what type of man are you then, exactly? :huh:0 -
Can I make it up to you since I'm heading into the office?0
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Can a guy not have his secrets and mysteries?0
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All this booty talk and I want lay out spankings....is that ok? lol0
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All this booty talk and I want lay out spankings....is that ok? lol
only if you're first okay?0 -
Oh Snap! Did Pirate just jump on the Pity Party train? :huh:
Has the confusion been cleared or is my phatcat gonna be upset with me all day?
Can we say all clear?
Thank goodness!! Do you know I couldn't bear the thought of you thinking of me talking to anyone that way?
However, I could kick Jer's butt for setting me up like that!! :grumble:0 -
whoa whoa WHAT? I set you up? And now you want to kick me for it?
Could you at least tie me up first?0 -
Oh Snap! Did Pirate just jump on the Pity Party train? :huh:
Has the confusion been cleared or is my phatcat gonna be upset with me all day?
Can we say all clear?
Thank goodness!! Do you know I couldn't bear the thought of you thinking of me talking to anyone that way?
However, I could kick Jer's butt for setting me up like that!! :grumble:
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Shelia, do you not know no one would think of you as anything other than the sweetest thing ever?0
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All this booty talk and I want lay out spankings....is that ok? lol
only if you're first okay?
isnt it best to just get it over with anyways?0 -
Can a guy not have his secrets and mysteries?
Why are you keeping secrets from us? :frown:0 -
Would it suffice to tell you that above even denim-clad bottoms, I am a fan of shoulders, backs, and calves?0
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All this booty talk and I want lay out spankings....is that ok? lol
only if you're first okay?
isnt it best to just get it over with anyways?
I give you yours and you deal out the rest...I'll go for my lucheon walk/run and bring us back hot chocolate....Deal?0
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