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chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Can I just say that those boobs are as big as my butt cheeks? :)

    I just thought that same thing. Is that an *kitten* onher chest???? lol

    And we shall call her *kitten* Chest....motorboating those ...would you drown?

    Did we all go to the same places on this one? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can I join the booty club?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Where have you been all my life?


    Playing hide and seek....Have you not been looking for me? :huh:

    Did you not see me searching high and low? (in between martini breaks, anyway)

    Do you know that I have never had a martini? Am I missing anything?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Did you send in your application, 8.5X11s, and initiation fee?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Can I join the booty club?

    Will you back it on up in here Baby?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Can I just say that those boobs are as big as my butt cheeks? :)

    I just thought that same thing. Is that an *kitten* onher chest???? lol

    And we shall call her *kitten* Chest....motorboating those ...would you drown?

    Did we all go to the same places on this one? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    All i know is dont you think we might get stuck in those? They dont even look like the give any :( Do I have to mommyyyy? haha
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Anyone have SAR training, just in case?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Can I join the booty club?

    Can I be your vice president? If there's Booby Fridays.. Why isn't there like a Booty Wednesday?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Can I just say that those boobs are as big as my butt cheeks? :)

    I just thought that same thing. Is that an *kitten* onher chest???? lol

    And we shall call her *kitten* Chest....motorboating those ...would you drown?

    Did we all go to the same places on this one? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    All i know is dont you think we might get stuck in those? They dont even look like the give any :( Do I have to mommyyyy? haha

    Get stuck in them….Is that the funnies image of the day?? Haha!! HEEEEEELPP, I've moterboated and cant get out!!!
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Have I ever disclosed my best ASSet?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Can I just say that those boobs are as big as my butt cheeks? :)

    I just thought that same thing. Is that an *kitten* onher chest???? lol

    And we shall call her *kitten* Chest....motorboating those ...would you drown?

    Did we all go to the same places on this one? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    All i know is dont you think we might get stuck in those? They dont even look like the give any :( Do I have to mommyyyy? haha

    Get stuck in them….Is that the funnies image of the day?? Haha!! HEEEEEELPP, I've moterboated and cant get out!!!


    Can I just say that made me laugh and have a very sad mental pic? :P
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    Have I ever disclosed my best ASSet?

    Can we see it ?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Can I join the booty club?

    Don't ya know there is always room for more?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Was I seeing things or did the Gorilla pop his head in for a moment?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Oh Snap! Did Pirate just jump on the Pity Party train? :huh:

    Has the confusion been cleared or is my phatcat gonna be upset with me all day?

    Can we say all clear?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Have I ever disclosed my best ASSet?

    Will you now?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Kat, why could every day not be booty day (not that I'm particularly an a$$man either...)?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Kat, why could every day not be booty day (not that I'm particularly an a$$man either...)?

    Well what type of man are you then, exactly? :huh:
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Can I make it up to you since I'm heading into the office?
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Can a guy not have his secrets and mysteries?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    All this booty talk and I want lay out spankings....is that ok? lol
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    All this booty talk and I want lay out spankings....is that ok? lol

    only if you're first okay?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Oh Snap! Did Pirate just jump on the Pity Party train? :huh:

    Has the confusion been cleared or is my phatcat gonna be upset with me all day?

    Can we say all clear?

    Thank goodness!! Do you know I couldn't bear the thought of you thinking of me talking to anyone that way?

    However, I could kick Jer's butt for setting me up like that!! :grumble:
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    whoa whoa WHAT? I set you up? And now you want to kick me for it?





    Could you at least tie me up first?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Oh Snap! Did Pirate just jump on the Pity Party train? :huh:

    Has the confusion been cleared or is my phatcat gonna be upset with me all day?

    Can we say all clear?

    Thank goodness!! Do you know I couldn't bear the thought of you thinking of me talking to anyone that way?

    However, I could kick Jer's butt for setting me up like that!! :grumble:

    hugs?
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    Shelia, do you not know no one would think of you as anything other than the sweetest thing ever?
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    All this booty talk and I want lay out spankings....is that ok? lol

    only if you're first okay?

    isnt it best to just get it over with anyways? :)
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Can a guy not have his secrets and mysteries?

    Why are you keeping secrets from us? :frown:
  • Gremlinz
    Gremlinz Posts: 3,259 Member
    Would it suffice to tell you that above even denim-clad bottoms, I am a fan of shoulders, backs, and calves?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    All this booty talk and I want lay out spankings....is that ok? lol

    only if you're first okay?

    isnt it best to just get it over with anyways? :)

    I give you yours and you deal out the rest...I'll go for my lucheon walk/run and bring us back hot chocolate....Deal?
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