chocolate covered zombie elves (questions only)

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  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    How can you eat and watch these people play naked twister at the same time?

    Don't strip clubs serve Pizza?

    Did you know my local favorite actually has a buffet during lunch?

    Did you know that the club owners DO NOT find it humorous if you ask them if they serve crabs at said buffet? :laugh:


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Can you put that in the form of a question?

    Sheila, do you not know if nothing is spoken it is impossible to be in the form of a question?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    wouldn't YOU rather be UNDER the table to watch the show?
    Hahaha. This reminds me.. Did you know I dated a porn star once? He got paid to take a piss on a glass coffee table.. Who the hell is into that kind of stuff?

    yeah...I'm sure he was a helluva guy...so now..you are under the table right?
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Do you know how entertaining that is? :laugh:
    Is everyone excited that it's "No-Filter TMI Friday" for me? :noway:

    Do I need to calm the hell down before I get myself into trouble? :happy:
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Hahaha. This reminds me.. Did you know I dated a porn star once? He got paid to take a piss on a glass coffee table.. Who the hell is into that kind of stuff?

    yeah...I'm sure he was a helluva guy...so now..you are under the table right?

    He wasn't, but it makes for a good story right?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Regarding Naked Twister; don't the guys always just want to watch?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    wouldn't YOU rather be UNDER the table to watch the show?
    Hahaha. This reminds me.. Did you know I dated a porn star once? He got paid to take a piss on a glass coffee table.. Who the hell is into that kind of stuff?

    yeah...I'm sure he was a helluva guy...so now..you are under the table right?

    The Flat @ss on glass show?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    ...but aren't we going to encourage you to be bad?
    Do you know how entertaining that is? :laugh:
    Is everyone excited that it's "No-Filter TMI Friday" for me? :noway:

    Do I need to calm the hell down before I get myself into trouble? :happy:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Have you never seen it done right?
    wouldn't YOU rather be UNDER the table to watch the show?
    Hahaha. This reminds me.. Did you know I dated a porn star once? He got paid to take a piss on a glass coffee table.. Who the hell is into that kind of stuff?

    yeah...I'm sure he was a helluva guy...so now..you are under the table right?

    The Flat @ss on glass show?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Did someone get drank under the table?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    2geekjakeglass.jpg
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    Have you never seen it done right?

    And who is familiar with the many variations of this?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Do you want to go play under the table?
    Did someone get drank under the table?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Regarding Naked Twister; don't the guys always just want to watch?

    Who else agrees that more than 3 guys and it's awkward?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Don't I HEART you so hard right now?
    2geekjakeglass.jpg
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    *whistles nonchalantly*
    Have you never seen it done right?

    And who is familiar with the many variations of this?
  • Determinednoob
    Determinednoob Posts: 2,001 Member
    Do you want to go play under the table?
    Did someone get drank under the table?

    Can someone clean it off first?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Gets a little crowded real quick, huh? But how fun to watch a battle for Alpha male?
    Regarding Naked Twister; don't the guys always just want to watch?

    Who else agrees that more than 3 guys and it's awkward?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Do we even want to know what's on it?
    Do you want to go play under the table?
    Did someone get drank under the table?

    Can someone clean it off first?
  • magj0y
    magj0y Posts: 1,911 Member
    Has anyone else here heard the song 'p*ssy control" by Prince? ooooh damn is it funny!

    Can we play that song while the game is in play?
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Do I love getting PM's or what? :wink:
    *going to read it now... BRB*

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