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    Would you beleive I start slow and then get faster until I drive you all the way home?

    OH my!! Doesnt that sound divine?
  • Posts: 1,239 Member
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    Would you beleive I start slow and then get faster until I drive you all the way home?

    How could a woman refuse a ride like that?
  • Posts: 10,018 Member
    Good morning!! How's the weather where you are?
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    Would you know what I meant if I said as cold as a witches tit in a brass bra?? And waking up with no electric this morning was just lovely. Only here would some jacka$$ blow up his camper and start a transformer on fire and knock power out to two schools and hundreds of houses!!! Sorry, but it is time for these people to just go home!!!

    Anyway....How the heck are you? :)
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    Girl, it was a crazy day today. I had to pick up my son from school because he was feeling sick. Then took my brother to therapy which got rescheduled without him being notified.

    AND Tom is kicking my butt...Can you imagine how tired I am right now?
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    You know you're gonna need both hands right?

    May I just pop in for a second to leave a message for Pirate?

    Will these hands work? x waves her hands x
  • Posts: 1,239 Member
    Shouldn't I be happy that today is the last day of the work week???? ugh! Just be over already!
  • Posts: 10,018 Member
    Did you know today is my last day for this week as well? Unfortunately, I have a finance meeting this afternoon, BUT I'm not coming back till WEDNESDAY!!!
  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    Well it's Wednesday....What do you have to say for yourself?
  • Posts: 2,926 Member
    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
  • Posts: 10,018 Member
    Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
    A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
    If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
    Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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    DId he eat them?
  • Posts: 7,843 Member
    What if C-A-T really spelled dog?

    If you extend an assymptotic line outward, does it really prove that univereses can exist in infinitesmally small dimensions of space and time thus changing the laws of physics in a quantum universe?
  • Posts: 10,018 Member
    DId he eat them?

    What do you think?
  • Posts: 10,018 Member
    What if C-A-T really spelled dog?

    If you extend an assymptotic line outward, does it really prove that univereses can exist in infinitesmally small dimensions of space and time thus changing the laws of physics in a quantum universe?

    Hmm, that poses a very good question. May I get back to you on this one?
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    What if C-A-T really spelled dog?

    If you extend an assymptotic line outward, does it really prove that univereses can exist in infinitesmally small dimensions of space and time thus changing the laws of physics in a quantum universe?

    Did you eat a world book for lunch or what?
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    Did you eat a world book for lunch or what?

    Wouldn't it be more like a physics (science) book? LOL


    How goes it Chelle Bell?
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    Why do I worry more about brushing my teeth right before an eye appt than I do a dentist appt?

    Not to darn bad. Cant complain...I try to, but it never changes anything. How are you?
  • Posts: 4,677 Member
    Why is this thread called chocolate covered zombie elves?
  • Posts: 10,018 Member
    Why do I worry more about brushing my teeth right before an eye appt than I do a dentist appt?

    Not to darn bad. Cant complain...I try to, but it never changes anything. How are you?

    LOL!! Because you don't want your breathe to smell while he is all up in your face? The dentist probably doesn't mind and I promise has seen worse....

    I'm doing pretty good. Did I mention I was on a sugar challenge and we are going to do it again beginning the 15? I won't go crazy this weekend, but don'tcha know I'm having me some chocolate!!!
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    Why is this thread called chocolate covered zombie elves?

    Would you believe me if I told you that the story goes way back? This thread was orginally started by someone else (he pops in every now and then still), but the participants got a little crazy with the conversation and the thread was locked. In the mist the conversation (in the old thread) was a discussion about zombies....it went from there. So the new thread began under CCZE!
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    Did you eat a world book for lunch or what?

    Would you beleive that these thoughts float around in my head? And that I understand a good 90-95% of the technical jargon on the big bang theory?

    Would you further beleive that I once dated a girl who was a statistician? It didn't work out though....she bored me 73.27% of the time.

    Do you think that I am a classical under-acheiver given this mind?
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    What do you do for a living?
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    LOL!! Because you don't want your breathe to smell while he is all up in your face? The dentist probably doesn't mind and I promise has seen worse....

    I'm doing pretty good. Did I mention I was on a sugar challenge and we are going to do it again beginning the 15? I won't go crazy this weekend, but don'tcha know I'm having me some chocolate!!!

    Sugar challenge?
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    Would you beleive that these thoughts float around in my head? And that I understand a good 90-95% of the technical jargon on the big bang theory?

    Would you further beleive that I once dated a girl who was a statistician? It didn't work out though....she bored me 73.27% of the time.

    Do you think that I am a classical under-acheiver given this mind?

    Do you know that you make me giggle 99.97% of the time?

    BAZINGA!!!
  • Posts: 10,018 Member
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    Do you know that you make me giggle 99.97% of the time?

    BAZINGA!!!

    OH man! Did you just beat me to that answer !00%? :laugh:
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    Speaking of Zombies again...Do you know that I am reading a bunch of surviving the “zombie” apocalypse things? Some of it is way out there, however, I am enjoy the things like how to filter your water to make it drinkable, what to always have in a backpack when you are hiking that could save your life, how to make a shelter and waterproof matches, those kinds of things.

    If we are all on a plane that crashes on a tropical island, who do you want with you? This girl!!
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    What do you do for a living?

    I am a credit analyst for a big underwear company. I track shipments to verify shortages/damages; communicating daily with the carriers, distribution centers, customer service, and credit adjusters. Doesn't that sound like fun?
  • Posts: 1,239 Member
    So you track peoples underware? :laugh:
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    Sugar challenge?

    OH my goodness!! I thought I told you. I also assumed you were friends with Pom and Krystal (butt kicking myself) who were the ladies who faciltated it. Will you forgive me for not sharing?

    Also, would you like me to send you the details?
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