CHUCK NORRISMS.....

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  • gchutson
    gchutson Posts: 657
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    Chuck's favorite color is violet because it sounds like violence.

    And this one:

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    People always post this, but where's Bruce these days?

    Chuck ate him. And then was hungry 30 minutes later. (Get it. Chinese food joke. No? Nothing? Damn.)
  • wood2415
    wood2415 Posts: 53 Member
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    Chuck Norris and Superman once fought...the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his clothes.
  • wood2415
    wood2415 Posts: 53 Member
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    Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
  • wood2415
    wood2415 Posts: 53 Member
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    When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night...he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
  • ster81
    ster81 Posts: 249
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    Chuck Norris went to McDonald's to order a whopper... And got it...
  • cally69
    cally69 Posts: 182 Member
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    Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas....
  • NYChick84
    NYChick84 Posts: 331 Member
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    Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag, he potato sacks!!!

    This one is Chuck approved.

    haha!
  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    Chuck once lost a fight with Bruce Lee because he had no beard.
    Years later, Chuck grew his beard, traveled back in time.
    Have you seen Bruce Lee?
  • laurenkoszola
    laurenkoszola Posts: 101 Member
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    When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, there is no reflection because there can be only one Chuck Norris!

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