CDC and the Walking Dead Conspiracy

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Bronx_Montgomery
Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,287 Member
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The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention in Atlanta recently went out of its way to assure the public that there is no ongoing zombie apocalypse. The Walking Dead is a show about people trying to survive the Zombie Apocalypse in Atlanta. Coincidence? I think not!!
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  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
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    Zombies! i need to get my cardio intake up even higher! lol
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    They're actually trying to convince people there aren't zombies??


    There are totally zombies.


    FINALLY! I've been waiting for this moment..for all my life...
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
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    It's bath salts that turn you into zombies.
  • 2143661
    2143661 Posts: 566 Member
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    YAY now I get to shoot all the people I never liked!
  • jessicae1aine
    jessicae1aine Posts: 885
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    They're actually trying to convince people there aren't zombies??


    There are totally zombies.


    FINALLY! I've been waiting for this moment..for all my life...

    My thoughts exactly.
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
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    Everyone's always, "Zombies this, zombies that". I'll tell you something. First, they have to catch me. Then, bite me. If they manage that, know what?

    They will turn into humans, that's what.

    Fear me, Zombies.
  • Bobby_Clerici
    Bobby_Clerici Posts: 1,828 Member
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    We have become such a nation of dolts...:laugh:
    If I were God, I'd send another huge flood....
  • JThomas61
    JThomas61 Posts: 892
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    They're actually trying to convince people there aren't zombies??


    There are totally zombies.


    FINALLY! I've been waiting for this moment..for all my life...


    Got the cardio down, let the double tappin commence!
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
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    We have become such a nation of dolts...:laugh:
    If I were God, I'd send another huge flood....

    That was stupid! try again!
  • LifeOnMars_
    LifeOnMars_ Posts: 755 Member
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    LOL good lord.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,287 Member
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    We have become such a nation of dolts...:laugh:
    If I were God, I'd send another huge flood....

    Found our first victim to the apocalypse! :devil:
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
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    Egads! Good ol' ATL is a little too close to my sweet home Alabama for comfort! Keep your zombies and your quarantines and the like CDC! *Puts in cardio overtime*

    They aint' gonna eat me! No siree bob!
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    They're actually trying to convince people there aren't zombies??


    There are totally zombies.


    FINALLY! I've been waiting for this moment..for all my life...

    You and me both lol
  • benich3043
    benich3043 Posts: 252 Member
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    I could've sworn the CDC was blown up in season one. How are they still sending messages?
  • ElleOQuent
    ElleOQuent Posts: 431 Member
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    I've been preparing for a whole year.

    COME AT ME. BRO.
  • Sgriffin2382
    Sgriffin2382 Posts: 360 Member
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    I could've sworn the CDC was blown up in season one. How are they still sending messages?

    Touche!
  • RocketsGirl
    RocketsGirl Posts: 346 Member
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    This made me laugh my *kitten* off! Hahahaha
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
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    "hey tech why did you start running"

    "health and stuff. yeah. that's why"

    *checks air in the bikes*
    *checks bag of supplies*

    yeah. i'm good.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,287 Member
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    Zombie Apocalypse happens and im making a B-Line to Chuck Norris' house

    a.aaa-the-great-chuk-norris.jpg
  • lauralizzy829
    lauralizzy829 Posts: 215 Member
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    Zombieland Rule #1: Cardio

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