CDC and the Walking Dead Conspiracy

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  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
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    They're actually trying to convince people there aren't zombies??


    There are totally zombies.


    FINALLY! I've been waiting for this moment..for all my life...


    There are no zombies. The vampires told me so.
  • jessababy22
    jessababy22 Posts: 68
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    this definitely made my day!
  • denise4230
    denise4230 Posts: 82 Member
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    Zombieland Rule #1: Cardio

    Hell ya! my friend has a running app for her I-phone with zombies, lol.
  • steph124ny
    steph124ny Posts: 238 Member
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    BAHAHAHA!!!! When does the next season start? Anyone know?
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    They're actually trying to convince people there aren't zombies??


    There are totally zombies.


    FINALLY! I've been waiting for this moment..for all my life...


    There are no zombies. The vampires told me so.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
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    So my training has begun. Which is more important? Getting used to running long distance or speed?
  • 2143661
    2143661 Posts: 566 Member
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    BAHAHAHA!!!! When does the next season start? Anyone know?

    I think october
  • twistofcain
    twistofcain Posts: 190
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    I have already notified my friends that if they start to stagger and walk slow, they are getting a Barry Colt Python to the face....can't take any chances.
  • DreadRunner
    DreadRunner Posts: 19
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    Zombieland Rule #1: Cardio

    Hell ya! my friend has a running app for her I-phone with zombies, lol.

    Name of the app please. I would love this! The Zombie Survival Guide says to make sure that you have a bike handy. Everyone better start riding.
  • Twisted_Wrister
    Twisted_Wrister Posts: 762 Member
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    So my training has begun. Which is more important? Getting used to running long distance or speed?

    You may need both. Long distance if there are too many to handle & speed to create distance from a small group, (which will lead to your next bit of training - marksmanship and close quarter combat with handheld weapons) :bigsmile:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    We have become such a nation of dolts...:laugh:
    If I were God, I'd send another huge flood....

    That was stupid! try again!

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • bltrexler
    bltrexler Posts: 180 Member
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    I heard the CDC release that statement since the recent new reports of cannabolism (atleast the latest one down in FL with the homeless guys high on bath salts)

    Either way pretty hysterical :laugh:
  • gina1971
    gina1971 Posts: 71 Member
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    Name of the app please. I would love this! The Zombie Survival Guide says to make sure that you have a bike handy. Everyone better start riding.

    Zombies, Run! by Six to Start
  • SPNLuver83
    SPNLuver83 Posts: 2,050 Member
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    Zombie Apocalypse happens and im making a B-Line to Chuck Norris' house

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    omg i effin LOVE this!!!
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
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    We have become such a nation of dolts...:laugh:
    If I were God, I'd send another huge flood....

    Some say the world will end in fire
    some say in ice
    from what I've tasted of desire
    I hold with those who favor fire
    but if it had to perish twice
    I think I know enough of hate
    to say that for destruction, ice is also great and would suffice


    No more floods. Rainbow...remember??? Duh.
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
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    Bring it on. I'm ready.

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    I heard the CDC release that statement since the recent new reports of cannabolism (atleast the latest one down in FL with the homeless guys high on bath salts)

    Either way pretty hysterical :laugh:

    I live in Atlanta. When they first started filming that show, the CDC released a guide for surviving the zombie apocalypse as a joke. When the bath salts thing started, they had to release a subsequent statement to avoid conspiracy.
  • DreadRunner
    DreadRunner Posts: 19
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    Name of the app please. I would love this! The Zombie Survival Guide says to make sure that you have a bike handy. Everyone better start riding.

    Zombies, Run! by Six to Start

    Lovely. Thank you.
  • iLoveMyPitbull1225
    iLoveMyPitbull1225 Posts: 1,690 Member
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    IDC what the CDC says, my family will absolutely be armed and ready for the zombie apocolypse
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    Hey I live in Miami , Fl... you know the guy that got his face eaten is still alive. Also there where like 2 more cases 1 were a guy tried to bite the hand off a cop while growling....

    They said its a new form of LSD that heats your bodies internal organs which is why they strip off their clothes....

    All I know is I'm hitting the everglades as my escape route when this zombie thing blows up and cutting up the west coast of florida

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