Am I a bad parent...
becoming_a_new_me
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...for buying the cheap cardboard toilet paper for my kid and hiding the Charmin Extra Soft in a secret spot so she can't use it.?
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No.
You as the birthing person have earned your right to the smooshy goodness.
The child unit can wait until she can buy her own.
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No.
You as the birthing person have earned your right to the smooshy goodness.
The child unit can wait until she can buy her own.
:smokin:
SEE!?! Again, with the genius. * I bow to you Bikini27*0 -
I hide the toaster strudels from my kids. THEY ARE ALL MINE!0
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Is this a troll post?
(sorry, I had to
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No.
You as the birthing person have earned your right to the smooshy goodness.
The child unit can wait until she can buy her own.
:smokin:
SEE!?! Again, with the genius. * I bow to you Bikini27*
Aww...if I weren't already tomato red due to near heat stroke, I would blush!!
I shall try anyhow.
:blushing:
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If you have to ask, then yes... yes you are.0
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never! mwahaha!! i do the same thing, potty training a toddler does not warrent the good stuff, i'd loose the house!!! my tush on the other hand, i'm working hard to make it look good, it deserves to feel good in the meantime!0
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"The secret spot"...for shame!!!
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Is this a troll post?
(sorry, I had to )
Why no...I am absolutely serious :smokin: (busted) :blushing:0 -
never! mwahaha!! i do the same thing, potty training a toddler does not warrent the good stuff, i'd loose the house!!! my tush on the other hand, i'm working hard to make it look good, it deserves to feel good in the meantime!
My daughter seems to think that making flowers out of toilet paper while doing her business is very fun.0 -
No.
You as the birthing person have earned your right to the smooshy goodness.
The child unit can wait until she can buy her own.
:smokin:
SEE!?! Again, with the genius. * I bow to you Bikini27*
She IS the master of all knowledge0 -
If you have to ask, then yes... yes you are.
My 3 year old will use the hole role wiping his butt. So we kind of keep that away from him but the 9 year old knows how to clean herself. I go at work most the time ( not soft T.P.) I do like it when I get to use the Charmin at home.0 -
never! mwahaha!! i do the same thing, potty training a toddler does not warrent the good stuff, i'd loose the house!!! my tush on the other hand, i'm working hard to make it look good, it deserves to feel good in the meantime!
I assume you often walk in to this?
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people still use toilet paper?
my *kitten* is worth the charmin bum wipes.
so clean you could eat off it.0 -
people still use toilet paper?
my *kitten* is worth the charmin bum wipes.
so clean you could eat off it.
It's all lotiony....lol0 -
As long as you don't have them using dried corn cobs and sand paper.0
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As long as you don't have them using dried corn cobs and sand paper.
If she keeps making TP roses, it may come to that...either that or "go find some leaves honey"0 -
I hide the toaster strudels from my kids. THEY ARE ALL MINE!
ROFL... this is too funny. How do you manage that? I thought kids could sniff stuff like that out?0 -
If you have to ask, then yes... yes you are.
^ THIS0 -
Yes, but don't feel too bad most parents are.0
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You let your kid use TP? What do you do with all your junk mail?0
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No! They use like a roll per visit!
But how do you not get caught? Do they not invade your bathroom time!? I don't think I've gone alone since 2001.0 -
As long as you don't have them using dried corn cobs and sand paper.
Cheap toilet paper might as well be sandpaper! So the answer is yes0 -
After the 2012 apocalypse there will be no toilet paper, so you can just gradually phase it out all all together. You're only preparing them for the future, and THAT is the mark of a good parent.0
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When I was little, we lived in the mountains and had no electricity or running water... or toilet paper.
We peed and pooped outside and, well, rocks and leaves did the cleanup.
(I hope no one was eating when they read that)0 -
When I was little, we lived in the mountains and had no electricity or running water... or toilet paper.
We peed and pooped outside and, well, rocks and leaves did the cleanup.
(I hope no one was eating when they read that)
I guess I'll save that salad for later. Bonus is that I have cookies now cause I tossed them. :laugh: :laugh:0 -
No! They use like a roll per visit!
But how do you not get caught? Do they not invade your bathroom time!? I don't think I've gone alone since 2001.
She is now grossed out by naked mommy parts (she's 12), so I get all the alone time I want. I hide them with the tampons...she hasn't started her period yet, but has a stash of pads...she won't even open the tampon cupboard...too gross0 -
kids waste toilet paper. my kids use the regular scott, i use the soft scott.0
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After the 2012 apocalypse there will be no toilet paper, so you can just gradually phase it out all all together. You're only preparing them for the future, and THAT is the mark of a good parent.
You see!? I am a good mommy!!0 -
We all wreck our kids in our own special ways. You are just wreaking your havoc on their bottoms...better than their little psyches. :flowerforyou:0
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