I just squirted everywhere!

EmCarroll1990
EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
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Now, my face is all sticky, my hands, keyboard, and desk. Geeze, it's never happened like this before!

Time to go clean up.






Stupid grapefruit.
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  • beccas27
    beccas27 Posts: 200 Member
    Oh just lick it up!.. That would be my option :wink:
  • 2143661
    2143661 Posts: 566 Member
    these are the only threads i actually enjoy.
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    Em.
    Your grapefruit.
    It's juicy, with just the right amount of tang.
    And squirts when I bite into it.

    Thank you for sharing your grapefruit. :heart:
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    Those things are so messy! But so delicious and juicy at the same time! I always lick the juices off my fingers when I eat em :wink:
  • PittShkr
    PittShkr Posts: 1,000 Member
    Honestly.... I have nothing except!

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    That made my ****ing friday!
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    Pix or it didn't happen!
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    Here, let me hold your grapefruits while you "clean up"
  • Steve_Runs
    Steve_Runs Posts: 443 Member
    Squirters are an adventure indeed!
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    Ohhhh...grapefruit juice! :laugh:

    Get your minds out of the gutter!!!
  • Kayla4U
    Kayla4U Posts: 73
    Oh just lick it up!.. That would be my option :wink:

    I second that !
  • adet983
    adet983 Posts: 138
    ohh i thought you were talking about *kitten*
  • _binary_jester_
    _binary_jester_ Posts: 2,132 Member
    My girlfriend HATES when it goes in her eye.
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
    Are you sure you didn't just pee everywhere?
  • cryan1980
    cryan1980 Posts: 37
    :laugh:
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    My girlfriend HATES when it goes in her eye.

    Right? It stings, dude.
  • PlunderBunneh
    PlunderBunneh Posts: 1,705 Member
    Another grapefruit squirting thread? Hasn't this been done enough?
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    Another grapefruit squirting thread? Hasn't this been done enough?

    Aw... Someone's a sourpuss.
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    Another grapefruit squirting thread? Hasn't this been done enough?

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  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Another grapefruit squirting thread? Hasn't this been done enough?

    Aw... Someone's a sourpuss.

    She must not get enough grapefruit.
  • yoovie
    yoovie Posts: 17,121 Member
    hahahaha i adore you. did that with an orange this morning.
  • PlunderBunneh
    PlunderBunneh Posts: 1,705 Member
    Another grapefruit squirting thread? Hasn't this been done enough?

    Aw... Someone's a sourpuss.

    Nah, I just like to see a little more creativity when it comes to blatantly suggestive threads.
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    HA HA HA HA HA CAN WE TALK ABOUT FISH TACOS NEXT HA HA HA HA HA
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    That happens to me allllllllll the time
  • BROscience_PHD
    BROscience_PHD Posts: 215 Member
    Another grapefruit squirting thread? Hasn't this been done enough?

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    LMAO.. I love these threads
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    Another grapefruit squirting thread? Hasn't this been done enough?

    Aw... Someone's a sourpuss.

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  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I have a supremely long tongue.

    It comes in handy at times like this.
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    Another grapefruit squirting thread? Hasn't this been done enough?

    Aw... Someone's a sourpuss.

    Nah, I just like to see a little more creativity when it comes to blatantly suggestive threads.

    Okay, I'll be waiting for your amazingly creative thread...
  • MelissR75
    MelissR75 Posts: 735 Member
    My girlfriend HATES when it goes in her eye.
  • mhankosk
    mhankosk Posts: 532 Member
    You are my favorite ♥
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    Spring a leak, you just gotta plug the hole...
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