I just squirted everywhere!

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  • Fabnover40Kat
    Fabnover40Kat Posts: 300 Member
    Just dont drink coffee afterwards it makes it taste horrible!
  • cdngirl71
    cdngirl71 Posts: 2,641 Member
    Ohhhh...grapefruit juice! :laugh:

    Get your minds out of the gutter!!!

    So hard when you mind is always in the gutter!! :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • MelissR75
    MelissR75 Posts: 735 Member
    My girlfriend HATES when it goes in her eye.
    Me too! It stings and makes your eye sticky
  • maverick_76
    maverick_76 Posts: 7
    First time I have seen something like this.....I won't lie I thought it was something else. Guess my mind was in the gutter.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    Those things are so messy! But so delicious and juicy at the same time! I always lick the juices off my fingers when I eat em :wink:

    Best answer ever!!!!
  • rbear713
    rbear713 Posts: 220 Member
    hahahaha i adore you. did that with an orange this morning.

    tryin to figure out how to turn myself into "an orange this morning"
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
    I need a chin-rest to lick up the grapefruit...taint anybody got one?
  • Notorious_T
    Notorious_T Posts: 384
    the mental pic I just got from this thread is awesome!!! thanks :tongue:
  • Namaste1983
    Namaste1983 Posts: 603 Member
    YOU KNOW, I SAW THIS IN A FILM ONCE. IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE HER I HOPE YOU CAN CLEAN THE SCREEN OFF QUICKLY. SHE MADE ME WANT TO HELP CLEAN UP THE MESS IT WAS THAT JUICY.

    WAIT WHA????
  • sportsforfun
    sportsforfun Posts: 353
    Did you get finished with it or was it a pre-squirter?
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    YOU KNOW, I SAW THIS IN A FILM ONCE. IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE HER I HOPE YOU CAN CLEAN THE SCREEN OFF QUICKLY. SHE MADE ME WANT TO HELP CLEAN UP THE MESS IT WAS THAT JUICY.

    WAIT WHA????
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT, THERE'S NO NEED FOR SHOUTING WHEN SOMEONE SQUIRTS!
    lol
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    YOU KNOW, I SAW THIS IN A FILM ONCE. IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE HER I HOPE YOU CAN CLEAN THE SCREEN OFF QUICKLY. SHE MADE ME WANT TO HELP CLEAN UP THE MESS IT WAS THAT JUICY.

    WAIT WHA????
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT, THERE'S NO NEED FOR SHOUTING WHEN SOMEONE SQUIRTS!
    lol

    SHE'S JUST SO EXCITED!
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    YOU KNOW, I SAW THIS IN A FILM ONCE. IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE HER I HOPE YOU CAN CLEAN THE SCREEN OFF QUICKLY. SHE MADE ME WANT TO HELP CLEAN UP THE MESS IT WAS THAT JUICY.

    WAIT WHA????
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT, THERE'S NO NEED FOR SHOUTING WHEN SOMEONE SQUIRTS!
    lol

    SHE'S JUST SO EXCITED!
    OH MY GOD SO AM I!!
  • Shannon2714
    Shannon2714 Posts: 843 Member
    Nothing will fix that except getting naked under my desk...wait, I mean under the shower...yeah, that's what I meant...
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Are you sure you didn't just pee everywhere?

    heh
  • stephenglover
    stephenglover Posts: 87 Member
    Ok, so now the wife gets grapefruit when I get home, thanks for lightning up my Friday!!
  • muchadoaboutme2000
    muchadoaboutme2000 Posts: 86 Member
    I try not to eat it in bed. It can totally ruin the sheets and the memory foam. I've learned it's much easier to clean up from the kitchen floor or even in the bathtub! If I'm feeling super adventurous, I'll eat it outside for everyone to see!
  • callmeBAM
    callmeBAM Posts: 445 Member
    Now, my face is all sticky, my hands, keyboard, and desk. Geeze, it's never happened like this before!

    Time to go clean up.

    Stupid grapefruit.

    So clever. Where do you come up with this material. :huh:
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    lol....ew.ew .ew
  • lizzybethclaire
    lizzybethclaire Posts: 849 Member
    Now, my face is all sticky, my hands, keyboard, and desk. Geeze, it's never happened like this before!

    Time to go clean up.

    Stupid grapefruit.

    So clever. Where do you come up with this material. :huh:

    such a smartass. Where do you come up with your clever comebacks?

    edit: spelling
  • KittieLea
    KittieLea Posts: 1,156 Member
    YOU KNOW, I SAW THIS IN A FILM ONCE. IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE HER I HOPE YOU CAN CLEAN THE SCREEN OFF QUICKLY. SHE MADE ME WANT TO HELP CLEAN UP THE MESS IT WAS THAT JUICY.

    WAIT WHA????
    I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT, THERE'S NO NEED FOR SHOUTING WHEN SOMEONE SQUIRTS!
    lol

    SHE'S JUST SO EXCITED!
    OH MY GOD SO AM I!!
    OH MY LORD NOW Y'ALL HAVE ME ALL HOT AND BOTHERED TOO!!
  • Krushchev
    Krushchev Posts: 178 Member
    Honestly.... I have nothing except!

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    That made my ****ing friday!

    Can has this looped all day? Lulz.
  • Genem30
    Genem30 Posts: 431 Member
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  • ThePursuitOfGlee
    ThePursuitOfGlee Posts: 12
    Another grapefruit squirting thread? Hasn't this been done enough?

    Aw... Someone's a sourpuss.

    She must not get enough grapefruit.

    more lemons huh
  • mattack
    mattack Posts: 137 Member
    I frigging LOVE grapefruit.
  • Anthonydaman
    Anthonydaman Posts: 854 Member
    I knew it was to good to be true
  • superstankazz
    superstankazz Posts: 193
    Another grapefruit squirting thread? Hasn't this been done enough?

    Aw... Someone's a sourpuss.

    Nah, I just like to see a little more creativity when it comes to blatantly suggestive threads.
    AGREED!!!! This thread is super lame^^^
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Another grapefruit squirting thread? Hasn't this been done enough?

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    +1
  • littlelaurie14
    littlelaurie14 Posts: 224 Member
    My girlfriend HATES when it goes in her eye.

    That **** SUCKS
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,358 Member
    Spring a leak, you just gotta plug the hole...

    :laugh:
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