Best thing you heard today

DFWTT
DFWTT Posts: 374
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Is she as bendy as she looks?
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  • recoiljpr
    recoiljpr Posts: 292
    Every time I touch it like this, it hurts.
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    At a gas station, some guy held the door open for me and then....."your boobs are awesome!" I thought maybe I should be offended, but then I was like...nah, I'll take it! :bigsmile:
  • gogojodee
    gogojodee Posts: 1,243 Member
    "That makes you look skinny!" - from my mom in response to a "goal" dress which I'm wearing in my pic! I purchased it 2.5 mos ago and to hear THAT AND it came from my mom made it that more special.
  • IAMDDAY
    IAMDDAY Posts: 771
    At a gas station, some guy held the door open for me and then....."your boobs are awesome!" I thought maybe I should be offended, but then I was like...nah, I'll take it! :bigsmile:

    LOL that is awesome
  • AliciaBeth78
    AliciaBeth78 Posts: 437 Member
    "You can no longer consider yourself a slow runner!" from my boyfriend who walked in the gym while I was in the middle of a 9mph sprint.

    Ok, so it's not as good as the boob comment but I'll definitely take it!!!!
  • TauTheBull
    TauTheBull Posts: 96
    Come on Nelson the cheese cake is out and ready to eat!
  • love4fitnesslove4food_wechange
    love4fitnesslove4food_wechange Posts: 6,897 Member
    bananas take away your appetite. (and this was in reference to banana FLAVORED frozen yogurt).
  • noirnatural
    noirnatural Posts: 310 Member
    One of my graduates came in today and told me he got hired at one of the best hospitals in Atlanta!!! and that he started last Monday!!!!
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    "Are you really gonna sit down here with a dog bowl full of dinner? You're going to sprout a fluffy tail and floppy ears with all that damn salad"

    Thanks. I'm going to be a fat rabbit. Woot!
  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    "Don't worry honey, I'll do the laundry this weekend. You just sleep!" - My amazing husband
  • Music_is_my_soul
    Music_is_my_soul Posts: 792 Member
    oh fvck! thats a hot @ss!!
  • lee3978
    lee3978 Posts: 274
    Some random five year old saw me sitting outside and stopped to say HI. He proceeded to tell me that I looked really great today! lol
  • wodforbacon
    wodforbacon Posts: 40
    "your iphone is not covered to have this type of damage repaired...but since you bought the extended warranty service I will just swap it out for a new one and say it is not repairable"
  • denisey94
    denisey94 Posts: 40 Member
    I was working and I overheard a man say: "I have to wear underwear with swim trunks with mesh briefs because otherwise it rubs against my *kitten*."

    The best thing actually directed at me, was when a telemarketer called me sexy. Although true, it was quite innappropriate, and made me wonder, how did he know?
  • RoseAmongThorns91
    RoseAmongThorns91 Posts: 215 Member
    A friend of my husband's told him that I have the best body, look like a natural woman and she's super jealous of me.

    Just totally made my day!
  • gogojodee
    gogojodee Posts: 1,243 Member
    Some random five year old saw me sitting outside and stopped to say HI. He proceeded to tell me that I looked really great today! lol

    LOL!! Awww! I like the "HI" and "really great" lmao. That is fantastic! :]
  • Anayalata
    Anayalata Posts: 391 Member
    "I love you" - from my girlfriend
  • SweetNaughtyLips
    SweetNaughtyLips Posts: 374 Member
    We were standing in line at the grocery store and behind us was a mom with her 2 year old crying son... My 9 year old daughter says, "That little boy is so cute and annoying at the same time!"

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  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    "Mama, I weally, weally missed you today."
    ~my 3year old daughter
  • DFWTT
    DFWTT Posts: 374
    Some random five year old saw me sitting outside and stopped to say HI. He proceeded to tell me that I looked really great today! lol

    If I were 5 I would say all sorts of awesome things :flowerforyou:

    A friend of my husband's told him that I have the best body, look like a natural woman and she's super jealous of me.

    Just totally made my day!

    Sounds like a good excuse for liquor and twister. :drinker:
  • sharleengc
    sharleengc Posts: 792 Member
    My husband a few minutes ago: "I think I should buy thongs, it would be much cooler than shorts"...In reference to the fact that it is currently 80 degrees in our house and very slowly cooling off...80 is down from 83 in the house earlier...
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    Heard someone describe their girlfriends private area as looking like Troy Polamalu
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    Heard someone describe their girlfriends private area as looking like Troy Polamalu

    :laugh: She may want to get that under control...
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    "Mama, I weally, weally missed you today."
    ~my 3year old daughter
    Nothing greater than the love from a child
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    Heard someone describe their girlfriends private area as looking like Troy Polamalu

    :laugh: She may want to get that under control...
    Or maybe call an exorcist
  • cornfritter22
    cornfritter22 Posts: 230 Member
    "Don't worry honey, I'll do the laundry this weekend. You just sleep!" - My amazing husband

    I think I just had an orgasm.
  • DFWTT
    DFWTT Posts: 374
    Heard someone describe their girlfriends private area as looking like Troy Polamalu


    Used to have an acquaintance we called HP...short for **** pie. seriously. Started on Panama City Beach when she showed up in a bikini after what appeared to be a particularly long trimming hiatus. Don't judge me...it's after 1am.
  • Elleinnz
    Elleinnz Posts: 1,661 Member
    The roar and growl of Sebastien Loeb's rally car :-)
  • neverstray
    neverstray Posts: 3,845 Member
    Random MFP message today

    "All You??Cutie pie then, HANDSOME now!
    Good jeans..ER..I mean, genes.. "
  • alovesopure
    alovesopure Posts: 610
    That I am cute... hmm I think not but thank you :)

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