Best thing you heard today
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My husband a few minutes ago: "I think I should buy thongs, it would be much cooler than shorts"...In reference to the fact that it is currently 80 degrees in our house and very slowly cooling off...80 is down from 83 in the house earlier...0
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Heard someone describe their girlfriends private area as looking like Troy Polamalu0
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Heard someone describe their girlfriends private area as looking like Troy Polamalu
:laugh: She may want to get that under control...0 -
"Mama, I weally, weally missed you today."
~my 3year old daughter0 -
Heard someone describe their girlfriends private area as looking like Troy Polamalu
:laugh: She may want to get that under control...0 -
"Don't worry honey, I'll do the laundry this weekend. You just sleep!" - My amazing husband
I think I just had an orgasm.0 -
Heard someone describe their girlfriends private area as looking like Troy Polamalu
Used to have an acquaintance we called HP...short for **** pie. seriously. Started on Panama City Beach when she showed up in a bikini after what appeared to be a particularly long trimming hiatus. Don't judge me...it's after 1am.0 -
The roar and growl of Sebastien Loeb's rally car :-)0
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Random MFP message today
"All You??Cutie pie then, HANDSOME now!
Good jeans..ER..I mean, genes.. "0 -
That I am cute... hmm I think not but thank you0
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Mummy I love you0
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Heard someone describe their girlfriends private area as looking like Troy Polamalu
Ahahahaha! Seriously busted out when I read this! LMAO! :drinker:0 -
"Moooooooooooooooooooooom!!! It's cheat day!!!!"0
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As I was getting ready to head out my sister stated "you look amazing!!! If you don't get hit on, then the guys are either blind or stupid."0
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"why hasn't anyone duct taped his mouth yet?"0
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"When does the meat stop coming"0
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At a gas station, some guy held the door open for me and then....."your boobs are awesome!" I thought maybe I should be offended, but then I was like...nah, I'll take it! :bigsmile:
My apologies, i want trying to be insensitive, just couldn't help it0 -
my 6 year old son gave me a big hug and said "im going to hug u lots before i get to old to hug you because i love you" aww told him ur never to old for a hug from ur mom0
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Heard someone describe their girlfriends private area as looking like Troy Polamalu
Lmao this is the best thing I've heard.0 -
Silence.
I am awake before my 3 kids and husband. Even the dogs are still sleeping. This means I have the laptop and TV to myslef and I will get out the door for a run without anyone asking me what's for breakfast!0
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