Bad co-worker habits

juscallmeb

The man who wears so much cologne that I can smell him 6 offices away from mine. Thankfully he travels a lot, but you don't even have to see him to know if he is in the office.

omg i have one of those too!
he doesnt travel tho... he roams the office sometimes and the cologne just carries around the aisles and is so potent it gives us headaches! lol

Wonderwoman2677

We have a unisex bathroom and there are only two men in the office.

Since man B started working here recently, there have been puddles (and i mean BIG puddles) of piss in front of the toilet, and the seat is always up....

REALLY... would you like me to get your some targets to aim for??

LMAO I've heard cheerios work for potty training.

ARDuBaie

We have a unisex bathroom and there are only two men in the office.

Since man B started working here recently, there have been puddles (and i mean BIG puddles) of piss in front of the toilet, and the seat is always up....

REALLY... would you like me to get your some targets to aim for??

Put a bowl of cheerios on the back of the toilet with a sign saying, "Use these 'Cheerio ships' to improve you aim". I did this in one place I worked. No one ever found out who did it, but there were no more puddles on the floor or dribbles on the seat.

thingal12

I work in the construction industry, but am a Project Manager in the OFFICE. This IS a male dominated industry, with a very small female to male ratio, HOWEVER, I do NOT need to see all the men in my office constantly adjusting/scratching their manparts!!!!!!!!!!!

I work at a hospital and in finance. whenever a doc comes to talk with me in my office, he almost always touches his manparts!! LOL disgusting! must be the scrubs ?!?!?

sbernardy

How has no one said clipping fingernails?! Dear god. Doucher across the way clips his f*ckin' nails every other day. I don't get it. Do that ish in the privacy of your own home. Or the bathroom at the very least. F*cking disgusting.

^^^^ same here.. really how long does a person's fingernails grow... And who thinks to them self.. Hmm I should bring a clipper's to work so I can just sit at my desk and do verse's at home...

I agree disgusting! :grumble:

juscallmeb

I have Nosy McGee, Stinky Stinkerson, Mrs. Hot Air, and Mr. Full of it....

hahah i like those nicknames LOL

iLoveMyPitbull1225

The man who wears so much cologne that I can smell him 6 offices away from mine. Thankfully he travels a lot, but you don't even have to see him to know if he is in the office.

Oh my...I have this problem at the gym. I'm sitting there busting my *kitten* and sweating and panting and then I get a HUGE WHIFF of F***ing axe or whatever you're wearing. BARF.

MellyGibson

There's a woman here that's rather large and she smells SO BAD that I literally gag when she walks by. One of my other friends is at least as big as she is, but she doesn't smell at all! One time I was in a bathroom stall when Stinky went into the one next to me. I couldn't get that stink out of my nose for at least an hour!

Then there's the *kitten* that talks SO LOUD when he's on the phone.

My work partner, whom I actually do like quite a bit, always uses the phrase, "...and stuff...." as a filler. "We got a request to do a label for Canada....and stuff....but we didn't know..."

jonward85

I've got 2 cube neighbors that work on the same team. They will both dial in to the same conference call...then both put it on speaker. It's like a friggin surround sound. I want to SMACK THEM!

Josette89

Yup, the people that I would have to deal with at work remind me to relax and enjoy my time away from my job. My job is seasonal so I'm taking some time for myself right now. i do work some shifts with a medical agency though I have worked in many hospitals and that is why I am now in the culinary field. No more stress, I basically work alone in the kitchen just doing my own thing. But I know this coming season we will have new people working with us.... I hate having to get used to knew people. Learn their habits and their personalities, and hope that they can do their job right..... it's gonna be an interesting experience.

softballsharie

I work in the construction industry in the office. The construction workers are soooo rude! Comments such as "well hey you've lost weight, your boyfriend might have to watch out, I'll be under your chair biting your ankles soon." and then a wink. First of all... wtf does that even mean?

Can you say EW?

Thank the lord that I graduate nursing school next semester! Get me outta here! -_-

direwolfprincess

I'll be under your chair biting your ankles soon." and then a wink.

lol :laugh:

where the hell do they come up with those lines!

And congrats!!

nray3119

Girl who flirts with everyone that walks in the door and answers questions people ask me before I can even open my mouth.
Truck drivers that do not shower for weeks.
People leaning over me in my space.

For the most part the people I work with are pretty cool.

Easywider

That *kitten* waffle who ventures out into the abandoned air strip of our parking lot to situate himself right beside me.

That redundant clown of a woman who harps her one track mind on the same subject day after day for all to hear.

juliaamilee

The one who competes with me for everything, I am not in any sort of competetion. Who asked me, how much did you pay for that gold bar on your diploma.. I didnt get one.. ummm HELLLOOO... I was nice and said If I'd known I'd graduae with honors I would have went to the graduation. I am just as surprised.

Loud eating slurping crunching all day....

GretchenReine

That *kitten* waffle who ventures out into the abandoned air strip of our parking lot to situate himself right beside me.

That redundant clown of a woman who harps her one track mind on the same subject day after day for all to hear.

*kitten* waffle!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

FunkyGranolaTree

That *kitten* waffle who ventures out into the abandoned air strip of our parking lot to situate himself right beside me.

That redundant clown of a woman who harps her one track mind on the same subject day after day for all to hear.

you get to have waffles at work!?!?!?! I want to work with you!!!

jodyrluv

chomping on ice all day!!!!!!!!!

Easywider

Actually yes we do..There is a cafeteria here with three in house chefs..They serve MTO breakfasts from 6am-10am. Waffles in iron are options!

FunkyGranolaTree

Wracks... Just tell me where and I will be right there!!! I work at a food bank, where we talk about food all day, but it is just a big tease... I LOVE ME SOME WAFFLES!!

Easywider

That's ironic..When a slipup happens and my products don't hit the stores within the time frame they are suppose to...We donate those products to the Foodbank!

You might have come in contact with some of our stuff.

PHATmommy68

cube lady 2 seats behind me, talks so loud with her headset that I can barely hear the person on the other end of my phone call or even myself think, yet we know she can talk quieter because she does on personal calls.

the receptionist who sings.. all day long..humming, singing.. drives me crazy LOL

LOL!!! I have a couple of "hummers" myself! Want so badly to call her "Mary Efing Poppins"

PHATmommy68

There's a woman here that's rather large and she smells SO BAD that I literally gag when she walks by. One of my other friends is at least as big as she is, but she doesn't smell at all! One time I was in a bathroom stall when Stinky went into the one next to me. I couldn't get that stink out of my nose for at least an hour!

Then there's the *kitten* that talks SO LOUD when he's on the phone.

My work partner, whom I actually do like quite a bit, always uses the phrase, "...and stuff...." as a filler. "We got a request to do a label for Canada....and stuff....but we didn't know..."

OOOO, I got a Lawyer whose favorite words are "SOOOOOOO" but she drags out the OHH part of it (hard to describe) and "Ya know"!!!

FunkyGranolaTree

That's ironic..When a slipup happens and my products don't hit the stores within the time frame they are suppose to...We donate those products to the Foodbank!

You might have come in contact with some of our stuff.

that is great!!! We are based in NY but we do bring in product from all over the country! i am glad that you company does the right thing instead of wasting it!

Reedern

How has no one said clipping fingernails?! Dear god. Doucher across the way clips his f*ckin' nails every other day. I don't get it. Do that ish in the privacy of your own home. Or the bathroom at the very least. F*cking disgusting.

This, and the same guy hacks up flem all day like we want to hear it! Sick freak! Did I mention he is toothless as well? He has dentures, but he keeps them in his pocket without a case so when he does pull them out they are full of pocket lint! How did he get a good job like this I wonder???

sundaywishes

Did I mention he is toothless as well? He has dentures, but he keeps them in his pocket without a case so when he does pull them out they are full of pocket lint! How did he get a good job like this I wonder???

Oh my God, I almost spit my Greek yogurt all over my moniter! Pfffttthahahahaha!!!


At my old job I had the morbidly obese woman that reaked so bad of so many stenches (BO, unwashed lady parts, greasy hair, etc) that someone actually put one of those circular air freshener tabs things with the sticky tape on the back underneath her desk. The person in the cube next to her had a plug-in air freshener and one of those adjustable cones. She actually asked him if he brought those in because she stunk! She knew she stunk but just plain old didn't care :sick: . Poor guy, he's so shy and just fumbled with his words saying his wife got them for him because they reminded him of how she smells :laugh:

Of course whenever she used the bathroom she cleared it out....someone would go in to use it 10 minutes after she did and walk right out. Other women of her size would complain about her, too because they didn't understand how they could be her size and be able to wash themselves but she couldn't. (I really hope no one takes this the wrong way, like I am making fun of obese people--I am NOT. Like I said, other women her size would also complain, and for the record, they always smelled lovely )

Also had the one girl that would call in sick at least twice a week, no joke....and then post on FB how she was enjoying her "day off" or "4 day weekend"....but when she did come in she would just complain about her husband, about how her parents love her brother more than her, and about anything else that she thought would make people take pity on her. Honestly, it was better when she didn't come in and we were swamped :laugh:

qtiekiki

Mr. argue daily with his gf on his cell so loud for the whole office to hear.

anacsitham5

The girl that works in the same office as I do, flosses her teeth at her desk after she eats....while she is talking to you. I gag!

jonward85

Lady leaves her cell phone on full volume and NEVER ANWSERS IT. And it's not a soothing ringtone. no it's loud and like BAMP BANN NAN NAN!!!!! OMG!!!! Then she walks back from the cafeteria with 3 diet sodas and 4 bags of chips that she'll eat and drink in like 30 min...then wonders why he asthma is acting up.

OH and she has the stupidest husband ever. NO MELVIN, YOU PUT THE PEANUT BUTTER ON THE BREAD. No Melvin i can't come home and make your sandwitch. No melvin it's in the cupboard.

I feel like im going looney most days.

amysmartin

The cube neighbor who NEVER stops talking... to herself, to me, on the phone, to someone over my head... she'll continue talking after I put in my earphones and have my back turned to her... she's talking right now.

And the really really smelly woman, she is pushing 400 lbs and has openly admitted she has a hard time keeping herself clean. It's a very distinct smell that is just gross.