One thing you thought you'd never say...

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  • CDMAGS
    CDMAGS Posts: 150 Member
    don't you dare bite your brother get your "F'n" *kitten* in your cage .. Go to your room now ...

    Side note my boys are my pups .. hope that clears it up a bit lol


    aww man...i was dying, thanks for clearing that up but it would have been funnier left without the s/n!
  • CDMAGS
    CDMAGS Posts: 150 Member
    You've had enough secs!!!!!

    ( Was trying to get my daughter out the door for school and she yelled down from her room " just a sec."...) Man, that came out bad!!

    Too funny!
  • CDMAGS
    CDMAGS Posts: 150 Member
    My 13 year old son (at the time) discovered himself in my shower. He had just finished showering, I had to rush him out so I could step in. As I step in, I slipped on something a little slimey. I looked down and I yelled, "DOOOOOODDDDDEEEE, I JUST SLIPPED ON MY FREAKING GRANDKIDS!!!!

    The look on his face...hahaha...just a genius moment.

    OMG....Y'all is tripping...this s*** is weak! LOL
  • beccaboo0713
    beccaboo0713 Posts: 74
    My kids are young (1.5 and 3)

    "you can't crack eggs without pants on"

    My son likes to help me cook, he also hates pants. so I say this a lot!
  • AprilRenewed
    AprilRenewed Posts: 691 Member
    "Life's not fair". As much as I hated that one when I was a kid, I think more parents should be saying this to their kids.

    Oh, yes! My dad used to say that, and when I find myself saying it...I shake my head.
  • jenlarz
    jenlarz Posts: 813 Member
    "Don't you look at me like that"
    "Sit down before you fall off and crack your head open"
  • propskat
    propskat Posts: 191 Member
    Oh, there's so many more... !

    "Stick that lip out a little further, a cow will come along and sit on it"
    "Don't make me pull this car over"
    "Not Me and I Don't Know don't live here, so somebody better tell me who did this!!"

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