There's noting like...to really freak you out.

MaraDiaz

There's nothing like finding a hole in the crotch of your workout pants and wondering if it was there the last time you were at the gym to really freak you out.

Your turn, go!

Forgive the title misspelling! Ugh!

RCKT82

Pulling some slices of bread out of the bag that are covered in mold to make a sandwich...and you just made and ate every bit of one the day before!

MaraDiaz

Pulling some slices of bread out of the bag that are covered in mold to make a sandwich...and you just made and ate every bit of one the day before!

Gross! I've done that one. Then there's the ever popular opening a new carton of milk, starting to guzzle it down, and realizing it's so sour it has lumps in it!

HellsKells

Noticing your fly's down and wondering if it's been down the whole time you were giving your presentation during that meeting.....the day you wore bright pink underwear with gray trousers.

Lleldiranne

Taking a big bite out of an apple (or some other fruit) and seeing half a worm in the bitten off part. Eeeww.

Jodibear58

Watching in the rear view mirror someone weaving in and out of traffic and realizing they are drunk....and then they run you off the road! Happened Monday on the way home from the beach!

Talk about freaked out!!!

auzziecawth66

When you wash your hands in the bathroom and somehow manage to get water all over the front of ur pants so it's looks like you peed yourself lol

Fieldsy

farting and having someone you dont know well walk into the room you are in.

05HeatherLouise05

In the Fruit and Veg section of the Supermarket Wondering how i managed to get a Cold, then watching a woman cough and splutter into her hands then go about touching all the Avocados..................Oh.

mamacita721

Finding out that your control freak ex is on his way over after not having to deal with him for years. :sad:

UncleMac

Watching the server casually picking her nose (ugh!) then she goes into the kitchen and come out with your food in too short of a time for her to have washed her hands...

Moviedust

Oh no!

Noticing your fly's down and wondering if it's been down the whole time you were giving your presentation during that meeting.....the day you wore bright pink underwear with gray trousers.

Papillon22

In the Fruit and Veg section of the Supermarket Wondering how i managed to get a Cold, then watching a woman cough and splutter into her hands then go about touching all the Avocados..................Oh.

I once saw a woman sneeze on top of the lettuce and not even flinch...needless to say I left without lettuce, and have since triple washed it :sick:

spikefoot

Putting on a shirt and breaking open a spiders nest hidden inside the sleeve and getting blisters all over your arm from the 100's of bites. It happened to me.

weevil66

Clowns. Nothing like clowns to freak me out. Unless it is a doll in clown clothes. Or a spider. A spider with a cliwn head and dressed in doll clothes. Ugh

weevil66

Oh lord. I think spikefoot has given me nightmares

Medea81

There is nothing like a june bug pinging against the window to give me the creeps... I hate flying bugs...

Allie_71

Working in a pub and opening the patio umbrellas, not noticing all the potato bugs that are falling into your hair as you open it up.

I ran into the street and did the most bizarre looking screaming dance in history.

trophywife24

Putting on a shirt and breaking open a spiders nest hidden inside the sleeve and getting blisters all over your arm from the 100's of bites. It happened to me.

I'm never getting dressed again.

I die.

Tapemymouthshutplease

Walking outside onto the front porch, and having a wasp that is an inch long land on the sleeve of your shirt, and holding the shirt off of your arm while the wasp continues to sting the sleeve, screaming for help and running around like an idiot prompting family members to come running outside to see what is going on. My husband finally flicked the thing off of my shirt, and I managed not to get stung.

MaraDiaz

My bedroom windows have no screen and they tend to gap open over a period of days, so I wake up every week or so to the lovely sound of a very angry wasp buzzing around in my room! What's really sad is that I've kind of gotten used to it. I open the windows and let the stupid thing back out.

Edited for truthfulness: Well, after the initial run screaming and half awake out my door phase.

BondBomb

Putting on a shirt and breaking open a spiders nest hidden inside the sleeve and getting blisters all over your arm from the 100's of bites. It happened to me.

I would die of a heart attack.

BondBomb

There's nothing like going to the bathroom late at night and finding a snake in the toilet. I'm not afraid of snakes but I nearly stroked out from the shock.

juliecat1

Any bug trapped in your car while you're driving. It doesn't matter what kind it is... It suddenly becomes a voracious face eating giant.

anels449

Pulling into the parking lot of your apartment complex and seeing a shirtless old man with one arm missing shuffling along like a zombie. New neighbor? Newly changed zombie? Waited until he walked into an apartment booked it to mine.

bikinibeliever

Nothing like dreaming you are eating a giant bowl of chocolate ice cream and waking up with a spoon hanging out of your butt.




Okay I'm in a silly mood....but it's funny! :laugh:

Bucky83

Not realising there's a furry spider sitting on your rearview mirror while driving....until you go to break, check the rearview mirror and just about have an accident!

Or when you find a rat scuttling from back of fridge to back of entertainment furniture. Got him good with a bit of chocolate/guillotine though!

AllTehBeers

Had a man try to steal 12 oz Corona from my store tonight by putting them in his pants. When he was called out, he ran to the door and we flipped the door lock on him (there's a switch right next to the register that does this). There were other customers in the store and he starts flipping his lid. Jumping and beating on the door trying to get out. Talk about adrenalin rush.

splashangel

Being in a restaurant and feeling something heavy, soft and furry on your foot.Looking down with thoughts of kittens in your mind and seeing a wolf rat perched on top of your foot! Ew, he was big. I tell you what... I come unglued. Owner said they put out poison and that's why he was casually crawling across my foot.
And........
Seagulls. I hate them. They make my skin crawl off me. I had potatoe chips on the beach one time stuck under my chair. A herd of them creepy things flew over me and dropped rocks on me. And it hurt. I,ve had two very strange run ins with them but I better not tell the other story.

SVCat

Morning people...before my coffee has kicked in.

MaraDiaz

Had a man try to steal 12 oz Corona from my store tonight by putting them in his pants. When he was called out, he ran to the door and we flipped the door lock on him (there's a switch right next to the register that does this). There were other customers in the store and he starts flipping his lid. Jumping and beating on the door trying to get out. Talk about adrenalin rush.

:noway: When I worked in convenience stores, we were told get the plate number off the car if you can but in no way try to try to stop someone from leaving the store. I wouldn't work somewhere that told me to lock some crazy thief in there with me!

One time some guy did walk in with no pants on, though. He came in when I was turned around, so I didn't even notice until I'd sold him his beer and he was on his way back out! Too bad he didn't have a nice butt.