Things you should probably never tell a co-worker

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  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    Her: Omg you're so pretty. I'm just ugly and fat.
    Me: You're not THAT ugly.

    She looked at me like I had just murdered her family.

    Well, was she ugly?
  • casperuk
    casperuk Posts: 195 Member
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    As a chef

    "I like to put a little bit of myself into every meal I make. Especially the cream of mushroom soup"
  • Shock_Wave
    Shock_Wave Posts: 1,573 Member
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    Her: Omg you're so pretty. I'm just ugly and fat.
    Me: You're not THAT ugly.

    She looked at me like I had just murdered her family.

    lol:laugh:
  • nikinyx6
    nikinyx6 Posts: 772 Member
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    "You're only alive because I don't want to serve jailtime...go ahead, thank me...."

    YES!!! We must work with the same *kitten*...or at least long distance relatives!

    I think every job has one of those jerks, whether they're related or not....or maybe it's just coz I'm in Customer Service...who knows ;)
  • Notorious_T
    Notorious_T Posts: 384
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    Can you please STFU before I shove something in your mouth?

    Depending on what you'd be shoving, this wouldn't be a bad thing :bigsmile:
  • secretlobster
    secretlobster Posts: 3,566 Member
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    "there's this website called myfitnesspal"

    QFT, these words will never escape my mouth as long as I'm at work!
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
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    fuc*k off.
  • obwize
    obwize Posts: 102
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    Her: Omg you're so pretty. I'm just ugly and fat.
    Me: You're not THAT ugly.

    She looked at me like I had just murdered her family.

    YES!!! Don't want to be insulted? How about you don't insult yourself.
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
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    As a chef

    "I like to put a little bit of myself into every meal I make. Especially the cream of mushroom soup"


    OMG...i just about spit my water on myself. I think all my co-workers think I've lost my mind.
  • _Ivian
    _Ivian Posts: 198
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    I told this to my co-worker a few weeks ago:

    "I wish you'd quit. You don't do anything anyways."

    Needless to say, she gives me the stink eye every time she comes in now :laugh:
  • LindaCWy
    LindaCWy Posts: 463 Member
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    "I'm probably the favorite, and I make more than you..."
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,443 Member
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    "I'd like to f^(k your sister."
  • yo_sushi
    yo_sushi Posts: 77
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    Got asked by a co-worker if I'd like to see her wedding photos. You'd think I pooped in her corn flakes the look on her face when I said, "not really".
  • Jebbster007
    Jebbster007 Posts: 265 Member
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    true story.....my first job ever.....Farrell's Ice Cream Parlour....eons ago.....

    Chefs: know what we like to do at the end of the night before we clean up?
    Me: no, what??
    Chefs: Before we clean the grill at the end of the night, we flip the cockroaches onto it, their little legs burn up first but then they do this really cool little hopping dance....it's really cool...
    <sound of back door opening and vomiting in the bushes>
  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
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    true story.....my first job ever.....Farrell's Ice Cream Parlour....eons ago.....

    Chefs: know what we like to do at the end of the night before we clean up?
    Me: no, what??
    Chefs: Before we clean the grill at the end of the night, we flip the cockroaches onto it, their little legs burn up first but then they do this really cool little hopping dance....it's really cool...
    <sound of back door opening and vomiting in the bushes>

    Cruel!

    Telling them you had a dream about them! Then looking them up and down really slowly before winking and walking away.... Freaks them out! Especially when you do it to ppl of the same sex :)
  • mevalentina
    mevalentina Posts: 362 Member
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    if I laugh randomly, don't worry, the voices in my head are telling me jokes...
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
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    Shut the f*^k up moaning all the f'*^king time, you are a lazy b'^*ch, you do half what the others do, you don't pay attention, you complain, you are self absorbed, no it's not always about you, or your vile ****e of a waste of time kid. You drink too much, everyone notices you shake when you come in after a heavy weekend, you have no idea what it's like to be short of money, because if you did you wouldn't always be buying stuff, going out all the time, smoking and drinking,

    I am so sick of it that I might actually say this..........
  • TheNewo
    TheNewo Posts: 239 Member
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    true story.....my first job ever.....Farrell's Ice Cream Parlour....eons ago.....

    Chefs: know what we like to do at the end of the night before we clean up?
    Me: no, what??
    Chefs: Before we clean the grill at the end of the night, we flip the cockroaches onto it, their little legs burn up first but then they do this really cool little hopping dance....it's really cool...
    <sound of back door opening and vomiting in the bushes>

    that is truly disturbing
  • catherine4211
    catherine4211 Posts: 944 Member
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    "I will stab you"...I said this two weeks into the job...a saying my son picked up from some show.

    I later found out that she, indeed had been stabbed, by her ex hubby who used to batter her. Yeah, FML!

    Of all the people to say this to how on earth could you have picked her???!!! I bet you felt awful :(
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
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    "I have a foot fetish. Would you mind wearing more open-toed shoes?"

    Wait, were you the one that told that to my friend and stared at our feet all the time? I wore granny shoes for a few years after that.

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