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Different ex. But I had one try to have sex with me, telling me his new (and still current) girlfriend would never find out, and at the time I was engaged, and I told him I was engaged, and he yelled at me about how we were married once, so he's more important.... Oh baby! Take me now!!
Hahahaha OH yeah that's totally a great way to get some ex-sex! STOOPID.0 -
Different ex. But I had one try to have sex with me, telling me his new (and still current) girlfriend would never find out, and at the time I was engaged, and I told him I was engaged, and he yelled at me about how we were married once, so he's more important.... Oh baby! Take me now!!
I've heard the "we were married once" thing, too...as if he still has rights to this?! ARGH!!! Um, no!0 -
Different ex. But I had one try to have sex with me, telling me his new (and still current) girlfriend would never find out, and at the time I was engaged, and I told him I was engaged, and he yelled at me about how we were married once, so he's more important.... Oh baby! Take me now!!
I've heard the "we were married once" thing, too...as if he still has rights to this?! ARGH!!! Um, no!
he tried to use that a few times "You'll always be my wife" umm no. We are divorced... I'm now your EX wife.0 -
None of my exes really tried. I gave them no thought that I would anyway..... I make sure to let them know that when I am done, that is it, I am done. I dont go back to the same spoiled meal I threw out a week ago.0
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None tried to get me back, but I had one chick after I broke up with, that tried to stop me from breaking up with her because "How could I break up with someone when their grandmother had just died." I was just like... Woahhh crazy b*tch.0
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If I can't have you NOBODY will. JK, but I have heard people try this one.. Tell her you faked all your Big O's. that one always works..0
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None tried to get me back, but I had one chick after I broke up with, that tried to stop me from breaking up with her because "How could I break up with someone when their grandmother had just died." I was just like... Woahhh crazy b*tch.
Yikes. I hate when they play the life moments against you to get you to stay. Guilt trip you in to it.0 -
None tried to get me back, but I had one chick after I broke up with, that tried to stop me from breaking up with her because "How could I break up with someone when their grandmother had just died." I was just like... Woahhh crazy b*tch.
Yikes. I hate when they play the life moments against you to get you to stay. Guilt trip you in to it.
Right? And really, why would you want someone to stay with you because you guilt tripped them?0 -
Ok amateurs. Time to pull out my heavyweight belt for a minute...
My ex-fiancee.. slurring her words into my voicemail..
"I don't understand. You were willing to be there for me when you thought I had brain cancer. Now you find out I don't and that I was lying...so because I just have mental problems you leave me?? Why would you stand by me for one and not the other?"
*bows* Be sure to tip your waitress.0 -
Ok amateurs. Time to pull out my heavyweight belt for a minute...
My ex-fiancee.. slurring her words into my voicemail..
"I don't understand. You were willing to be there for me when you thought I had brain cancer. Now you find out I don't and that I was lying...so because it's just have mental problems you leave me?? Why would you stand by me for one and not the other?"
*bows* Be sure to tip your waitress.
Damn...0 -
Ok amateurs. Time to pull out my heavyweight belt for a minute...
My ex-fiancee.. slurring her words into my voicemail..
"I don't understand. You were willing to be there for me when you thought I had brain cancer. Now you find out I don't and that I was lying...so because it's just have mental problems you leave me?? Why would you stand by me for one and not the other?"
*bows* Be sure to tip your waitress.
You win.0 -
Sadest is not a word. I'll take an educated guess and assume you meant 'Sadist'.
I will admit that showing up on my ex's doorstep with six feet of twine, a Jesus-shaped *kitten* and nipple clamps that resembled bear traps was not my finest hour.0 -
Ok amateurs. Time to pull out my heavyweight belt for a minute...
My ex-fiancee.. slurring her words into my voicemail..
"I don't understand. You were willing to be there for me when you thought I had brain cancer. Now you find out I don't and that I was lying...so because it's just have mental problems you leave me?? Why would you stand by me for one and not the other?"
*bows* Be sure to tip your waitress.
Winner-Winner-Chicken Dinner!
*Leaves a $10 on the table for his waitress and walks out0 -
Ok amateurs. Time to pull out my heavyweight belt for a minute...
My ex-fiancee.. slurring her words into my voicemail..
"I don't understand. You were willing to be there for me when you thought I had brain cancer. Now you find out I don't and that I was lying...so because it's just have mental problems you leave me?? Why would you stand by me for one and not the other?"
*bows* Be sure to tip your waitress.
Winner.Case closed.
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Sadest is not a word. I'll take an educated guess and assume you meant 'Sadist'.
I will admit that showing up on my ex's doorstep with six feet of twine, a Jesus-shaped *kitten* and nipple clamps that resembled bear traps was not my finest hour.
saddest. Missed a D... and your confusing that with sadist made me laugh0 -
spent 3 minutes trying to think of something funny to say to draw laughs....couldnt come up with anything..have a good day0
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Ok amateurs. Time to pull out my heavyweight belt for a minute...
My ex-fiancee.. slurring her words into my voicemail..
"I don't understand. You were willing to be there for me when you thought I had brain cancer. Now you find out I don't and that I was lying...so because I just have mental problems you leave me?? Why would you stand by me for one and not the other?"
*bows* Be sure to tip your waitress.
And that didn't send you running back into her arms?0 -
Greatest dirty slut.... I see nothing wrong here... just the kind oif woman I am looking for! :bigsmile:My ex called me a woman-eating biotch.
Her friends never stopped calling me.
I'd call too....
My ex bf went back and forth, one day he thinks I am the greatest thing to walk to face of the earth, the next I am a dirty $lut
But luckily I don't have kids with him so I just stopped replying to him or answering his calls lol!0 -
Ok amateurs. Time to pull out my heavyweight belt for a minute...
My ex-fiancee.. slurring her words into my voicemail..
"I don't understand. You were willing to be there for me when you thought I had brain cancer. Now you find out I don't and that I was lying...so because I just have mental problems you leave me?? Why would you stand by me for one and not the other?"
*bows* Be sure to tip your waitress.
Yeah..you win0 -
Ok amateurs. Time to pull out my heavyweight belt for a minute...
My ex-fiancee.. slurring her words into my voicemail..
"I don't understand. You were willing to be there for me when you thought I had brain cancer. Now you find out I don't and that I was lying...so because I just have mental problems you leave me?? Why would you stand by me for one and not the other?"
*bows* Be sure to tip your waitress.
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You said you wouldn't tell anyone. Oh, by the way, I just KNOW you're coming back, so I left the light on for you.Ok amateurs. Time to pull out my heavyweight belt for a minute...
My ex-fiancee.. slurring her words into my voicemail..
"I don't understand. You were willing to be there for me when you thought I had brain cancer. Now you find out I don't and that I was lying...so because I just have mental problems you leave me?? Why would you stand by me for one and not the other?"
*bows* Be sure to tip your waitress.0 -
hahahah! I dated this one guy for a little while when my now-ex and I were on a break. Of course, we got back together and I quit seeing the other guy. The other guy told me that he would rather have me in his life and having me cheating on him than not have me in his life at all. That was a good laugh. I never answered his calls from then on.0
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She said (while crying) "I feel like such a loser"
Me - "yeah, you kind of are a loser"
Don't judge unless you know the back story. Cheating B_ _ _ _0 -
Ok amateurs. Time to pull out my heavyweight belt for a minute...
My ex-fiancee.. slurring her words into my voicemail..
"I don't understand. You were willing to be there for me when you thought I had brain cancer. Now you find out I don't and that I was lying...so because I just have mental problems you leave me?? Why would you stand by me for one and not the other?"
*bows* Be sure to tip your waitress.
How I mentally picture this woman!!
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Showing up drunk at my house telling me he can't drive home cause he is too drunk can he sleep with me lmao... Nope it's the couch for you buddy :noway: :noway:0
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My ex called me a woman-eating biotch.
Her friends never stopped calling me.
I'd call too....
My ex bf went back and forth, one day he thinks I am the greatest thing to walk to face of the earth, the next I am a dirty $lut
But luckily I don't have kids with him so I just stopped replying to him or answering his calls lol!
So lucky. So very lucky. The ONE ex I have (I'm totally cool with my other exes) who is awful happens to be the father of my child so I HAVE to keep in contact with him. Ugh.
I am lucky, my ex husband (kids dad) and I are cool, we each moved on, no hard feelings.0 -
Ok amateurs. Time to pull out my heavyweight belt for a minute...
My ex-fiancee.. slurring her words into my voicemail..
"I don't understand. You were willing to be there for me when you thought I had brain cancer. Now you find out I don't and that I was lying...so because I just have mental problems you leave me?? Why would you stand by me for one and not the other?"
*bows* Be sure to tip your waitress.
Wow....**starts looking for change for a $20***0 -
She said (while crying) "I feel like such a loser"
Me - "yeah, you kind of are a loser"
Don't judge unless you know the back story. Cheating B_ _ _ _
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Friend of mine is going through a divorce. His soon to be ex has done the following (not an all inclusive list, either!):
Alternates between begging him to come back and then telling him how everything is his fault and she's going to take him for everything she can.
Texted him a topless pic of herself - this after she accidentally texted it to her daughter first!
Informed him that they could have an open marriage, including another woman, rather than divorcing.
Informed him that she has a girlfriend now.
Informed him that she got the girls pierced.
"Stole" his car and joyrode around in it all day.
Took possession of his dead mother's ashes and threatened to dump them in the backyard (among other things).
Physically assaulted him (police were called) but went to the police station the next day saying he was the one that assaulted her.
Has made various other threats...almost too many to list!
She spends countless hours stalking him on the internet and has stalked him at his residence.
Really crazy shiz!0 -
my ex (like 4 years since we had broken up) emailed me while I was living in another state with my then b/f, now husband, and told me that my b/f was sleeping with his ex g/f,,,, not sure how he did that from 2500 miles away, but it's whatever, apparently my ex did not realize that we were no longer in the area. and seriously!? 4 years later... it's time to move on.0
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