Annoying statements made about area of residence

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  • CarolineSuzanneSmith
    CarolineSuzanneSmith Posts: 127 Member
    I am from Tennessee and yes, we do have brains, we do wear shoes, and no, I didn't marry my cousin.

    Similar! I'm from Alabama, and yes, we have brains, we wear shoes, I didn't marry my cousin, and I don't have a dirt floor in my house..
  • MeadowSong
    MeadowSong Posts: 171 Member
    "You live in Amarillo? Do ya'll still ride your horses to school?"

    When I was in high school a man from Chicago was traveling through where I worked as a hotel desk clerk in western OK. He was bemoaning the fact that 24 hour movie theaters were practically non-existant. I said we had no need of them--we had lives. He asked what we did. When I mentioned riding my horse, he said, "WOW. You really do keep PET horses here??????" I had to admit that my horse did not actually earn his feed and would probably be well-defined by the word "pet." He said they'd told him that but he didn't believe it. "So," he then asked, "Does Oklahoma City have paved roads?"
  • Phoenix59
    Phoenix59 Posts: 364 Member
    Not one annoying statement about San Diego. It is just just too damned awesome here.

    maybe someone from the albino community could complain about the sunshine? :)

    San Diego has to be the best city in the U.S.

    Sorry, but I also live in San Diego and it's not always sunny here. At this very moment, I'm sitting in my living room looking out the window and it's cloudy. From January til June, there were more cloudy than sunny days. I love San Diego, but it's definitely not the picture postcard everyone envisions.
  • ilike2moveit
    ilike2moveit Posts: 776 Member
    I am from Tennessee and yes, we do have brains, we do wear shoes, and no, I didn't marry my cousin.
    LOL! I thought that was West Virginia? (Just kidding)
  • angieleighbyrd
    angieleighbyrd Posts: 989 Member
    Everyone just assumes I'm poor.


    I'm from Ohio.
  • sshook990
    sshook990 Posts: 284


    Try being from NJ... no I don't know Snooki

    From PA...NJ can keep Snooki! LOL :laugh:

    im from pa too and i hate its dutch country.....No it really isnt there is alot of amish but last i checked they are amish not Dutch (i know they are considered pennsylvania dutch but its not the same!!!!!) where im from we call them amish and i think the movie kingpin all called them amish (BTW they are super nice people and not at all weird!!!!.....for the most part....but hey im weird to them!)
  • skpstone
    skpstone Posts: 26 Member

    Dont all you Kiwi's have relations with your sheep though?

    Man that one would annoy me. Fortunately, I'm over in Australia :)

    Pretty sure they say exactly the same thing about us...

    I'm pretty sure the sheep sex thing is for Kiwis, not Aussies

    I have heard them say the same thing about us.
  • sshook990
    sshook990 Posts: 284
    Everyone just assumes I'm poor.


    I'm from Ohio.

    from pa and im poor! lol
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    "You live in Amarillo? Do ya'll still ride your horses to school?"

    We get this in Dallas too.
  • sshook990
    sshook990 Posts: 284
    I am from Tennessee and yes, we do have brains, we do wear shoes, and no, I didn't marry my cousin.
    LOL! I thought that was West Virginia? (Just kidding)

    i thought that was west virginia too. lol (not kidding......seriously....no i really am kidding)
  • RobynMWilson
    RobynMWilson Posts: 1,540 Member
    You're from Buffalo?! Is it snowing up there?

    No Jacka$$, It's July 11th...:explode:

    so it's just flurries?



    Try being from NJ... no I don't know Snooki

    Hahaha! And us Jersey Girls are NOTHING like Snooki!! She's from Long Island anyway so please stop asking! If I met her, I'd clock her b/c that's what us Jersey Girls do! lol
  • BlisterLamb
    BlisterLamb Posts: 396 Member
    Reno Nevada....Oh. Do you gamble a lot?
    Nope. I don't even notice the slot machines in the grocery stores, car washes, Wal Marts, etc. anymore. And the casino floors are just some place I walk through to get to a dance floor or restaurant.
  • It_never_ends
    It_never_ends Posts: 105 Member
    I lived in Alaska. "is it always cold and snowy?" "How do you get around?" I ride my polar bear, duh. I was thinking of upgrading to a grizzly but they have to be fed more and I can't afford it in this economy.
  • LeilaFace
    LeilaFace Posts: 390 Member
    I'm from Hawaii...

    Yes, I know how to dance hula (PROFESSIONALLY)
    Yes, I know how to Surf
    Yes, I love pineapple

    NO I DO NOT LIVE IN A GRASS SHACK, WEAR A COCONUT BRA OR WEAR A GRASS SKIRT.
    ALSO OUR LIGHT POSTS ARE NOT MADE OF BAMBOO AND THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS "LAVA DAYS."
  • ItsPheebs
    ItsPheebs Posts: 127 Member
    Originally from New Mexico and I get, "Oh, your English is so good! You don't even have an accent!"

    :noway:
  • RobynMWilson
    RobynMWilson Posts: 1,540 Member


    Try being from NJ... no I don't know Snooki

    From PA...NJ can keep Snooki! LOL :laugh:

    im from pa too and i hate its dutch country.....No it really isnt there is alot of amish but last i checked they are amish not Dutch (i know they are considered pennsylvania dutch but its not the same!!!!!) where im from we call them amish and i think the movie kingpin all called them amish (BTW they are super nice people and not at all weird!!!!.....for the most part....but hey im weird to them!)
    I'm part PA Dutch and I'm from Jersey lol...my grandmom was PA Dutch
  • Blacklance36
    Blacklance36 Posts: 755 Member
    Your from Alberta? What state is that in?

    Alberta? Do you have Eskimos and igloos there? (Its over 90 here today)
  • jsmith2377
    jsmith2377 Posts: 208 Member
    Oh, you live in the desert? It's 115 degrees? But it's a dry heat...

    Yeah, just like turning my blow dryer on full blast in my face is a dry heat...

    Hear this all the time!!!! Hot is hot! It being dry doesn make it any better!

    I beg to differ on this. I moved to NV from S Georgia. In GA is would be 105 with 99% humidity. That is infinitely worse that 115 and 15% humidity. At least in the dry heat if you step into the shade it feels cooler...even if it is 115 outside. :tongue:

    I grew up in GA as well and then moved. I'll take the humidity. I also live in Tucson where we have monsoons in the summer as well so we have plenty of humidity with 115 degrees.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    then there is the Your from "New JOIsey" I was on a cruise and almost threw muthafukas over board from hearing that so much.

    You can probably blame Jersey Shore for that crap.
  • sshook990
    sshook990 Posts: 284
    I am from Tennessee and yes, we do have brains, we do wear shoes, and no, I didn't marry my cousin.
    LOL! I thought that was West Virginia? (Just kidding)


    Are you from tennessee because you are the only "10 i see" lol :laugh: :laugh:
  • lifesazoo
    lifesazoo Posts: 118
    I'm from Kentucky. No I don't have an accent, and no I'm not a total redneck who married my cousin.

    He's not my first cousin, anyway...
  • strawberriekt24
    strawberriekt24 Posts: 61 Member
    I'm from Oregon. And not from Portland.

    Once when I was donating blood here in Vegas, I had the lady look at my driver's license and say, "Oregon huh? Is it true they have great weed?"

    Um, I wouldn't know?
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    Everyone from MA is a Masshole.... Ok.. so, maybe this one has a bit of truth.. I am a Masshole relocated to NH lol



    I've never heard this and I live in Mass....

    I was guilty last week of asking someone from California, "Have you met a lot of famous people?" :embarassed:


    Hey I used to vacation in LA every year and I saw tons of famous people. I think it's a fair question. :smile:
  • FATBOYBGONE
    FATBOYBGONE Posts: 35 Member
    Do you own cattle? Do you own an oil well? Do you wear boots? Do you wear a cowboy hat? Do you own a six shooter?

    Questions put forth to this Texan. Answers: NO, NO, NO, HELL NO, and no comment.:smokin:
  • khagador
    khagador Posts: 175 Member
    Pennsylvania, a couple miles west of Philly...

    Why do you guys hate Santa Claus?
  • sshook990
    sshook990 Posts: 284


    Try being from NJ... no I don't know Snooki

    From PA...NJ can keep Snooki! LOL :laugh:

    im from pa too and i hate its dutch country.....No it really isnt there is alot of amish but last i checked they are amish not Dutch (i know they are considered pennsylvania dutch but its not the same!!!!!) where im from we call them amish and i think the movie kingpin all called them amish (BTW they are super nice people and not at all weird!!!!.....for the most part....but hey im weird to them!)
    I'm part PA Dutch and I'm from Jersey lol...my grandmom was PA Dutch



    its ok it was just a joke lol i like everyone...
  • Katbaran
    Katbaran Posts: 605 Member
    I'm from Cleveland...enough said.
    Cleveland is actually a beautiful city!! But winters are a biiiiotch.

    And no, every bar does not play polka music on Friday and Saturday nights.
    We are not all Polish and unemployed.

    Yes, we ARE tough to make it through the harsh winters here--we're hearty folks here.
  • NikkiLS28
    NikkiLS28 Posts: 43
    I'm from Michigan, and yes I really do use my hand to explain where I live :)
  • Drenched_N_Motivation
    Drenched_N_Motivation Posts: 1,004 Member
    You're from San Diego? Do you surf? No I dont fuc*ing surf!
  • Fairy_Farts
    Fairy_Farts Posts: 166 Member
    I'm from Oregon. And not from Portland.

    Once when I was donating blood here in Vegas, I had the lady look at my driver's license and say, "Oregon huh? Is it true they have great weed?"

    Um, I wouldn't know?

    Yeah, like all of us are from Eugene. Right? Haha!

    Also, we don't ALL wear Birkenstocks and actually hug trees.

    We know if you're not from Oregon when you can't pronounce it correctly.

    We also know if your from Washington if you drive too slow! Ha!

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